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New site? Maybe some day.
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Once she's recovered, Plouffe said, she'll go back to Africa to finish her adventure.
What's wrong with her?
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oh man, anything involving eyes is awful. |
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and another thing, why would anyone go to Africa anymore? you'll either be slaughtered by a rampaging tribe, eaten by various animals, have your eyes devoured by bacteria, or catch Ebola and leak your insides out through your bodily orifices. i'm there. |
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GOOD FUCKIN' TIMES!!!
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I am the artist once known as Captain Cleanoff. |
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Yeti said: and another thing, why would anyone go to Africa anymore? you'll either be slaughtered by a rampaging tribe, eaten by various animals, have your eyes devoured by bacteria, or catch Ebola and leak your insides out through your bodily orifices. i'm there. |
I'm planning to join the Peace Corps after college and will probably go somewhere horrible like Africa. I will be bummered if my eyes are chewed out but the experience will be worth the risk. |
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um... what will zoe do, hippie? |
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"where we're going you dont need eyes to see" |
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well africa does have one thing going for it. it doesn't have the south american candiru catfish.
you don't want to fuck with that little guy. |
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the_reverend said: um... what will zoe do, hippie? |
Not going to be fully out of school until she at least 16. (If I go beyond a Master's Degree, she'll be older.) If not, I will most likely wait until she's 18. Cock. |
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DeRtOxIa said: well africa does have one thing going for it. it doesn't have the south american candiru catfish.
you don't want to fuck with that little guy. |
Is that the thing that is attracted to urine and swims into a guy's cack? Those things are awesome.
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DeRtOxIa said: well africa does have one thing going for it. it doesn't have the south american candiru catfish.
you don't want to fuck with that little guy. |
Isn't that the spieces that swims up yer dick piss stream and lay eggs in your junk?
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SkinSandwich said: GOOD FUCKIN' TIMES!!!
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that might just be the greatest thing i've ever seen |
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pam said:
Ha, damn right Pam!
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When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans. |
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YES! Those things are awesome. I hope you all get fish in your dicks. |
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and I hope you get one in your rectum/vagina. wait, a fish in the vagina... there's a joke in there somewhere. |
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My vagina would chew it up and spit it out because it's THAT awesome. |
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Fish in the vagina is a joke unto itself |
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the_reverend said: When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans. |
my dick hurts from reading that.
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pam said: I hope you all get fish in your dicks. |
I hope you get a fish in your dick as well. |
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the_reverend said: When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans. |
that is probably the worst thing i have ever read. |
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Yeti said: and another thing, why would anyone go to Africa anymore? you'll either be slaughtered by a rampaging tribe, eaten by various animals, have your eyes devoured by bacteria, or catch Ebola and leak your insides out through your bodily orifices. i'm there. |
Good question, for some reason my aunt is going for 2 weeks, not my idea of a vacation, but whatever... |
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well you can all book your trips to Africa because there are no dick fish there |
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