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returntothepit >> discuss >> What is the gayest band? by Joey_Numbers on Apr 17,2007 5:17pm
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What is the gayest band? - usless poll
1Porphyria
2Porphyria
3Porphyria
4Porphyria
5I have not taste and love Porphyria
no vote


toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 17,2007 5:17pm
Let's get some feedback.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2007 5:18pm
You have not taste? You fail english? That's umplossible.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 17,2007 5:20pm
Whatever.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 17,2007 5:21pm
You have failed me.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB nli at Apr 17,2007 5:22pm
Why isn't Of The Betrayed on this list?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 17,2007 5:22pm
wow, someone is sore.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 17,2007 5:59pm
OK, I'll bite -- why are your panties in a bunch about Porphyria?



toggletoggle post by Arist  at Apr 17,2007 6:03pm
Manowar lol



toggletoggle post by Troll at Apr 17,2007 6:05pm edited Apr 17,2007 6:06pm

Culture Club wins that title



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 17,2007 6:05pm
obviously you all missed this thread:

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=40233



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 17,2007 6:05pm
i picked 3 because its comes after 2



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 17,2007 7:01pm
I CAN THINK OF SOME RAINBOW WARRIORS IN CT



toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at Apr 17,2007 7:02pm
fall out boy,my chemical romance trivium underoath it dies today nickelback, and from autumn to ashes



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Apr 17,2007 7:51pm
porphyria kills!!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 17,2007 7:52pm
I chose the one in ebonics.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 17,2007 8:32pm
Here's a question for whoever started this thread.... why are you being a smartass and causing problems using someone else's name?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 17,2007 9:04pm
Porphyria is the B0mb!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 17,2007 9:15pm
pam said:
I chose the one in ebonics.


no vote?



toggletoggle post by Agrippa at Apr 17,2007 10:11pm
Im not really into that type of death metal but porphyria are very good at what they do. So there.



toggletoggle post by Agrippa at Apr 17,2007 10:13pm

Let us not forget these guys.



toggletoggle post by Agrippa at Apr 17,2007 10:19pm


or these guys.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Apr 17,2007 10:29pm edited Apr 17,2007 10:30pm
My Dying Breath. I hope someone else remembers them. They were the first band to play at a Cryptopsy show in Maine a few years back. HILARIOUS. The "percussionist" had a Slipknot hoodie, then took it off to reveal his Slipknot shirt. The guitarist also threw his guitar down and walked off yelling at the rest of people in the middle of a song. So fucking good.

PS. Porphyria also played that show.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Apr 17,2007 10:31pm
sacreligion said:
pam said:
I chose the one in ebonics.


no vote?


Come on guys, this is a pretty good one.

I laughed, dude.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 17,2007 10:34pm
so did I.



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Apr 18,2007 1:59am



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2007 2:05am
A lot of people have not taste.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 18,2007 2:20am
The Devil Wears Prada is the gayest band ever



toggletoggle post by Doomkid   at Apr 18,2007 2:32am
Yay! I have not taste!



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 18,2007 2:46am
i love shit disease



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 7:38am
xmikex said:
Here's a question for whoever started this thread.... why are you being a smartass and causing problems using someone else's name?


What's it to you fucktard? Someone else's name? That is my fucking name. Who else is going around calling themselves Joey Numbers? Go suck off a horse fag.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 18,2007 7:42am
hahaha



toggletoggle post by that dood at Apr 18,2007 7:50am
bury your dead



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 9:19am
Joey_Numbers said:
xmikex said:
Here's a question for whoever started this thread.... why are you being a smartass and causing problems using someone else's name?


What's it to you fucktard? Someone else's name? That is my fucking name. Who else is going around calling themselves Joey Numbers? Go suck off a horse fag.


what's a horse fag?



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Apr 18,2007 9:53am
It's a gay horse, don't you know anything?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 11:09am
I'm totally clueless. This guy should kick my ass for it.



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Apr 18,2007 11:39am
Word on the street is that Emmure and The Devil Wears Prada are going to have a gay-horse suck-off as that appears to be the only way to fairly and accurately determine ONCE AND FOR ALL just who is the gayest band in all the land. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 12:27pm
Why don't we give a bunch of gay horses ecstasy, and see what band they want to listen to while they're having gay sex. That should settle it.

Oh, and this kid should totally definently kick my ass.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2007 12:37pm
He should beat up a gay horse.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 1:07pm
Now would that be considered animal cruelty or a hate crime?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 18,2007 1:12pm
sacreligion said:
pam said:
I chose the one in ebonics.


no vote?


