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returntothepit >> discuss >> Max Lavelle (Goratory, Burn In Silence) joins The Body Farm by Niccolai on Mar 25,2007 3:52am
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toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 25,2007 3:52am edited Mar 25,2007 3:55am
Max Lavelle has officially become part of The Body Farm.

He has played bass with such bands as Goratory and Burn In Silence and we are happy to add him to the lineup.

His skills will be an excellent addition.



Keep your eyes peeled for our upcoming demo, and remember, anyone who donates their body to the unniversity of tennessee's anthropology program will recieve free Body Farm Demos and merch for life.

http://www.myspace.com/thebodyfarmma



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 25,2007 6:29am
dont forget about his brooooooooootal time in Trauma Concept



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 25,2007 12:58pm
Actually I believe he tries to forget that time. Which in of itself was like killing time in the first place.



toggletoggle post by keithnli at Mar 25,2007 5:24pm
oh shit son!



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Mar 25,2007 5:30pm
Congrats!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2007 5:33pm
yeah, I heard yesterday that everyone quit burn in silence.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 25,2007 7:18pm
the_reverend said:
yeah, I heard yesterday that everyone quit burn in silence.


I guess they have new members and are touring, but no Al, Daron, or Max.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Mar 25,2007 7:35pm
After all this hype, this better be the best EP. Ever.



toggletoggle post by keithnli at Mar 25,2007 7:41pm
Archaeon said:
After all this hype, this better be the best EP. Ever.


well, we have 1 song, but its 34 minutes long, and we dont have anyone to play the harp or the tuba, so we might have to pull that one out.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 25,2007 9:42pm
we will never record music because then we wouldn't be grim OR kvlt. and what's the point if we can't be either of the two?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Mar 25,2007 10:18pm
im very intrerested to hear this with a sweet lineup guy.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 26,2007 12:37am
By the way, if anyone wants to come up to one of our super sweet practices and check us out/take their clothes off for us and let us take pictures then hit me up.



toggletoggle post by Metal Mega-Stud at Mar 26,2007 6:54am
The Body Farm is a band? Oh, I though he was finally hitting the gym. My bad.



toggletoggle post by Neverpurified  at Mar 26,2007 11:24am
Niccolai said:
the_reverend said:
yeah, I heard yesterday that everyone quit burn in silence.


I guess they have new members and are touring, but no Al, Daron, or Max.


so basically, the "goratory" half of BiS left?



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 26,2007 11:52am
BIS lost both guitarists, bassist and drummer. They play in the same room as Sexcrement. They just played Goodtimes the other night with a new lineup that just completed that 2 dollar brawler tour.
Looking forward to hearing the Body Farm. Where the fuck do you rubes practice?



toggletoggle post by keithmobile at Mar 26,2007 1:25pm
right now in woburn, but i still have my space in framingham and im trying to get everyone to migrate there



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 26,2007 2:01pm
you guys practice in woburn? where at? i'll come take my clothes off. i live up near the woburn-burlington border on the weekends. moving back there after school ends in a couple months.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 26,2007 2:18pm
we practice next to bill and bob's roast beef.



toggletoggle post by animal_rampage at Mar 26,2007 2:56pm
most graphically gifted band in NE now



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 26,2007 4:08pm
We practice in Crane Park in woburn. Anyone's welcome to check us out.

It would be bitchin if we could talk Eliot into relocating to Framingham though.


be sure to add us on the 'space. Http://www.myspace.com/thebodyfarmma

Be sure to add us on myspace.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Mar 26,2007 4:08pm
yeah seriously, Framingham is where it's at. Look at all the talent that comes from there!!



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 26,2007 4:13pm
A good amount of kiddie porn too!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 26,2007 4:19pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:
we practice next to bill and bob's roast beef.


their barbecue sauce is amazing.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 26,2007 4:24pm
dreadkill said:


their barbecue sauce is amazing.


Their dresser, however, is VERY boring.


Torch the dresser Meatwad.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 26,2007 4:27pm
ATHFCMFFT!!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 26,2007 10:48pm
Keith, Mark and Nic,
I demand you bring the rukus behavior back to the 'Ham where it belongs.
Eliot can carry his damn drums because it will build upper body strength until he can blastbeat by pure force of will and motivation. Max will come in here by turning The Body Farm into a Motivational Speaking Studio Project, with Eliot as a testimonial. Then Keith can bring a bunch of oxygen tanks and hypodermic needles and we go from there.

I've got Garlic and Cheese Italian sausage too.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 27,2007 3:44am
Dankill said:

Eliot can carry his damn drums because it will build upper body strength until he can blastbeat by pure force of will and motivation.


He's black, so a whip is actually just as effective.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 27,2007 11:18am
Dankill said:
I've got the Hiv and other STD's too.


Dan that is really gross and there is no need to go telling people about that in the Body Farms thread



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 27,2007 2:23pm
Hey, Danny had HIV BEFORE it was fashionable.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 27,2007 5:45pm
Dankill said:
Keith, Mark and Nic,
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I've got Garlic and Cheese Italian sausage too blah blah blah.


that's all i heard.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 27,2007 11:09pm
Nic, I like your line of thinking. We could use a man of your talents down at the plant.

