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returntothepit >> discuss >> Sitters vs. Standers by Revocation on Dec 11,2006 5:24pm
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Sitters vs. Standers - usless poll
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toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 5:24pm
All right everyone fess up. Do you sit down or stand up to wipe your ass. I'm a stander all the way.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 5:24pm
Well I fucked that poll up



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Dec 11,2006 5:25pm
Well, seeing i CANNOT VOTE! I stand to wipe the shizz.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 11,2006 5:28pm
Only broads sit to wipe.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2006 5:34pm
only fat kids stand to wipe.
that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks.
like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 11,2006 5:35pm
I had no idea people actually stood to wipe.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 5:42pm
RichHorror said:
Only broads sit to wipe.


I can't agree more. People who sit to wipe are scum...there I said it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2006 5:50pm
oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Dec 11,2006 5:54pm
sit to wipe? what?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 11,2006 5:55pm
It's called "leaning to one side". How the fuck do you people stand to do it? I wouldn't be able to imagine anything but shit falling out of my ass and landing on my pants.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 11,2006 5:57pm
the_reverend said:
oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys.


Oh I get it, you're a faggot.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2006 5:59pm
simple solution, standers are tp ballers. they gotta be.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Dec 11,2006 5:59pm
Stand to wipe? What the fuck?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 11,2006 6:19pm
By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 11,2006 6:22pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum.


theres the simple truth.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 6:30pm
I could right a book on this subject. Your ass cheeks don't smoosh together in actuality you can get a much better wipe when your standing, better angle. In addition sitting is gross. I tried it the other day and I felt unclean and ashamed as you should feel if you sit to wipe. standing is a manly thing to do in general. men stand to pee men stand to wipe simple as that.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 6:31pm
*write



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 11,2006 6:35pm
Write a book.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Dec 11,2006 6:35pm
I'm just not willing to risk having a fecal remnant drop on my balls. No thanks, I'm sitting.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 6:37pm
Chapter 1. Men who sit down to wipe are gay
THE END



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 11,2006 6:39pm edited Dec 11,2006 6:39pm
If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend.

with a clean ass, i might add.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 6:41pm
Keith, I will pit my asshole against yours any day of the week.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 11,2006 6:42pm
This thread just got a whole lot sexier.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Dec 11,2006 6:42pm
KeithMutiny said:
If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend.

with a clean ass, i might add.


*sits to applaud




toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Dec 11,2006 6:42pm
stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean?



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 6:43pm
I think I opened up Pandora's Box of smelly assholes



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 11,2006 6:44pm
hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 6:44pm
My_Dying_Bride said:
stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean?


another great point Sitters do you use pure intuition? perhaps the force



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 11,2006 6:49pm
wow.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Dec 11,2006 6:50pm



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 11,2006 6:50pm
My_Dying_Bride said:
stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean?


Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something?



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Dec 11,2006 6:51pm
Lamp said:
My_Dying_Bride said:
stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean?


Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something?


Only while I'm masturbating.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 11,2006 6:52pm
WOW.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Dec 11,2006 6:58pm
the_reverend said:
only fat kids stand to wipe.
that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks.
like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you.


its called a Rorshak test.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2006 7:00pm
STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS BUDDY



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Dec 11,2006 7:01pm
what's an ass buddy?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 11,2006 7:02pm
Someone that sits to wipe.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Dec 11,2006 7:03pm
Hellz yeah ^



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Dec 11,2006 7:11pm
Lamp said:
My_Dying_Bride said:
stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean?


Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something?


no i use toilet paper....hence



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 11,2006 7:13pm
So do I. Like I said before, lean to one side.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 11,2006 7:14pm
Clearly, a bare knuckles boxing match is the only way to settle this dispute.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 7:15pm
Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 11,2006 7:28pm
Well if Manowar stands then I'll definitely keep sitting, thanks.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Dec 11,2006 7:32pm
i just found out a year or two ago that some people stand to wipe. although i've been mixing it up lately, i stand by my sitting brethren. pun not intended, but accepted



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Dec 11,2006 7:41pm
I also had no idea people actually stand up to wipe. I also shower right after shitting if I'm at home. I don't feel clean after just wiping and need that extra turd residue elimination.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Dec 11,2006 7:44pm
If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting.



toggletoggle post by :tightiewhities: at Dec 11,2006 7:46pm
Shit underwater. It's the cleanest.



toggletoggle post by TheFilthyFrenchman at Dec 11,2006 7:47pm
A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Dec 11,2006 7:49pm
I sit and lean to one side.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 7:49pm
DrewBlood@Work said:
If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting.


its meant for women who sit to wipe their vaginas. hence sitting is for women. you don't have a vagina do you?



