"Psychiatrists are for faggot crybabies who are too weak to solve their own problems."

-Me engaged in water-cooler talk at work

obviously you don't work in an office, you'd be fired for "insensitivity"

Yeah, I made the whole thing up. I'm actually a hobo.

work fucking sucks

that is my quote of the day today

I heard you said that to the cleaning lady after she asked you "Cold one out there today isn't it?"

It is better to ease the pain through vengeance than ponder the meaning of life.

work today does fucking suck

not for meeee!

yeah, work sucks today. I'd much rather be home relaxing, playing some video games.

well.. half way over at least

here's my quote of the day...well...one of the kids in one of the classes i mean

he was sitting in the back of the room talking to one of his buddies and said something to the effect of "i smoked a bunch of bowls of this weed and it was SOOO good. I think it was laced which means it's like twice as good as normal weed"

ugh...

my response to that woulda been.. no.. laced means poisoned and your heart is going to slowly stop beating untill you convulse and die on the floor like a cockroach ...
just for being that fucking dumb

quote of the day:

leaves of three, let them be. leaves of four, eat some more.