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returntothepit >> discuss >> From my friend who's teaching Korean kids by the_reverend on Feb 4,2002 11:58pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 4,2002 11:58pm
this was an e-mail sent to me from a friend who's teaching 7-year-olds in Korea <br> <br>>cool things that the kids i teach have done lately: <br>>-called me all of the following: <br>> osama bin laden's mother <br>> baby gorilla <br>> african (a real insult here) <br>> dinosaur ears (?) <br>> osama bin laden's girlfriend <br>> giant baby <br>>-told me that i eat all of the following: <br>> osama bin laden's dung <br>> my own dung <br>> voldemort's dung <br>>(they don't know the word "crap" or anything) <br>>-mashed a brown crayon on the floor and called it <br>>"dung" <br>>-made me a card that said "teacher, i'm harry. today <br>>is lost day, and i'm lost day too. love, harry." <br>>-when asked to draw a picture of our school they <br>>instead drew: <br>> a thousand monsters <br>> a huge fire <br>> a picture of the american flag and the japanese <br>>flags on fire that said "japan american fuck die" <br>> a picture of me with horns <br>>-asked me how old i was and believed me when i said i <br>>was 56 and i had been married five times and i eat <br>>children <br>>-believed that my name was really jason <br>>-and the number one thing they did this week was one <br>>boy who made a valentine card. on the front was a big <br>>pink heart. you opened it up and there was a huge <br>>picture of a middle finger and a caption reading <br>"FUCK YOU!" <br>



toggletoggle post by eben at Feb 5,2002 12:10pm
Killer.. <br> <br>Hey dino ears, eat my gorrila dung.



toggletoggle post by Stalker at Feb 5,2002 12:53pm
<a href="http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground" target="_blank">http://www.log.dial.pipex.com/playground</a>/ is a dictionary of playground insults. Mostly American-English-Aussie, not Korean though.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2004 12:25am
I'm bumping this cause I just read it to my brother and his girlfriend



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jun 12,2004 12:29am
Wow.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 9:38am
bump again.



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Nov 12,2004 9:41am
teaching kids rules



toggletoggle post by dan. at Nov 12,2004 9:45am
hahahhahahaha



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 9:46am
haha, where did you say she taught again? Canada?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 10:20am
umm KOREA



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 10:21am
I thought it was Canada



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 10:22am
canada? joe, don't be silly. they can't even speak english up there.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 10:23am
My uncle loves to attack asian people for being yellow.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 10:25am
the_reverend said:
canada? joe, don't be silly. they can't even speak english up there.


that from someone who can't spell



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Nov 12,2004 10:26am
"how do u spell the name of the country to the north of us?"

"C eh N eh D eh"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 10:27am
duh



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 10:27am
I'm canadian.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 10:28am
lynneaus said:
"how do u spell the name of the country to the north of us?"

"C eh N eh D eh"



make fun all you want...yer still dating one...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 10:28am
Guineas do not count as Canadians. Either do frogs.



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Nov 12,2004 10:30am
either do?

man ur canadian is showing



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 10:30am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Guineas do not count as Canadians. Either do frogs.


you are correct
but i prefer being called a "WHOP"






toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 10:30am
Nova Scotia 4 life!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 10:31am
lynneaus said:
either do?

man ur canadian is showing


i'm going to smack your ass silly tonight when i get to the palladium!

what time will you be there?



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Nov 12,2004 10:33am
i gotta be there at six...

hey im french canadian but i dont let on to people.... i mask my heritage well



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 10:36am
i'll probably get there a little after you...i want a good parking spot!
lol
i'm going to run out at lunch and get Thai food for me and get something for the "cool chick"
:p



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Nov 12,2004 11:40am
succubus, its WOP not WHOP. With Out Papers



toggletoggle post by lynneaus  at Nov 12,2004 12:54pm
Hey Carina..... (sorry i couldnt help it... take it out of the context of where its from and its hilarious lol )




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 1:16pm
doo wop
ditty
ditty dum
ditty dum



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 1:18pm
actually whop / wop comes from Guapparia (italian mob) you pronounce is WHOP A RIA
but yer not the first person to tell me about it meaning without papers



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 1:23pm
This thread went from Korea, to Canada, to Carina's ethnically challenged background.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 1:25pm
I'm guessing it's either going to go to
a) masturbation
2) ass fucking
c) joe being an ass
d) d00dz the razor was sic?!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 1:27pm
I smell horrible, I should take a shower.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 1:28pm
the_reverend said:
I'm guessing it's either going to go to
a) masturbation
2) ass fucking
c) joe being an ass
d) d00dz the razor was sic?!



