jc.. I sit down in the bathroom and then as I'm getting the browns to the super bowl, I notice there is no TP. how can I celebrate the victory without TP?

luckily, I was able to reach over and pull some dangling paper from the stall next to me. this was almost a messy ending to a messy day.

at least you didn't shit your pants right before sexy time

dreadkill said:

Such a great story.

I got into a heated debate with the guy in the stall next to me because he wouldnt hand me some fucking toilet paper which ended when I threated to jump over there with my pants down and grab it myself.

threatened. i seen to be having trouble being able to spell today.

SEEM!!! FUCK!

there is indeed an edit feature.

at least you didn't have to resort to ripping the tp tube into little chunks to shovel the shit out of your ass because there was no tp left. i had to do that at my friend's house once. fucking ow.

thats just god punishing you for being a sitter

oh man, not that mumbo jumbo about stand shitting again

stand shitting is hard to do. i've tried to drop a doogie while standing in the shower, i just can't do it.

LULZ