Ok, I posted this as a blog on our myspace, so here it is.

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN
Well, we all knew it was going to happen sooner or later as we cant seem to get a lineup that works. I (James Davis) have recently rejoined the band on vocals after taking a small hiatus from my rhythm guitar duties, and Brian Sculley (drums) has left the band. That being said, for all those brave souls out there who play drums, need a band, are willing to learn one of the songs on our myspace (MP3's can be sent via aim, message us your screen name) and are willing to travel to Framingham to practice on saturdays, YOUR TIME IS HERE! We have a few shows lined up and without a drummer we are about as useless as a whore with AIDS, so pack up your shit, get your fucking ass down here, and come play drums for us.

That being said the ability to play the stuff on our myspace is required, but we would like someone with the creativity to mix it up a bit (stray from the path of constant double bass and or blast beats). im sure most of you remember our original recordings with pete rutcho as contagion when we had the black kid on drums who played weird afro cuban shit. he was awesome and a blast to write songs with. the most important thing however is you need to be personable. no head cases, no assholes, and dont come down and start bossing us around or we will feed you to tony's very large half rott weiler half german shepherd who is not friendly.

ps. we arent interested in traveling anywhere, tony and pete are brothers and live in the house we practice at, and i live exactly 4 minutes away, and having 3 members travel to accomodate one is retarded. you need to have transportation for yourself and your drums, and be willing to come down on saturdays and play the occasional show on fridays or saturdays or what have you. age isnt really a factor unless you arent old enough to drive in which case dont bother unless you ride a bike at 60 mph with a trailer or have the best parents in the world.

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good luck dude

new recordings sound sick

yah good luck guys i would love to help you out, but ive been wicked busy with my band and shit. if i know any drummers i will send them your way. Good luck

contagion said:

Yes, yes it is.

this is shitty news.

thanks for any help, niggas.

Beorht-Dana NLI said:

hahahaha, in our case 4.

haha sucks for you guys.

contagion said:

hahaha, indeed

most of the band traveling to one person is ok if it's for a free jam spot. that's really the only time though

good luck with your drummer search...let us know if you have any interesting leads hahaha

SacreligionNLI said:

yea...our jam spot is free.

i am not an interesting lead with a free jamspot.

call me i want to try out lauren 15083315176

I play with Lauren, she does the cymbals and I play all the other drums. Together we are almost capable of playing in GreenDay

You might have better luck posting a "drummer looking" thread (with the [classified] tag) with your influences, experience and gear, as opposed to replying to 6-month old threads. Just saying.

DestroyYouAlot said:

also its really really clever as a female to give out you number

great idea

She must like pizzas.

big sausage pizzas

Hold the pants.

and the cheese.

Wait, she's vegan now?

Has anyone called that chick yet?