Only gross bitches leave the bush untrimmed. What's your verdict?

horse feathers!

This is one of the worst attempts to try to bash this bitch EVAR!

Why is she being talked about AGAIN???!? Let this topic go, people, you're just wasting your time.

there is definitely McD there.

I say lets see a pic

who the fuck cares

Sounds like I ruffled some feathers.... or should I say bushes. Douchebags.

I can't see past my horsenose to shave.......I love my bush....leave her out of it!!!

Why are you people so obsessed with writing about me? If you stop, then I probably will too. You must like my participation on the board. I know the fake Black_Metal_Lady is an ex-member of one of my b/f bands in which he dumped, or it's the stupid kids from Death among Theives. I'm constantly harrased by this same poser on my myspace profile, taunting me to come to this site and read the bull shit. It's getting tired now. And yes, I do shave... abosofuckinglutely!!!!!!!

i knew this chick that used Nair to wax her vag and burned it all up.

BlackMetalLady said:

why are you so obsessed with writing about yourself? you wont leave, who the fuck are you kidding? you are loving every single second of this because it feeds your lust for acceptance.

and i keep writing because you should never go without hearing about how much you suck.

jeez get a room you too

Yeti said:

You know your drummer's cute and the bassist from what I can see is, but the rest of you are ugly.

Who the hell is Death Amongst Theieves? And who the hell is your ex-boyfriend? Those are both rhetorical questions.

So anyways, one time I was trying to convince Vinny Paul to let me braid his pubes...

I hate to take Leigh's side, but the fake BML is fucking gay. That is all.

Ugly people rule. Not like I've ever heard Sacreligion or anything, but they get bonus points for being ugly. If you're pretty, go shop at the mall and watch faggy reality TV shows like the rest of this world, this music's not for you.

Well, I gave kudos to two of them

BlackMetalLady said:

nice. if you told me i was good looking i would vomit.

BlackMetalLady said:

you whore.

total whoredom!

Do you think if blackmetalslag was killed she would be put into dogfood? Or if she broke her leg she would have to be shot?

CaptainCleanoff said:

i would not feed blackmetalslag to my dog. that is cruelty to animals

FuckIsMySignature said:


True, I guess she is not Purina worthy.

shes not even hot dog worthy. hell shes not even scrapple worthy.

Yeti said:


I'll bet your'e neither the drummer or bass player. hmmmmm? And for everybody else... everybody seemed to pick #5 for the poll. Crappy shows? Ha! Does that mean my show with RAOV was crappy too? Fire code capacity=150 Total peeps= 148 Monday night 21+. How in the hell is that crappy? That show was awesome!

SPAM WORTHY?

BlackMetalLady said:


Looks like I'm done with this stupid thread.

BlackMetalLady said:



Once again you threaten us by saying you are done. Bullshit, you will be back. Horsecunt.

19 people voted #5.... ouch. I guess you can't fault democracy.

[IMG]http://www.hairypussypics.net/tgp/hairy1/caiyt018.jpg

BlackMetalLady said:

something tells me you could thank random acts of violence for that...not yourself

i would also like to say that i'm a sexy bitch...that is all

anonymousmetallady said:

AHHH!! McD!

sacreligion said:


Actually I thank the headliner, Goatwhore. all my shows are good, because they are all nationals.

BlackMetalLady said:

Wow, I thought you were done with this "stupid" thread. You lasted all of 10 minutes?

ladies and gentlemen we have a new record

BlackMetalLady said:

so quit taking the credit...all you did was catch a band as they were coming around the area(anyone could book goatwhore since they play every state 3 times a day)

i don't understand what it is you hope to accomplish by acting like a douche

BlackMetalLady said:

that's disgusting, bye

sacreligion said:

The difference is PROMOTION. I know know how to reach the fans... why? I'm awesome at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hit too close to home?

i guess it's safe to assume she doesn't shave

As a matter of fact, I do believe you guys asked me for a show via e-mail. Jealous?

