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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Zombie Apocolypse is Not Almost Here by FuckIsMySignature on Mar 30,2007 6:03pm
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 30,2007 6:03pm edited Mar 30,2007 6:09pm
Last Updated: Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.



http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm




toggletoggle post by Jimmy Justice at Mar 30,2007 6:06pm
This is old and fake, although I wish it was real.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 30,2007 6:09pm
yeah i just noticed the date on it bahhh i'm retarded.



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