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returntothepit >> discuss >> the negro with a starfish by Bradness on Dec 25,2006 10:26pm
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toggletoggle post by Bradness at Dec 25,2006 10:26pm
so Kevorkians Angels plus Tom Cwaf went up to Portland Maine to relax and finish the recording. We're at Geno's, a local rock club. Tom gets thrown out for being too drunk and comes back about twenty minutes later with a black dude who has a starfish wrapped in tissue. It was huge and pink. He wanted help cooking it and described the spices he'd use to cook it.
i felt like i was in a David Lynch Movie



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 25,2006 10:30pm
you finally met a black dude? congrats. I thought you were waiting until after new years to do that.



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Dec 25,2006 10:34pm
the_reverend said:
you finally met a black dude? congrats. I thought you were waiting until after new years to do that.


dude, the first time i met you, at the KA radio gig, you said something about looking at a porno mag and mentioned Playgirl thinking it had girls in it. So don't question my level of culture....


of course i've met a black dude, he holds the lamp in my front yard! goh!!



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 25,2006 10:52pm
how ironic, the negro with a star passed away last night...

i think its a sign.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 25,2006 11:12pm
yes, playgirl has chicks with loverly loverly penises.



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 2,2009 10:14pm
ha, i totally forgot this happened. Portland rules



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 2,2009 10:54pm
Bradness said[orig][quote]
He wanted help cooking it and described the spices he'd use to cook it.


I run into a lot of people like this.

My advice is to always see the results before thinking they're really cool for having the idea.



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