I may or may not be putting together a death metal show in boston, and it may or may not be january 23rd at the chopping block.

death metal bands who may or may not be interested post in reply with your band and a link to your website or mp3s.

Bane of Existence, Ascendency, Phantom Limb, and Teratism.
There's your show right there.

Beakey said:

sounds good to me.
any objections?
no okay.

If I assemble a Death Metal band before then, can I play?

moran said:

sure, but it would be the opening spot.

Awesome, I'm gonna jump on this really soon.

better hurry up
i've already got BOE confirmed and waiting to hear from phantom limb and ascendancy.

yeah.. like ascendancy won't say yes in a heatbeat.
fucking rockstars.

i didnt ask them, i told them.
same thing i did with my matinee january 10th show.
none of those bands had a choice.

moran, im going to have to get your death metal band on something else.
this show is full.

You son of a bitch.

Moran's death metal band is always getting beat out of shows.

No shit, this the tenth show that I was turned away from since I started the band.

from what I hear, you won't be ready by then anyway.

february will bring the bane of existence and phantom limb cd release party, so calm down moran.

NO, you calm down. I never liked you guys anyway.

moran said:

better just stick with Disengaged.
everyone loves them.

blame beakey, i am going with the line up he originally presented.
any band says no then you can have the spot.

And we will be ready, I'll just book my own show, with better bands, at a better bar. Moonspell will be there, and Hammerfall, and Six Feet Under, and an old man fashioning a canoe out of a log, and Rip Taylor throwing confetti, and Victoria Silvsted, Playmate of the Year, you just wait Joe, you just wait.

moran said:

talk to finalbloodbath666
maybe he can goatwhore and the red chord for you

Maybe I will.

University of Joe McNamara said:

i think thats the 10th time this week that fag has been brought up again.

Show.

Dreaded Silence may, or may not, be interested. Keep us in mind.

Joe, we'll do it for $1000. I have to live up to my rockstar status!

moran, bane of existence cannot play now, so if you want a spot on this show that still may or may not happen, it's all yours.

I'll think about it.

moran said:

too late, i got another band.

here is the line up for the show which may not even happen:

moran and the death metal allstars
disemboweller (?larysa reply!)
teratism
phantom limb
ascendancy

Get rid of Moran's band and you might have a decent show there.

Beakey said:

ok done
moran's band is off.
i dont like his attitude anyway

Joe/NotCommon said:

dude, sorry I didn't get online till just now, my computer at home sucks balls!

Disemboweller ain't ready yet, our 2nd guitarist search goes on. We're so desperate we put an ad in the Phoenix, how queer is that--

litacore said:



ohhh good luck

it's too bad i'm a shitty guitar player =(
where do you guys practice?

I'm sure you play just fine Carina--wanna at least jam?

we practice in Brighton, Mass.--about a mile down North Beacon street from O'Briens--but even so spread the word of the gospel of Disemboweller needs a lead guitarist, waa-aaa!

DS is still interested if anybody drops off.

Sinistas said:

you got it