Hi-yoooo!



toggletoggle post by Coldnorthernvengeance  at Apr 18,2007 2:00pm
Agrippa said:
Im not really into that type of death metal but porphyria are very good at what they do. So there.





toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 18,2007 2:43pm
GoatOfCatalyst said:
Word on the street is that Emmure and The Devil Wears Prada are going to have a gay-horse suck-off as that appears to be the only way to fairly and accurately determine ONCE AND FOR ALL just who is the gayest band in all the land. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me.


emmure... man that band sucks if not more than the devil wears prada.... they both need to learn how to play their instruments.... I'm tired of bands thinking they are cool cause they tune down to A# and can play s1ck br34kz yo.



toggletoggle post by poopsmcgee  at Apr 18,2007 3:56pm
viallage people,



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Apr 18,2007 3:58pm
Emmure was the most boring live band I've ever seen. I'd rather watch 1 whole week of doom bands.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 18,2007 3:59pm
but they have s1ck br34kz yo, i don't care how they act as long as those open A#'s want to make me shit OMFGLOLZ BR00tal



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2007 4:15pm




toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 4:30pm
xmikex said:
Why don't we give a bunch of gay horses ecstasy, and see what band they want to listen to while they're having gay sex. That should settle it.

Oh, and this kid should totally definently kick my ass.


Joey Numbers don't kick ass. I go after your families. Figures its more pain to you than yourself. Especially not because of some gay thread on a meassageboard. I meant to say go suck off a horse you fag.

You get no slack because you were molested when you was a kid. Oh, Joey Numbers knows everything. Still carrying around those emotional scars.

It was you fault.

It was your fault.

It was your fault.

It was your fault.

It was your fault...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2007 4:33pm
joey numbers is a stupid name.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 4:36pm
Why don't you add dumb dumb head to that you four year old faggot.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 18,2007 4:43pm
sorry but i'm a 10 year old dyke.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Apr 18,2007 4:46pm
xanonymousx said:
I'm tired of bands thinking they are cool cause they tune down to A# and can play s1ck br34kz yo.


sweet...we can't be nearly as gay considering we only tune down to C

we still have s1ck br34kz tho



toggletoggle post by Agrippa at Apr 18,2007 5:04pm
I bet most of the votes against porphyria are from the same guy.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2007 5:13pm
You can only vote once.



toggletoggle post by Agrippa at Apr 18,2007 5:23pm
well fuck you then. thbbbbbbb! shows what i know.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Apr 18,2007 5:31pm
log out...clear cookies...log in...vote again



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 18,2007 5:32pm
Scandalous.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Apr 18,2007 5:34pm
I do what I can.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 18,2007 5:52pm
RichHorror said:
You have not taste? You fail english? That's umplossible.


Actually, I hate to defend someone who would start such a frivolous thread, but, although slightly archaic, the phrase in question is grammatically and syntactically correct.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 6:40pm
Joey Numbers is the lamest gimmic since Brother Love.

dumparoni.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 6:45pm
See this chump ain't got nothing to say about being molested because it is true. Would you like me to give further details? The public might want to know how emotionally scarred you are. You might even get a sympathy fuck.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Apr 18,2007 6:56pm
xmikex said:
Joey Numbers is the lamest gimmic since Brother Love.

dumparoni.



LEIGH RUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 6:57pm
What the fuck is Leigh Rush?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 7:04pm
Joey_Numbers said:
See this chump ain't got nothing to say about being molested because it is true. Would you like me to give further details? The public might want to know how emotionally scarred you are. You might even get a sympathy fuck.


You caught me. Everyone, I have a confession to make.... Joey Numbers molested me when I was 24. He sat on my face and made me admit he was king of the internet. Then he stuck his thumb up my ass and made me listen to Lacuna Coil. I've never been the same since.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 7:09pm
No, you were much younger than that and it was a family member.



toggletoggle post by i_tune_to_ab at Apr 18,2007 7:41pm
sacreligion said:
xanonymousx said:
I'm tired of bands thinking they are cool cause they tune down to A# and can play s1ck br34kz yo.


sweet...we can't be nearly as gay considering we only tune down to C

we still have s1ck br34kz tho


I guess I would be gayer because I tune my 7-string to Ab? I don't have s1ck br34kz, though. So maybe that balances it out.



toggletoggle post by hmmm at Apr 18,2007 8:11pm
theres one joey numbers i know of that lives in the north shore.... nice guy and books shows. something tells me some moron who obviously dislikes this kid expects to make this up account in hopes someone finds out and kicks the shit outta him. nice try, although i find out who did do this they will be in for a huge surprise.



