This reminds me of the SNL skit when overgrown-baby Chris Farley ripped off Tim Meadows' arms and beat him with them. A rowdy hurrah! for mutant monster babies and their unharnessable power!
cream for stretch marks..but i'm sure if you rub sperm on your belly it will help too...i hear sperm is good for the skin...well whale sperm is and they use it in a lot of lotions