but I'm at the radio station and I can't really leave this seat for longer than the length of a song. I should put on some opeth or daylight dies.

cant you just cue up like 3 songs in a row?

im an expert at speed pooing

I took two consecutive poops today and there was mucus in it. My nose has been a little snoggy lately and I think from swallowing the mucus, it went into my stomach and out the poopchute.

I sniffed it and it smelled kinda weird too.

Opeth always makes me shit, too.

Throw on Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness and take your sweet, sweet time. Although, I'm sure the situation's been resolved by now...

all I need is a 6 minute song to get down to the bathroom, do the deed, clean up, and get back.

i have the beer shits/farts like you read about.

what if you don't read about said beer-related bowel functions?

then you will never know.

wouldnt you rather leave a crap?