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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Sleigher
Sleighpalm Death
Jingle Rot
Cookies and Milk Torture |
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celtic frosty the snowman |
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huey lewis and the reindeers |
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haha beat me to it, I was gonna put Sleightanic Slaughter |
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toymaker (instead of watchmaker) |
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Dreaded Silent Night Holy Night |
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iron sleighden
merriment creation
cannibal cookies
eyehatechristmas
santagram(pentagram)
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hunterhunter said:
Hahaha I like this one! Very clever! |
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I like Rudolph The Red Harvest the best so far. |
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Throwing Tinsel
Random Acts of Kwanza |
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linkin noel
slipstocking
mudyule log
shinedown the chiminy
disturbed that i didnt get a present i wanted
LOL!! |
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the wal-mart one is the best. |
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Nihi-christmas-list
Toy Kreator
Elfhammer |
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Radical_Dirt_Biker said: linkin noel
slipstocking
mudyule log
shinedown the chiminy
disturbed that i didnt get a present i wanted
LOL!! |
hahahahahahaa
radical dirt biker takes the cake!
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Lack of Presents
Santa Is The Bastard |
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Donnerbrook (after the reindeer name) |
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Capitalist Christmastrees |
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Les Claypool's Eggnog Brigade |
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RichHorror said:
hilarious |
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to separate the tinsel from the tree |
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anaal nathrhanakah
tree tinsels of blood (3 inches of blood)
scattered presents
santa black church
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Black Santath
Judas Presents
Metallicala-la-la-la
Carroling Corpse
Fuck...I'm Drunk (this has a lot to do with christmas in my family and i'm sure lots of other families too) |
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Rich Holiday, and the carroling young church-goers |
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christmas fury and guttural clamour of queer holiday (mincing fury and guttural clamour of queer decay)
christmas eve 6 bwwahahaha
obituawreath
christmastopsy or giftopsy(cryptopsy, or hell, any -opsy)
circle of unwrapped presents
last holidays of humanity
and you will know us by the trail of wrapping paper
vital reindeer
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MISTLETOE INDEX
IT WILL END IN PURE HOLLY
UNWRAPTURE
STOCKING DIAMOND |
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haha, i like stocking diamond. i was trying to think of a way to use stocking.
candy caninus (caninus-pitbull grindcore)
terminally your aborted gifts
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Upon Christmas Wings
Rotting Christ Kringle
Mortal De-Sleigh
Fury of Five Gooooooooooolden RIIIIIIINGS
Coal (In My Stocking) Chamber
At the Gates of Walmart and Santa Is the Bastard are the two best ones
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morbid tinsel
whorepackagery
hate ornaments
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Cold Northern Christmas
elfslaughter
This thread is awesome |
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Lamb of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Opethmas Tree
Between the Presents and Me |
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DreamingInExile said:
hahahaha
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Iced Cookies
Shroud of Christmas Cheer
Holiday Agenda (Exitinction Agenda)
357 Noisy Gifts (.357 Noise)
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miracle on broken wings
rotting christmas |
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Deathspell Ocomeallyefaitful |
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Kristmastonia
Christmaslight Dies
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megawreath
deck your halls(bury your dead) |
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this has to be one of the best threads... ever! |
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FuckIsMySignature said:
Sacreligion beat you to that one, like 5 posts above yours
*edit*
ah, you saw that, lol |
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Elfoween
Invocation of Noel
Sleightorture |
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Once upon the Crossmas
Celtic Frosty the Snowman
Jolly Old Saint Vitus
Good King Diamondceslas |
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Hohoroth
Rudolph Satan
Toymaker
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xmikex said: Upon Christmas Wings
Rotting Christ Kringle
Mortal De-Sleigh
Fury of Five Gooooooooooolden RIIIIIIINGS
Coal (In My Stocking) Chamber
At the Gates of Walmart and Santa Is the Bastard are the two best ones
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hahahahaha
message me back on myspace about the logo, nig nog
presents from the dead
the frostomata
back of tha tree
wretched christmasylum
behold...tree ornamentopus
mucopresents
leng tre'e
christmastodon
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Cannible Eggnog
Smashing Christmas Trees
Full Blown Stowstorm
Reindeer Decapitation
Between Santa and Me
Strapping New Gift
Stuck in the snow (Stuck Mojo)
EyeHateSanta
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sacreligion said:
that rules |
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This thread is so great that Icouldn't resist stealing it for my Myspace group |
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peace on earth crisis
mennorah threat
tinsle idles
mistletow burma
plate of dessert
snowdown
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Yeti said: Hohoroth
Rudolph Satan
Toymaker
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Rudolph Santa it should have been |
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Yeti said:
haha.. awesome |
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rage against dwyer's penis! LOL! |
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it's not quite a band name, but "The Santa Clause of Time" |
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Black_Metal_Lady said: | rage against dwyer's penis! LOL! |
i love you, fake black metal lady. |
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Black_Metal_Lady said: | rage against dwyer's penis! LOL! |
You have to be a pretty big son of a bitch to steal a fake poster's name. Poser. |
