I don't know her name, but if you see her I've heard she'll at least give a handjob if you ask. Perhaps more if you are nice to he.

I was thinking this would be a picture of spaldino

lol is that dftg???

yes

DFTG is 110% mensch. Unwise to fuck with a man who wields such considerable firepower.

he's a sauce little biscuit.

hahaha

ha, looks like dave from the grave had a shave.

I would like a sauce biscuit.

dave from the shave

That picture was from about three years ago. I couldn't even grow any considerable facial hair until last year.

ODIN BE PRAISED!

hahaha

Wasn't that chick in Drain STH?

A young Eric Hoffman.

Sorta kinda looks like peganmegan on steroids.


(Waits to be yelled at)

Oh shit that made me laugh really hard

xmikex said:

I laughed so hard at this I sharted.

Jack Owens with hair?

Dwellingsickness said:

hahaha

It would be hilarious if DFTG twisted this Joey Numbers kid into some obscene type of pretzel shape.

dat chiq iz siq 4 diq

I'd hit it.

He looks scared, like he just listened to Lja!!!! and worried it was the future of metal.

You dont look nearly as milky as usual in this pic.

her cheeks are all rose from finger banging herself.

Looks like Chuck Schuldiner with one Aryan (fucking Germans) grandparent.

the_reverend said:

go eat some tofu, pussy.

I met up with this bitch in NY today. one thing her profile didn't say was MANHANDS. It was like even cowgirls get the blues with those banana thumbs.

the_reverend said:

Am I supposed to be offended by that? Seriously, I don't even know what that means. p.s, get a haircut fag

try googling for even cowgirl's get the blues. there should pictures that explain it all.

whadda ya know? this did explain it

whoah.. even cow girl's get the blues was a terrible book by an awesome writer.
the jist of it was a girl had thumbs the size of bananas. she was obviously adept at hitchhiking and would travel around via hitching with truckers. when then got fresh, she would block her pussy with them. I think she used to hit the bottom of the vigina with them too. I never finished the book cause it was terrible. I think I was made into a movie that starred demi moore.

uh yeah....that describes me to a T

honestly get new business cards.
'scuse me... bidniz cahds.

D.F.T.G

MANHANDS INC.

dude, are you fucking typing and posting all this shit on that little phone while you drive?

yeah, long straight roads.
I admit it's hard to do this while still singing along to my poptunes.

so here's a question for everyone to think about: how obsessed does this joey numbers fag have to be to start looking at my myspace and shit? apparently his poor feelings really got hurt when I flamed him in that other thread he made.

well, I never looked at him IP, but his threads read like someone who already knows things around here.

I also noticed that. neat. that means I have at least two online stalkers.

DaveFromTheGrave said:



butt-hurt

This thread is getting gayer by the minute. I think the stalker and the victim should just get it over with and make hot man love already. Fags.

horror_tang said:

It is now that you're a part of it.

Ooooh, sexy talk.