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returntothepit >> discuss >> Sheryl Crow asks you to spare a square by the_reverend on Apr 23,2007 11:56am
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toggletoggle post by Sinistas   at Apr 23,2007 12:00pm
She's out of her mind.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Apr 23,2007 12:08pm
If she managed to succeed in that ban, I would mail her a pair of my shit stained underwear when one square wasn't enough to get the job done. The envelope would have feces on it too, since toilet paper is so thin, my fingers would rip through the one square and I'd be wiping my crappy anus with my bare fingers.
I'd like to see her wipe her ass after a nice muddy poo and get it all with one square. Fuck that cunt.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Apr 23,2007 12:13pm
haha!! Yeah, yeah. What next?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 23,2007 12:39pm edited Apr 23,2007 12:39pm
hahaha exactly. i guess ass rot and vile smelling people are better than overusage on toilet paper. tp is one of those necessities that you just can't fuck with. unless you can master the 3 shells method, but i still don't know how that works.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 23,2007 12:40pm
30 squares per sitting



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 23,2007 12:40pm
what a hippie cunt



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 23,2007 2:25pm
I bet her asshole stinks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2007 2:27pm
maybe she figured out a way to have houdini poops all the time. I wish i knew how to do that. Mostly the first couple wipes look like inkblot tests.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 23,2007 2:50pm
the_reverend said:
maybe she figured out a way to have houdini poops all the time. I wish i knew how to do that. Mostly the first couple wipes look like inkblot tests.


houdini poops. haha perfect. as i sit on the john, i always hope for those.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Apr 23,2007 2:52pm
Yeti said:
hahaha exactly. i guess ass rot and vile smelling people are better than overusage on toilet paper. tp is one of those necessities that you just can't fuck with. unless you can master the 3 shells method, but i still don't know how that works.


hahaha demolition man



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 23,2007 3:07pm
I've always wondered...



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 23,2007 3:11pm


"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!"



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Apr 23,2007 3:15pm
why dont we all just go back to the days of using the sears catalog to wipe our taints with?



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Apr 23,2007 3:17pm
Ridiculous. There are a hundred other changes that would be easier and make a way bigger impact on the world than limiting your tp to one square. This is a shitty solution (har har) to that problem, too (mostly because it isn't a solution). It would make more sense for her to call for a new means of ass cleaning, maybe a reusable type of tp or something and a small receptacle machine that stores and cleans used tp. Or just adopt the bidet, I'm sure it feels better anyway.
RIDICULOUS. I just one upped Sheryl Crow and I don't even sell million of shitty records.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Apr 23,2007 3:18pm edited Apr 23,2007 3:19pm
The pair targeted 11 university campuses



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Telling 6 people is a hell of a way to raise awareness.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 23,2007 3:30pm
how about just going for using recycled toilet paper?
that is just ridiculous! as much as i hate using public restrooms to do that shit when it has to be done it has to be done.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 23,2007 3:31pm
how would they enforce a ban? put cameras in the stalls? would a swat team bust in and arrest you if you overwiped?



toggletoggle post by SM Nose Chief at Apr 23,2007 3:32pm
id love to see the TP this broad uses cause i got double ply and theres no way one sheet is working.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Apr 23,2007 3:35pm
SM Nose Chief said:
id love to see the TP this broad uses cause i got double ply and theres no way one sheet is working.


ditto.



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