Sacreligion= Hobby rockers that suck

HAHA!!! She did it again. What a salty clam neck.


You say "Bye", then reply again!!!

BlackMetalLady said:

I thought you said you were a "sexy bitch"...well, this is a sexy picture of a horsesnatch...drippin with goodies and all.....I figured "Horseface" would have a "Horsesnatch". Doesn't this resemble yours?

anonymousmetallady said:

I never said that... that was probably fake BML

BlackMetalLady said:

damn...i got all excited when you said bye

something tells me that at least 125 of those people would've showed up just because it was goatwhore and RAOV, not because of anything you did

what was your promotion? event invites on myspace and 10 flyers around the city you're from?

oh wait, i'm sure everyone said "Oh that girl's putting the show on? We GOTTA go now!"

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BlackMetalLady said:

i'm still not too keen on this hobby rocker thing...does that basically mean anyone who plays music for fun, not for the hope of making millions of dollars? if so, i apologize for not being a band you can try to take advantage of

also, i don't think i've ever asked you for a show since we have no desire to play in ME

She shaved!!

BlackMetalLady said:

she's in denial like the rest of rttp...you'll all come around and realize are awesomity eventually ;)

...our*

MarkFuckingRichards said:

you should really re-read my defination of Hobby Rocker

you should look up the definition of "leave"


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/leave

sacreligion said:

you fucking asshole. I did state wide radio ads and practically froze my fingers off passing out flyers in the cold every fucking night.... and I didn't force the bands to sell tix... will you people ever get it???????

anonymousmetallady said:

India Raw XXX

Nobody in Maine (at least at this show) knew who RAOV was until I promoted the shit out of them... you're an idiot. Ask the band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, don't take my word for it..... ask the band.

so you know someone that works at a radio station and handed out flyers?

you're taking the easy parts of promotion and turning it into some great task you performed

Hey Anthony... step forward, please

You never know when to quit. You are the biggest fucktard on this board.

Sacreligion said:

Now this is the last time... i am a media buyer by trade and worked in TV advertising. I bought these ads from my own investment and purchased ads from Clear Channel. You're stupid.

that could easily be about either of us, please specify

ha! fucktard...thats a good one

BlackMetalLady said:

how so? it's exactly what i said, you know someone in the field and were able to use that to get an on-air ad, an on-air ad for goatwhore no less. i guarantee nobody listening to that station liked or had ever even heard of goatwhore before

Fuck off everyone.... jealous fucks. Like I said, ask RAOV.

Sacreligion said:

That was directed at Blackmetalslag if you were inquiring about my post.

BlackMetalLady said:


Playing the jealousy card to make herself feel better.

Sacreligion said:


It cost me almost a fucking $1,000 to have state wide and parts of NH. Are U kidding me? Unlike a lot of promoters I invest my money into a show.... because that's what a REAL PROMOTER does. Through my ads, Goatwhore became more popular around here..... which is why I always ask them to come back, silly fool.

hey guys i must be a great promoter...i got mike hsu to mention my shows on-air before and get them listed in all the newspapers...aaaand I *GASP* hand out flyers!! IN THE COLD! UPHILL BOTH WAYS!

i must be some super-promoter, going out and...promoting like that

you are making me not want to see Goatwhore due to the way you handle promotion. this is ironicly enough is the opposite of what a promoter is supposed to do.

Too bad I would never invest my money for you.

BlackMetalLady said:

so does everyone else that puts on shows around here, they take a risk and invest their own time and money into the show, even if there aren't any nationals on it at all...like i said you're taking your job requirements as a promoter and trying to make it seem like you're doing some unbelievable thing that's never been done before

FuckIsMySignature said:

IT'S THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT.... THAT'S WHY GOATWHORE LOVES ME!

BlackMetalLady said:

sorry but we don't think hay is legal tender

Through my ads, Goatwhore became more popular around here..... which is why I always ask them to come back, silly fool. >>

Wrong, The fans that LIKE Goatwhore came to the show. You just basically informed people that they were coming. You did nothing groundbreaking. You need to get over yourself.

