I'm serious.

yeah, for a shitzu

Rich thinks it's mean. He thinks it's a bad idea to get three goats and name them Toilet, Bathtub, and Faucet.

goats would be cool

How's that mean? Rich is a faggot. Toilet is a good name.

I'd sooner name a cat Lobster than I would Toilet, Rich.

Lobster is a good name for a cat.

Goats smell. Mike is getting a bunny and naming it Pancake. And I'm the faggot. Right. And yes, he said 'bunny' and not 'rabbit'. Homo.

Lobster is also a stupid name for a cat or anything that isn't a Lobster.

I said I might name it Pancake, which was a name my ex-girlfriend thought of. I'm probably gonna end up naming him Darby.

And Rich, you say "kitty" not "cat'. You are a faggot.

Mike, you're getting a bunny?!

Granny_Monster said:


My sister knows someplace that has bunnies that are already litter trained and everything. So I don't need to keep him in a cage and he can just wander around my house. Plus, they sell bunny leashes so I can take him out for a walk. It just depends on if I find the time to go the place this week.

We'll see who the faggot is tonight when we're having sex with each other.

...

DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.

It's not that, I just thought Mike didn't have sex with anyone over 17.

I'm 12 in dog years.

If you were a puppy... I'd name you Toilet.

And I would kill you in your sleep.

BAD TOILET! That's a BAD TOILET!

i'd have to imagine that the pet would resent you. "toilet?? you named me TOILET??"

you and your love for toilets you should make toilet shaped cupcakes for shows!

Toilets are for urine, feces, vomit and used condoms.

and goldfish.

And soggy Cheerios.

Soggy Cheerios is a good name for a pet.

I hate you.

My friend named his cat then just never stopped calling it shithead. So, everyone only knows it as Shithead.

Bump because this is a good idea!

Pets are toilets.

Lamp is a good name for a message board user.

Lamp would also be a good name for a pet. As would Couch and Sofa... possibly Loveseat.

The list goes on...

I call my cat "Hey get the fuck away from me!"

I call my cat "I hate you" and "you're worthless"

... but he's a jerk, so it's okay. I'm nice to my good cats.

My cat is named Cow. She also looks like a cow, so it works.

I'm the bright light of this place, haw haw...

i took my dog for a walk through the woods for like 1 1/2 hours yesterday. she had a fucking blast. i did too.

Mess said:

What kind of dog is it?

Dankill said:

Shithead only works for a dog, and if you're Steve Martin.

Granny_Monster said:

a pain in the ass Minpin. she's got the funniest personality i've ever seen in a dog. she's a clown.

Mess said:

Ack! Really? That's awesome! I love those little things.

yeah, she's a year and a half now and still only 9 lbs. haha

my sisters cat is an orange tabby.. who she named steve... at first i was like that's gay.. but it fits his personality b/c he's just as weird... so it fits..then it turned into Steven Mctowley... so it's even better

I dunno, Chris. That cat knows it's place pretty well and it's place is being named Shithead. Plus, the thing is a bitch and a half.

What about Buttrumpus?

i'm naming my next pet acid reflux.

That is a very good name, Ken. I approve.

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