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returntothepit >> discuss >> racial profiling at the airport. by Niccolai on May 16,2007 3:24pm
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toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 16,2007 3:24pm
RACIAL PROFILING


To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly insane fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people.

They will continue random searches of 80-year-old nuns, four-year-old children, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors.

Pause a moment and take the following test, which will show you why racial profiling is discriminatory and evil:

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
(a) Olga Korbutt
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Michael Jackson in the name of NAMBLA
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Lost Norwegians
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
(a) The Village People
(b) The King of Sweden
(c) The Boy Scouts
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In April 1983, the American Embassy in Beirut was blown up killing 63 people, by:
(a) Carl Sagan
(b) A beach volleyball team gone bad
(c) Apaches
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In October 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up killing 242 soldiers, by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) The Backstreet Boys
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger in a wheelchair was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The Smurfs
(b) Maxine Waters and a gang of Marxists
(c) Jimmy Carter
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kidd
(b) Charles Lindberg
(c) Mother Teresa and 12 other militant nuns
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was destroyed killing 270 people by:
(a) Scooby Doo and the gang
(b) Blue Man Group
(c) ACLU Lawyers
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed by:
(a) Richard Simmons and the cast of Cats
(b) Grandma Moses and several other unidentified "primitive artists"
(c) Michael Jordan and his girlfriends
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's bimbo eruptions
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In October 2000, the USS Cole was attacked and 17 sailors killed by:
(a) Bert from Sesame Street
(b) Angry While Males
(c) Ice T
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed, and thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Enron
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Sonny and Cher
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Lutheran Church
(c) The NFL Cheerleaders
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde
(b) The Spice Girls
(c) Billy Graham and the 700 Club
(d) Arab-Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at May 16,2007 3:25pm
Ha ha ha... I thought the title was "rofl'ing at the airport"... and I couldn't have been more wrong.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at May 16,2007 3:27pm
We need more racial profiling at the airports



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 16,2007 3:55pm
How certain are we that the spice girls didn't kill that dude. There is a black spice girl afterall.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 16,2007 5:24pm
Reading that makes me proud of my Irish heritage, my proud people would never conduct acts of terrorism because I've never met an Irish-Arab-Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 16,2007 5:26pm
yea, sure.. Irish people didn't do any of that stuff.

But what they DO do is worse.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 16,2007 7:12pm
Niccolai said:
yea, sure.. Irish people didn't do any of that stuff.

But what they DO do is worse.


HAHAHAHAHA (doo doo)



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 16,2007 7:16pm
Tee-Hee



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at May 16,2007 8:54pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
Reading that makes me proud of my Irish heritage, my proud people would never conduct acts of terrorism because I've never met an Irish-Arab-Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.


Ever hear of the IRA?





by the way, I'm as Irish as they come in america so I'm playing the devil's advocate here.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at May 16,2007 8:55pm
oh yea...death to Israel!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at May 16,2007 11:02pm
y_ddraig_goch said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
Reading that makes me proud of my Irish heritage, my proud people would never conduct acts of terrorism because I've never met an Irish-Arab-Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.


Ever hear of the IRA?





by the way, I'm as Irish as they come in america so I'm playing the devil's advocate here.


No I was completely unaware of post-civil war Irish history.

I still don't see what this I...R...whatever you call it has to do with terrorism. Is it some sort of car dealership in Milford where one can get zero down but is secretly funneling funds to the PLO to better combat Ernie Boch Jr.?

Eh whatever, all I know is that the Irish are as anti-terrorism and peace loving as the Basque (because I've never heard of a Basque-Arab-Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 either).



toggletoggle post by eddie  at May 17,2007 12:26am
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:


I still don't see what this I...R...whatever you call it has to do with terrorism.



lol.

I got to play A Nation Once Again in Northern Ireland. Pissed so many people off, i can't believe we didn't get shot. I love Ireland because it's the only place i've ever been too that i had to lie about my religion in order not to be kicked out of a B&B.



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