I crank it exclusively to people I know. Thank you, MySpace. If you're a broad and know me, guess what? Yeah, that's right. I was great. You loved it.

People I know, since I'm able to convince most of my female friends to send me nudes.

I thought this was going to have that picture of you.

That's a given, Aaron. A given.

hahah, this is a great poll.

I'm pleased that everyone else is a creepy e-stalker too.

rich horror, that's who

Me and Nick jerk off to the same person.

Hmmm, that raises another question. Have you ever jacked off to a picture of yourself?

You're a weird dude.

I honestly have.

Am not.

Do you write messages to chicks you just jerked off to? Explaining every part of what you just did and how they inspired you?

Because the ladies love that stuff, apparently.

If I don't have any explicit material (ie magazines, movies, pictures of horses, etc.) and I have to use my imagination, it's always to girls I know.

Granny_Monster said:

HAH!

No, they don't deserve to be feel that special.

Only on RTTP will a person who jerks off to porn instead of their friends be considered an outsider.

Cowmaximus (3:00:56 PM): I have in fact jerked off to mysel
Cowmaximus (3:01:00 PM): -myself
Giallo Grind (3:01:07 PM): Yeah, me too
Cowmaximus (3:01:09 PM): But there was someone else in the picture
Cowmaximus (3:01:18 PM): I bet there was no one else in yours
Giallo Grind (3:01:39 PM): Well it wasn't like I was just jacking off to a picture of me and nothing else
Giallo Grind (3:01:55 PM): I was scrolling through a bunch of pictures, and yeah I might have stopped at one of mine...
Cowmaximus (3:03:57 PM): ha
Giallo Grind (3:04:27 PM): And I've also jacked off to pictures of me getting blowjobs many many times
Cowmaximus (3:04:35 PM): Well, yeah
Giallo Grind (3:04:38 PM): haha
Cowmaximus (3:04:40 PM): That's different
Giallo Grind (3:04:43 PM): I know
Giallo Grind (3:05:07 PM): I often times like to photoshop my dick in other pictures
Cowmaximus (3:05:21 PM): hahahahaha
Giallo Grind (3:05:27 PM): What the fuck's the matter with me?

A lot.

Dissector NLI said:


Thats what mirrors are for, dummy.

... but you're creative with it, so it's okay.

RichHorror said:


You all should try it.

Granny_Monster said:


A lot of what?

She wants to bang you hard.

Dissector NLI said:

There's a lot wrong with you.

The 'a lot' means 'your donger not slamming inside my vajay'.

Granny_Monster said:


Ooooh I get it now. : (

hahahaha every vote has been for "people you know". unless watching porn, its hard to think about people you dont know.

Porn stars, actresses, etc. I can think of plenty people that I don't personally know.

I never jack off to porn, nor do I watch porn. Or you could also jack off to pictures of celebreties and stuff like that. So there are plenty of ways to jack off to people you don't know.

Unlike you losers I actually get laid.................haha, just kidding.

well yeah, but its more fun to think about people you know.

and they have no idea

i would so much rather watch a porn

Yeti said:


Am I on your list?

no, i like things missing appendages, or with more than 4.

Yeti said:

Are you friends with many paraplegics?

I don't think this is an RTTP specific result. Porn and famous people mostly suck pretty hard. Real life, man, that's stimulation

Granny_Monster said:

Don't make me run your ass over, when I finally meet you

I think a more important question is: Do you use visual stimulation or your imagination?

I'm an imagination kind of guy...some people are very visual though.

im surprised no one posted the famous carina torso picture yet... get with it people... tasteless humor

Porn bores me, and sometimes disgusts me...I don't know why, if I have to use porn it is always just a one woman by herself, and ussually not anything like fingering herself, maybe just a very hot woman posing.

Imagination is the best way, you can create the hottest woman every night hahah


I think I have honestly done it to every woman I have known that was even slightly attractive....

damn the phallus and the libido, I should be writing songs and reading classical literature at night, but instead I'm making god kill kittens

I have all the movie channels now and get to watch cheap softcore porn. At least that stuff doesn't gross me out like real porn. I'd rather not think of people I know. What's the point?

I gave up masterbating this summer. My fantasies scare me too much.

mike... wtf?

Yeah, really.

have you ever jacked while on the phone with girls you know? the key is to not let them know. it's MUCH hotter that way. Plus, it gives you a reason to listen to them windbag about their boring assed day.

Jacking while you're in the phone with girls you know is the only thing that makes it bearable.

RichHorror said:

I jerk it exclusively to you.

rev get the ip on that rich will want it

ps ive been able to vote on this like 5 times whats that all about...

DomesticTerror said:

Yes. Not phone sex or anything like that, because that's retarded. But I've had a regular conversation where I just started jacking off without the girl knowing.

Dissector NLI said:

That is horrible. I am impressed.

Well I don't usually masturbate but if I'm horny and aaron's at a show and he won't get home until I'm way too tired..then ...the answer is obvious...I think of him. When I was single though..it was usually famous people..weird thing..I'm not a lesbian but I would sometimes think of angelina jolie...not doing stuff to each other or anything..just her nude or whatever..sounds weird..but I'm being honest.

succubus said:

One day you will leave him and run away with me...one day.

HOLOCAUST FOOTAGE

now there's some hot ladies. the Hijab hoopty hoops

their was once a show at the bullpen goreality,through the ashes, smite the righteous, and transfix i believe, anyway i just couldnt stand through the whole STR show, that damn singer with her high piched screams and deep growls i canstill remember liek it was yesterday. anyway after pittin with a stiffy for about 10 minutes i decided to blow a load in the bathroom....hmm good times. Nah that didnt really happen but it should of really did have a stiffy.

....awaiting hate mail