toggletoggle post by hmmm at Apr 18,2007 8:11pm
theres one joey numbers i know of that lives in the north shore.... nice guy and books shows. something tells me some moron who obviously dislikes this kid expects to make this up account in hopes someone finds out and kicks the shit outta him. nice try, although i find out who did do this they will be in for a huge surprise.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 8:44pm
Sorry, I'm not from the North Shore and I know of no other Jpey Numbers. Instead of being a bitch, why don't you give me my huge surprise or at least give me a hint. Note: I am lactose intolerant. So please, no dairy.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 8:46pm
hmmm, could this be xmikex?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 18,2007 9:35pm
yup. makes sense. i signed in anonymously to say something that I already said yesterday but under a different name. makes boat loads of sense. we've got a regular Barnaby Jones here.

get your finger out of my ass for a minute and think straight.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 18,2007 11:38pm
Wow, you like things in your ass. You are such a faggot.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 18,2007 11:42pm
Are you in a band Joey?



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 18,2007 11:48pm
i_tune_to_ab said:
sacreligion said:
xanonymousx said:
I'm tired of bands thinking they are cool cause they tune down to A# and can play s1ck br34kz yo.


sweet...we can't be nearly as gay considering we only tune down to C

we still have s1ck br34kz tho


I guess I would be gayer because I tune my 7-string to Ab? I don't have s1ck br34kz, though. So maybe that balances it out.


to mr. sacreligion you guys do have s1ck br34kz d00d and to Mr. B tuning nah that wouldn't be br00tal enough you'd have to tune down that string to like F# or something cause the 7th string is already B and tuning down a half step means nothing to these Br00tal new bands who don't care about their roots and don't care about how Judas Priest and how they only went down a half step and still made killer tunes.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Apr 18,2007 11:51pm
I love how this thread is so 8th grade.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Apr 19,2007 12:30am
yummy said:
Are you in a band Joey?


she's a choir girl.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 19,2007 12:37am
the hideous one in the back row that just moves her lips?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Apr 19,2007 12:38am
the one who's too ugly to be popular, so she just sucks a lot of dick.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 19,2007 12:43am
no, I'm talking about the one they hide so kids don't cry and just moves her lips because she can't sing a note. Plus, this girl's so ugly you'd have to put a bag over your head.

7th grade.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 19,2007 2:30am
DaveFromTheGrave and yummy, don't you have some salad tossing to do? So, which one of you is the woman and does the man have the common courteousy to give a reach around? Oh, I am in a band. Well it's a band of brothers that fucks your mother on a semi-regular basis. Good times, bologna lips pussy and then cramming her snatch with bottles and smashing them. So fucking sexy.



toggletoggle post by Joey_Numbers at Apr 19,2007 2:33am
44% of the vote says Porphyria is gay.



toggletoggle post by seymour butts at Apr 19,2007 3:40am
i got it, joey numbers is really joe christianni.... nice one pal why don't you and your big pants go and listen to more nu metal



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Apr 19,2007 6:57am
i kinda miss radical dirtbiker... i admit it



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 19,2007 8:33am
It took some hard work, but I found a picture of Joey Numbers


That's him on the left explaining himself to Chris Hansen.

oh, and I'm willing to bet money that Joey Numbers will respond to this with a picture from a gay porn and say "Thatz xMiKeX wUt a faYgg loLz"



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2007 9:01am
this guy sucks ... but not quite as bad as Passerby'er or BML. It will take some hard work to get to that level of obnoxious uselessness....ssss.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 19,2007 10:42am
its funny when people like Joey Numbers insult you as if its an AOL chat room from 99. get with the times man.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Apr 19,2007 10:45am
Joey_Numbers said:
DaveFromTheGrave and yummy, don't you have some salad tossing to do? So, which one of you is the woman and does the man have the common courteousy to give a reach around? Oh, I am in a band. Well it's a band of brothers that fucks your mother on a semi-regular basis. Good times, bologna lips pussy and then cramming her snatch with bottles and smashing them. So fucking sexy.


so you and your brothers fuck your mother? that's great.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 19,2007 10:49am
Which one are you? The fag on the left or the fag on the right?





toggletoggle post by gibralter  at Apr 27,2007 7:40am
The Gayest Band Is BLeeding Mascera



toggletoggle post by babyshaker nli at Apr 27,2007 12:27pm
seymour butts said:
i got it, joey numbers is really joe christianni.... nice one pal why don't you and your big pants go and listen to more nu metal


1.naw joe wont even text message it aint him plus he enjoys porphyria. 2your a huge h-mo for trying to anon bash.
3.ya your just an h-mo



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woof



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