why not all of the above?

a) i love watching you touching yourself aaron
2) haven't done it in a while
c) yes that last comment was worthy of me calling him an ass
d) that's what i hear

funny how it's a 2 C D

heh



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 12,2004 1:28pm
how insightful



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 1:29pm
I should follow Pagan Megan around like a puppy, and then have her kick me in the balls and cut my eyes out.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 1:30pm
megan is a hottie!
i'm sure you'll enjoy it



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 12,2004 1:32pm
HAHAHAHAHA, cut your eyes out? Thats awesome

Thanks sucubus

ha

this board is endless amusement for the dull work hours



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 1:33pm
I really need to go shower, I think I shit myself while I was asleep.



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 12,2004 1:33pm
look at the subject shift now : koreans, to canadians to eyeball removal, what's next



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 1:34pm
2) a while? ok.. I guess 4 days is a "while"
(ps the numbering/lettering was a joke)



toggletoggle post by PaganMegan   at Nov 12,2004 1:34pm
pants shitting hooray



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 1:35pm
the_reverend said:
2) a while? ok.. I guess 4 days is a "while"
(ps the numbering/lettering was a joke)



you think people are going to start believing us?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 1:38pm edited Nov 12,2004 1:38pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I should follow Pagan Megan around like a puppy, and then have her kick me in the balls and cut my eyes out.


I always knew you wanted to look like that bad actor in event horizon.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 2:19pm
He is a good actor, that was just a gay movie.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 12,2004 2:30pm
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... let's look at his movies shall we?
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
made for tv,
jurassic park III (aka straight to video)
so forth and so on.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 12,2004 2:39pm
He is Sam Neill....into the mouth of madness!



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst at Nov 12,2004 2:56pm
Allow me bring this thread back to its true and intended meaning: the defamation of Italians...
1) they wear their shirts half-unbuttoned, as though their love of The Old Country were directly proportionate to the amount of chest on display
2) they slick their hair back with fine spaghetti sauce
3) the letters "G" and "U" appear nowhere in the words "mozzarella" "ricotta" or "manicotti"

feel free to add on



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst at Nov 12,2004 4:32pm
... and let's not forget the unrelenting braggadocio



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 12,2004 4:34pm
i think you are mixing up WANNA BE's

those born in the US that call themselves ITalian but can't speak it.

and i have no idea what you mean about G and U



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2004 10:02pm
sam neill is on the science channel (227) talking about aliens...
he sucks



toggletoggle post by Wet Blanket at Mar 31,2010 4:27pm
Koreans will be forced to do special labor in camps without toilets. They will have to break rocks with toothpicks covered in the juices of Bob Hope. He is a special envoy to our Lord. He will turn you to the truth of the good books like magazines.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 31,2010 4:47pm
well at least we know who "Wet Blanket" is now



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 31,2010 5:22pm
i really have no idea why... but i just read all of that.



toggletoggle post by Wet Blanket at Mar 31,2010 5:30pm
I will shit on your face, with a special concentration on your eyes. Jesus will stand by me as you enter a world of shit. You may find peace in the reacharound.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 31,2010 5:36pm
this was an e-mail sent to me from a friend who's teaching 7-year-olds in Korea cool things that the kids i teach have done lately:

-called me all of the following: osama bin laden's mother baby gorilla african (a real insult here), dinosaur ears (?), osama bin laden's girlfriend, giant baby

-told me that i eat all of the following: osama bin laden's dung my own dung voldemort's dung (they don't know the word "crap" or anything)

-mashed a brown crayon on the floor and called it "dung" -made me a card that said "teacher, i'm harry. today is lost day, and i'm lost day too. love, harry."

-when asked to draw a picture of our school they instead drew: a thousand monsters a huge fire a picture of the american flag and the japanese flags on fire that said "japan american fuck die" a picture of me with horns

-asked me how old i was and believed me when i said i was 56 and i had been married five times and i eat children

-believed that my name was really jason

-and the number one thing they did this week was one boy who made a valentine card. on the front was a big pink heart. you opened it up and there was a huge picture of a middle finger and a caption reading "FUCK YOU!"

this is lulz



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 31,2010 8:54pm
see the problem is that they must construct additional pylons



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 31,2010 8:56pm



toggletoggle post by ArilliusBM  at Mar 31,2010 10:01pm
I prefer Supply Depots or Colonies over pylons.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 31,2010 10:32pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 1,2010 3:46am
MORE PIG FARMS



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 1,2010 9:28am
moar piglons?



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