Sean, you practically gave them to me. Hell, you gave Beth HIV so who's really shocked here? Anyone? Thought so.

Mark, you would only hear anything associated with sausage, wouldn't you?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 28,2007 3:46am
Dankill said:

Sean, you practically gave them to me. Hell, you gave Beth HIV so who's really shocked here? Anyone? Thought so.


that was only after i got back from christmas vacation and Keith was right there watching, so who's fault is it really.



toggletoggle post by keithmobile at Mar 28,2007 7:20am
excuse me, it was aids not hiv



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 28,2007 7:24am
keithmobile said:
excuse me, it was aids not hiv


naw uh, read the tag mahn. i got one right here it says HIV !



and now you all know



toggletoggle post by internet hero at Mar 28,2007 7:41am
Goratory, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Sexcrement and Throwing Shrapnel

goddamn what a shitty band



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 28,2007 7:56am
Tell me about it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 28,2007 11:06am
max's name reminds me of bob lobel



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 28,2007 11:12am
I wish Bob Lobel joined this band.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 28,2007 11:14am
bob lobel should join this band and play keytar.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 28,2007 2:54pm
Bob Lobel is one of our biggest fans..

Our PR department is AWSOME!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 2:55pm
internet hero said:
Goratory, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Sexcrement and Throwing Shrapnel

goddamn what a shitty band


those are actually 4 shitty bands.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead NLI at Mar 28,2007 3:13pm
internet hero said:
Goratory, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, Sexcrement and Throwing Shrapnel

goddamn what a shitty band


Yes, because it's pretty much guaranteed that a band will sound exactly like the members' past projects, right?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 3:15pm
actually pete, we're planning on just taking various tracks previously recorded by our old bands and putting them on a CD under the name "the body farm."



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 28,2007 3:17pm
We're also going to be taking tracks from Tom Jones and passing them off as our own.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 3:17pm
we're also re-releasing huey lewis & the news' classic album "sports."



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 28,2007 3:18pm
Honestly though, if someone doesn't like at least one band out of Goratory, TYAG, sexcrement, and throwing shrapnel, then they must not like metal in general.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 3:19pm
if that's the case then they'll be excited to see our DVD which will actually just be a bootlegged copy of "fried green tomatoes." first 100 come with a bonus disc, "city slickers 2."



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead NLI at Mar 28,2007 3:20pm
OMG, can I PREORDER!

Is there going to be a bonus track of Maneater, by hall and oats?

I just had to say something, because I hate to see someone start dogging a band they haven't even heard yet.

BTW - Niccolai, sorry I never got back to you. The week after I saw you my sister's husband had a horrible accident, and everything in my life that doesn't involve paying my bills and helping my family has been put on hold.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 3:22pm
we'll definitely be doing at least a remix of "maneater."

sorry to hear about your brother-in-law, by the way.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 28,2007 3:22pm edited Mar 28,2007 3:23pm
ArrowHead NLI said:

BTW - Niccolai, sorry I never got back to you. The week after I saw you my sister's husband had a horrible accident, and everything in my life that doesn't involve paying my bills and helping my family has been put on hold.


It's cool, Murph quit right around that time anyways so we didn't have a drummer for like a month and practically weren't a band.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead NLI at Mar 28,2007 3:36pm
MarkFuckingRichards said:


sorry to hear about your brother-in-law, by the way.



Thanks.

He's doing very well right now. He's really lucky to be alive, fell 26 feet and landed on his head. Spent about a month in a coma. He's in a rehab center right now, and he's talking, writing, walking around, eating on his own, and starting to remember shit from before the accident. We're all amazed at how well he's doing. He'll be able to have a life, and appreciate his son and wife. That's all we could hope for.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 3:41pm
that is definitely good news.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 28,2007 11:08pm
Everyone get ready to sweat the Body Farm's nuts like it's your fuckin job!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 28,2007 11:22pm
as if we didn't have enough sweat on our balls already.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 29,2007 3:54am
Dankill said:
Everyone get ready to sweat the Body Farm's nuts like it's your fuckin job!


dan dont you do that enough for everyone anyways



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 29,2007 2:19pm
From the windoooowwww to the wall
till the sweat drips down my balls
Danny White just crawls
awwww skeet skeet motha fucka
awww skeet skeet gahd damn.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Mar 29,2007 3:29pm
Aren't you supposed to be taking inventory of dildos at the porn shop down there in V.B., Sean?

Nic, start photoshopping pictures of Bob Lobel.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 29,2007 3:30pm
I'm on it.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 30,2007 1:02am
Dankill said:
Aren't you supposed to be taking inventory of dildos at the porn shop down there in V.B., Sean?


naw son im on the overnight, we just bullshit and crank music at full volume



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Mar 31,2007 1:02am
Keith told me you take inventory of the dildos voluntarily.


.. and manually.



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