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returntothepit >> discuss >> Some little shits from the neighborhood vandalized my bike yesterday by HailAtWork on Jun 15,2007 1:53pm
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toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 15,2007 1:53pm
The 12 year old kid who lives on the 2nd floor was even dumb enough to be wearing my bike gloves when I got home. Seems he and his friends decided to open the garage door, take my bike out, trash it and strip it while I was at work. They're really lucky I didn't catch them doing it or there would've been 2 police reports. Hope their parents have $200-$300 for repairs.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jun 15,2007 2:31pm
Kids are so bad at everything.

Repairs? If you can prove that they did it you should be going for a new bike.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 15,2007 2:33pm
Those kids should be locked in a hot car... until death.



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 15,2007 2:35pm
They did it, the kid was wearing my fucking gloves...dumb enough to still be wearing them when I came home. No wonder kids need helmets for everything these days, they're retarded. Shit, when I was 12 I took my own bike apart, and there are no less than 15 bikes outside back there for them to fuck with in their mother's garage. But no, they go for the one that's obviously someone elses.



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 15,2007 2:37pm
I thought about a new bike, but I'm trying not to be a prick about it so I'm going for repairs which will be cheaper.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jun 15,2007 3:20pm
Complain to someone who cares.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 15,2007 3:22pm
HailAtWork said:
I thought about a new bike, but I'm trying not to be a prick about it so I'm going for repairs which will be cheaper.


you are constantly complaining about the injustices in society, and you now have the chance to fight back, and you are bitching out? surprise surprise.



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 15,2007 5:36pm
wtf are you talking about?



toggletoggle post by Pauly Walnuts at Jun 15,2007 6:59pm



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 15,2007 7:13pm
Hahahahaa I'll bet George Bush and Dick Cheney did it.

Or you'll somehow find the answer on alternet...hahahahahah...it's a vast republican conspiracy.

Now imagine if they vandalized your drugs......



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 15,2007 7:31pm
it is bush's fault. he made these kids' parent poor. instead of driving their SUV into things, they have to resort to this.
george mother fucking bush.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 15,2007 7:45pm



toggletoggle post by Uh at Jun 15,2007 10:57pm
Why weren't you riding that bike to work instead of driving your fossil burning, deadly carbon gas emitting car and poluting the Earth?

Why do you have a garage? Do you know how much coal and gas was burned to make that? Do you know how many trees you killed? You probably destroyed hundreds or THOUSANDS of homes of animals and insects. How fucking insensitive of you, you neo-conservative prick.

Maybe those kids were just standing up for Mother Earth to wasteful pigs like you.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 15,2007 11:18pm
Hahhahahahahahaha....awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 15,2007 11:44pm
nomally I would make a comment about hoser sucking off GWB, but I'm pretty sure HTL runs bio-desiel. oh and hoser's sucking off GWB's pecker.



toggletoggle post by shamash nli at Jun 15,2007 11:52pm
No.. I work for GWB, and stole yer whlz!! andI'min yr bnd!S?



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Jun 16,2007 12:30pm
Actually it's straight used veggie oil, and riding to work would take half the day. I didn't know bush and cheney could disguise themselves as 12 year old boys, sounds like some sick fantasy Hoser has.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 16,2007 12:58pm
They killed corn to make that veggie oil... I hope you're greatful.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 16,2007 1:30pm
that sucks what kind of bike is it?



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jun 16,2007 1:52pm
Uh said:
Why weren't you riding that bike to work instead of driving your fossil burning, deadly carbon gas emitting car and poluting the Earth?

Why do you have a garage? Do you know how much coal and gas was burned to make that? Do you know how many trees you killed? You probably destroyed hundreds or THOUSANDS of homes of animals and insects. How fucking insensitive of you, you neo-conservative prick.

Maybe those kids were just standing up for Mother Earth to wasteful pigs like you.


And your wasting electricity by posting this.




toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 16,2007 3:49pm
Didn't we already go over this in another thread?

It's "you're" dipshit.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead NLI at Jun 16,2007 10:20pm
Hoser said:
Didn't we already go over this in another thread?

It's "you're" dipshit.


Correct!

Examples:

1) YOU'RE a dirty hippy. (contraction of YOU and ARE)
2) YOUR armpit hair could use a trim (Implies possession.)

Now here's a few exercises to try on your own:

1) ____ bike got stolen by neighborhood kids because they think _____ an annoying douche.


2) ____ damning evidence of the gloves on your neighbor is purely circumstantial, thus proving _____ as ignorant about the legal system as you seem to be with everything else you wrap your mind around.


3) Have fun watching ____ neighbors laugh at you, as _____ left without any means to prove they did it and receive compensation.



If you get all three right, you get a cookie.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Jun 16,2007 11:17pm
It's interesting when people spend more time dissecting grammar than actual content. I clearly understand it's "you're" but I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry, I'm a terrible person and I hope you'll forgive me.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead NLI at Jun 16,2007 11:43pm
Of course I forgive you, we just need to make out first.

I don't really care about grammar, I just can't pass up an opportunity to make fun of the hippy girl.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 17,2007 8:10am
hahahaha, funny shit right there.
Maybe if our society practiced policies of wealth distribution in the vein of communism, they wouldn't have had to resort to such desperate measures.



toggletoggle post by jesus_of_nazareth  at Jun 17,2007 2:13pm

Everyone rides a bike...

When they're like 6.



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 18,2007 1:44pm
xanonymousx said:
that sucks what kind of bike is it?



It was a Mongoose, but since they've been bought out and now make shitty bikes I'm getting a new Raleigh with an aluminum frame to replace it...and the best part is, I'm not paying for it.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Jun 18,2007 1:46pm
HailAtWork said:
xanonymousx said:
that sucks what kind of bike is it?


...and the best part is, I'm not paying for it.


You're stealing it? Hypocrite!




toggletoggle post by lbprovidencenli at Jun 18,2007 5:38pm
theres nothing wrong with riding a bike...if you live in a city.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 18,2007 6:10pm
Riding a bike > taking the bus.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 18,2007 6:16pm
plus its a decent workout



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jun 19,2007 11:35am
Riding in the city is alright, but it's main purpose is something to throw myself down a mountain trail on.



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