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dreadkill said: Black_Metal_Lady said:| rage against dwyer's penis! LOL! |
i love you, fake black metal lady. |
You couldn't tell the real fake black metal lady from the fake fake black metal lady. Double poser. |
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aww you bastards killed it |
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mistletoe index
job for a reindeer
eye hate shoveling |
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random acts of fellatio!!! |
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Black_Metal_Lady said: | random acts of fellatio!!! |
That is funny, but I can't take credit for it. Besides, that isn't a Christmas name. Random Acts of Mistle Toe Kisses |
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Elves of Northern Pole-ness |
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the best is random acts of kwanza |
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dreadkill said: | the best is random acts of kwanza |
agree |
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sacreligion said:
haha merrytism  |
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sacreligion said:
I posted that at 2am last night. |
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great minds think alike, dwyer |
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blackmetallady said: | This thread is so great that Icouldn't resist stealing it for my Myspace group |
Thanks for ruining it. |
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blackmetallady said: dreadkill said:| the best is random acts of kwanza |
agree |
Does your mouth ever get tired from sucking their dicks? |
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pam said: blackmetallady said:dreadkill said:| the best is random acts of kwanza |
agree |
Does your mouth ever get tired from sucking their dicks? |
No, you're the pro at that
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pam said: blackmetallady said:dreadkill said:| the best is random acts of kwanza |
agree |
Does your mouth ever get tired from sucking their dicks? |
I hope they break off her gigantic teeth beforehand. |
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They don't give a shit about you. |
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blackmetallady said: pam said:blackmetallady said:dreadkill said:| the best is random acts of kwanza |
agree |
Does your mouth ever get tired from sucking their dicks? |
No, you're the pro at that
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Bet you won't say it to my face though, pussy. |
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stop ruining this thread. it's about christmas bandnames. |
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blackmetallady said:
before or after you called the police?  |
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how is "before or after you called the police? a christmas bandname? |
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I'm done.
kwanzabastard. They'll hate me for that one. |
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DrewBlood@Work said:
HAHA!!!
Silly Jews.
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DrewBlood@Work said:
HAHAHAHAH
Winner!!! |
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CATFIGHTERS GET IN TEH PADDYWAGON
AFTER YOU'RE DONE FIGHTING
TEH SWAT TEAM IS MAKING BETS!!! |
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Like you'd even have to bet on who'd win that one. |
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pam said: DrewBlood@Work said:
HAHAHAHAH
Winner!!! |
i agree |
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Santa Lemmy on his motorsled is comin' to town. |
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if i ever have kids, i'm going to dress up as lemmy on christmas eve and give my kids crank for christmas presents. |
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You should come as santa lemmy to the holiday hangover. |
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i'm already doing king diamond paint for the holiday hangover |
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You should have a very Lebowski Christmas and have everyone wear bathrobes and flip flops and serve white russians all around. |
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hey ken, remember when you said "it's about christmas bandnames?" i do. so let's get to it. put your money where your mouth is sukkah, or i'm revoking your license to carry a penguin!!!
menoramalla OR menorammstein
treemeth (emeth)
wreathamphetamine
reverend grundarr and the unjolly christmas trees
king mistletoe (king missle, the band that wrote "detachable penis")
treevourment
lividitree (i think someone else may have said that but i'm too lazy to look)
toysetsfire
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i did a bunch of them last night. i need to think of more. |
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falalalalalalalalakenbach |
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ornament land (orphaned land) |
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christmasiodos (CHIODOS!) |
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bag-sackofpresents (bal sagoth) |
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turtle dove-risas (turisas) |
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and immortal in a pear treeee |
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uwreathral rerouting (urethral rerouting - my poopgrind band with the orf) |
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Fury of Five Golden Rings....that's great! |
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on broken sleighs
santa tendsandsees |
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Cock and Snowball Torture |
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Rich Horror and the Sexy Christmas Elves |
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A Terrible Night for a Sleighride |
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Cattle decoration
Job for a little drummer boy
Tinsle the flood
The number 12 days look like christmas.
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Darksnocone (darkthrone) True norwegian ice cream
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thenightmarebeforechristmascontinues... |
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Dreidel of Filth is the best |
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Bullet For My Reindeer
As Long As Christmas is Living The Jews are Dying |
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Elf make gift (hand choke neck) |
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Theatre of Christmasstree
My Dying batteries
Decembers Doom
Keen of the ho (ho)
shape of de- tree
Candle-x-mass
plowed of bereavement
gifts of retreivement
santa of non-believement
holidays of bereavement
green and red carnation
Christmass-night wish list
the third day of xmass and the mortal
edge of insanity
athiest
merryful fate
king kris cringle
toyzum
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