Haha... Holy fucking shit.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/291079504.html

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort
Date: 2007-03-09, 10:31AM CST


Yes, I know what you’re saying, “dude, that blanket fort sucks.” That would not be the first time I’ve heard such short-sighted criticism. Its structural integrity is dubious at best and there isn’t a whole lot of headroom. But c’mon, it’s not like I’m a freakin’ architect or anything. Besides, this little baby is just a prototype. I have vast resources of cushions for anchoring and blankets in order to maximize square footage. My living room is just waiting to be turned into a totally sweet labyrinth of love.

I am very open to suggestions in respect to design and construction, as I’d like this fort to be a shared vision. Much like the Taj Mahal, its intended that this little beauty will be inspired by a very special lady. Once our shelter is erected, we can move in and work on some of our higher order needs. Or we could just order a pizza and tell ghost stories. Please email me with a picture if you want to be invited to this living room party. It will be sweet.

PS: I’m allowed to have sleepovers.



* Location: living room
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 291079504

if that were my blanket fort... it would be fishbowled right now.

HAHAHA

Behold, Fort Date Rape

xmikex said:

LOLZORZZ

Man, I would officially marry the girl that replied to that and then actually came over.

haha if you really wanted to be a son of a bitch, make a Craigslist post under the exact same title. But have the picture just be shot of a sheet propped up by a huge boner.

I'd marry the girl that replied to that.
*barf*