BlackMetalLady said:

BlackMetalLady said:


I talked to them... They said they're only usin you fo the flava.

BULLSHIT... SEE YA jAN 6TH AT THE SHOW

does that mean we can expect your reply in about 5 minutes?

HA!

BlackMetalLady said:

The show isn't about you. The show is about the bands. People go to shows to see bands, not promoters. When was the last time you went to a show and remembered who was selling the tickets or handing out the flyers more than the bands playing? You aren't special.

Lamp said:


I never siad anyone came to see me retard. LMAO BTW, unlike RTTP, I'm well liked in Maine

But you keep trying to get everyone to come out and see you, like seeing you is part of the experience of seeing the bands. We don't care about you. We don't even like you. If other people like you, that's their problem, go hang out with them. You're screaming at a wall.

Lamp said:

No I don't. that's funny

You are addicted to threads about you. You need a 12 hoof program.

i don't care what she does with her vagina, as long as babies never come out of it.

BlackMetalLady said:

BlackMetalLady said:

dreadkill said:

it should be filled with cement as a preventative measure.

someones making a pearl.

The Revealer said:

BlackMetalLady said:

Yeah, the only "friend" you have.

FuckIsMySignature said:

What the fuck is flava?

>>

What the fuck is flava?>>

BLACKMETALLADY YOU ARE CONVICTED OF FAILING TO STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR PUNISHMENT IS AS FOLLOWS

YOU SHALL BE FORCED CLOCKWORK ORANGE STYLE TO LOOK @ NUDE PICS OF RICHHORROR FOR 6 MILLION HOURS OR UNTIL YOU GO ASS TO MOUTH

i was wondering when the authorities would show up... geez what do we pay you for?

i just puked.

109 Replies to a joke thread. "BlackMetalLady" you are a fucking chump. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

FuckIsMySignature said:


READ MY PM NOW

BlackMetalLady said:

Wow, not only is she a cunt, but a demanding one at that.

Read my pm NOW, fuckismysignature

GET IN TEH PADDYWAGON!!!!!!!!!

ugh.

for the record... i never opened my mouth...i typed it.

Pissflap love.

BlackMetalLady is a tr00 kvnt. I love you with all my turds!!!!

FuckIsMySignature said:

DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN.

type?

BlackMetalLady said:

Or you'll do what, exactly?

pam said:


My guess is sending me more annoying private messages. She'll do it too. RUNAWAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

what exactly did you do?

I'm starting to think she's the biggest joke ever played on RTTP. Somehow Jeff or MSD pulled off this elaborate joke and we're all suckers for buying it.

PRIVATE MSGS MAY BE UNPRIVATIZED FOR TEH PUBLIC AS EVIDENCEZ

ha i got that vibe too for a little bit...although it seems unlikely

RTTP_SWAT_TEAM said:

RTTP_SWAT_TEAM said:

dude...you NEVER go ass to mouth

well at least i found the best way to piss her off... just say that Goatwhore said something about her.

hahaha
I bet they don't even remember her name. I love how booking a band makes you their best friend. Fucking loser.

pam said:



LMAO... bye fools

bye...btw, Goatwhore hates you as much as we do.

See you in five minutes you haggard swine.

BlackMetalLady said:

BYE AGAIN???!! What a surprise. See you shortly.

i was right too... i got another pm! yay!!!

Heres an idea folks!
BOYCOTT bands and shows that Horselady promotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think they all suck anyways. Including Goatwhore.
She'd probably shit her stable if no one attendend her shows.

BlackMetalLady said:

What, you think he's breaking some law or something?
Ha! I'm dyin' to know what you PM'd him and why.

Seriously, did you ride the short bus when you were younger?

Jeff Olson from the Skull/Trouble

JEFF WHO???

WHO THE HELL CARES??

did RTTP ever determine if she shaves her vagina?

Also I'm pretty sure she morphed into Lady Spitfire.