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 11,2006 7:50pm
another fun fact anthony ate a packet of sugar that I stuffed into his falaffel sandwich the other day and didn't realize it



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Dec 11,2006 7:57pm
said:
Shit underwater. It's the cleanest.


yeah, but try telling that to everyone else in the pool.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Dec 11,2006 8:06pm
TheFilthyFrenchman said:
A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand


And yours while you sleep.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 11,2006 8:10pm



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 11,2006 8:45pm
Revocation said:
Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS!


I just laughed so hard at that.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 11,2006 8:47pm
i proudly admitted to being a stander at the revocation show last friday.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Dec 11,2006 10:06pm
fold the TP? or wad it?



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Dec 12,2006 6:17am
Hahaha, I wad it actually.



toggletoggle post by Frank Shamrock at Dec 12,2006 8:06am
Fold and Stand. I never understood the wad. My brother Ken uses the wad, and he's a loser.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 12,2006 8:09am
Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Dec 12,2006 8:13am
If you don't look, you'll never know if you're done.



toggletoggle post by Frank Shamrock at Dec 12,2006 8:45am
It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2006 10:30am
i've never heard of someone standing to wipe. in fact i've never really thought that much about wiping my ass. as long as there is no residue left, i'm good.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Dec 12,2006 10:39am
i've never heard of it either...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 12,2006 12:09pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago.


Sniffing the paper also can make the experience more interesting.



toggletoggle post by crackhead at Dec 12,2006 12:22pm
mines gots blood on it. like shittn razors.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 12,2006 12:23pm
i whipe my ass with sandpaper whilst standing on my head.



toggletoggle post by crackhead at Dec 12,2006 12:25pm
sometimes i crush up glass really fine mmmmm... fine and wipe my ass with it



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 12,2006 6:33pm
Frank Shamrock said:
It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck.


Exactly, this was the argument on the relapse board. I'm a sitter/leaner/folder/looker, myself. Anybody who is anything different (although wadded/folded can go either way, don't care) is a flaming homosexual. I'm going to fistfight Rich Horror to the death for saying otherwise.

YOU'RE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2006 6:49pm
let's not resort to fisticuffs



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 12,2006 6:52pm
Oh, it's on.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Dec 13,2006 10:27am
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum.


what the fuck? people stand to wipe their ass?



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Dec 13,2006 10:28am
the_reverend said:



yea that unnatural pose gave me hemorrhoids



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Dec 13,2006 10:30am
haha fisticuffs .. i haven't heard that word in so long



toggletoggle post by demondave at Dec 13,2006 10:32am
standing =skidmarks



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Dec 13,2006 12:46pm
yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross



toggletoggle post by Frank Shamrock at Dec 13,2006 12:57pm
Can a fellow stander / leaner / folder please web cam a shit followed by the ensuing clean up to clarify any confusion. Thank you.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Dec 13,2006 1:10pm
yah umm . i think i'll take your word for it



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2006 1:17pm
ariavette said:
yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross


i don't know about you, but my ass cheeks don't slam shut like a bear trap when i stand up from shitting.



toggletoggle post by crackhead at Dec 13,2006 1:21pm
i have a real problem with swamp :-(



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Dec 14,2006 9:16am
If your a stander then it must be because your fat and you lose blood circulation to your legs, so you stand to get the feeling back in them. Or you just like to have dingle berries/musk ox berries or more like flap jacks(if you saw wild boys you would know what I mean.)



toggletoggle post by crackhead at Dec 14,2006 10:05am
i'm obese you are right. i use speed stick on my ass hole sometimes to rid the swamp.



toggletoggle post by Frank Shamrock at Dec 14,2006 10:07am
Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Dec 14,2006 10:12am
Everyone buy a baday or however it's spelled.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 14,2006 10:37am
Frank Shamrock said:
Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try.


thats one of the worst things i've ever read. congratulations.



toggletoggle post by Revocation at Dec 14,2006 11:10am
I've been a stander all my life and I've never gotten skidmarks. It's like dreadkill said your butt cheeks don't clamp together if you stand up. It seems like everyone that is paranoid with dingleberries/swamp ass is a sitter. Coincindence I think not.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino@werk at Dec 14,2006 11:48am
baby wipes rule



toggletoggle post by Frank Shamrock at Dec 14,2006 12:03pm
I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 14,2006 12:39pm
Frank Shamrock said:
I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time.


Hahaha -- for the seated back to front method, you must grasp your package with one hand and pull the whole mass of junk to the side and up. When executed properly, this can result in a much cleaner backside.



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