HE IS HOAX MADE UP BY THE INTERWEB !

Only I am real.

no, the only truthiness is richard goodwin

I am you.

never met the dude. I assumed it was just dirteecrayon posting.

Repost!

You touched my womb.

From which the internet springs.

Hairy bobbing man ass films.

Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun.

Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun.

Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun.

Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun.

WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH.

the_reverend said:

you just called rich black

the_reverend said:

oh snap

I have never met Joe NotCommon in the Choppin' Block bathroom.

who ever it is, I know they were finger banged by robinNasty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhaahaha

Dan White involvement? Confirm/deny?

hey nanah nanah

RichHorror said:

muwahahahahah dan white never gets involved, he just attempts to and then flops.

I hope to ruin many lives with awkward happy goodness.

He just gave her a shave and a haircut. TWO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

RichHorror said:

where do i sign up

In pill form.

And the pill says 'Hubert, you are loved'.

hahaha

UR2KUL

6 foot 7 pink bunnies

Peeps are stale now. The bunny or duck? Your choice to make.

Now.

i peep that shit, rock and roll flips flops and all.

The bunny is pink and the duck is yellow.

but what about the guns man, when the fuck do we get the goddamn guns

Cowmaximus (8:39:54 PM): I am pausing my iTunes so I can hear everything my roomie and her boyfriend say.
Cowmaximus (8:39:58 PM): That makes me them.
Cowmaximus (8:40:06 PM): I control the audio and the visual.

RichHorror said:

Cowmaximus (8:41:05 PM): I am the Outer Limits.
Cowmaximus (8:41:09 PM): On the Sci-Fi Channel.

Oh boy.

when is she gonna post n00dz

I have nudes of my privates. I wash the dishes with them.

RichHorror said:

i do not care about your privates.

Do not believe in privates.

what about a commander

I'm playing poker with someone by the name cowmaximus

That is me. I leaped. I hope every leap is my leap home.

rich aint got privates, he's got publics.

My privates have gone public but I am still the majority stockholder.

RichHorror said:

you are no sam, youre not even in the same league as sam.

you sir will now be struck down.

You are no Dean Stockwell. You are the same height as Ziggy.

i never saw the ones that actually had Ziggy in them, however i would have been great as Al.