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New site? Maybe some day.
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All right everyone fess up. Do you sit down or stand up to wipe your ass. I'm a stander all the way. |
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Well I fucked that poll up |
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Well, seeing i CANNOT VOTE! I stand to wipe the shizz. |
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only fat kids stand to wipe.
that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks.
like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you. |
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I had no idea people actually stood to wipe. |
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RichHorror said:
I can't agree more. People who sit to wipe are scum...there I said it |
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oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys. |
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It's called "leaning to one side". How the fuck do you people stand to do it? I wouldn't be able to imagine anything but shit falling out of my ass and landing on my pants. |
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the_reverend said: oh I get it, you guys piss sitting down and then stabd up to have your mom's tp the piss off your dickhole. learn to shake it mama's boys. |
Oh I get it, you're a faggot. |
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simple solution, standers are tp ballers. they gotta be. |
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Stand to wipe? What the fuck? |
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By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. |
theres the simple truth. |
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I could right a book on this subject. Your ass cheeks don't smoosh together in actuality you can get a much better wipe when your standing, better angle. In addition sitting is gross. I tried it the other day and I felt unclean and ashamed as you should feel if you sit to wipe. standing is a manly thing to do in general. men stand to pee men stand to wipe simple as that. |
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I'm just not willing to risk having a fecal remnant drop on my balls. No thanks, I'm sitting. |
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Chapter 1. Men who sit down to wipe are gay
THE END |
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If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend.
with a clean ass, i might add. |
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Keith, I will pit my asshole against yours any day of the week. |
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This thread just got a whole lot sexier. |
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KeithMutiny said: If im gay for sitting to wipe and thus being cleaner than all of you, then so be it. looks like im gay, ill remember that when im fucking my girlfriend.
with a clean ass, i might add. |
*sits to applaud
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stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
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I think I opened up Pandora's Box of smelly assholes |
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My_Dying_Bride said: stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
another great point Sitters do you use pure intuition? perhaps the force |
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My_Dying_Bride said: stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? |
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Lamp said: My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? |
Only while I'm masturbating. |
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the_reverend said: only fat kids stand to wipe.
that's just what I need, one of those ink blott tests between my ass checks.
like abstract art? check this out, does it look like a butterfly? fuck you. |
its called a Rorshak test. |
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STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS BUDDY |
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Someone that sits to wipe. |
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Lamp said: My_Dying_Bride said:stand. how the fuck do you know when your fuckin ass is clean? |
Do you stand in front of the mirror and look at your own asshole to check or something? |
no i use toilet paper....hence |
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So do I. Like I said before, lean to one side. |
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Clearly, a bare knuckles boxing match is the only way to settle this dispute. |
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Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS! |
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Well if Manowar stands then I'll definitely keep sitting, thanks. |
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i just found out a year or two ago that some people stand to wipe. although i've been mixing it up lately, i stand by my sitting brethren. pun not intended, but accepted |
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I also had no idea people actually stand up to wipe. I also shower right after shitting if I'm at home. I don't feel clean after just wiping and need that extra turd residue elimination. |
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If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting. |
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Shit underwater. It's the cleanest. |
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A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand |
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I sit and lean to one side. |
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DrewBlood@Work said: If people were meant to stand up to wipe, they would've put the toilet paper dispensers at shoulder height so it would be easier to grab while standing, not at waist height where it is easiest to grab while sitting. |
its meant for women who sit to wipe their vaginas. hence sitting is for women. you don't have a vagina do you? |
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another fun fact anthony ate a packet of sugar that I stuffed into his falaffel sandwich the other day and didn't realize it |
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said: Shit underwater. It's the cleanest. |
yeah, but try telling that to everyone else in the pool. |
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TheFilthyFrenchman said: A completely unrelated fun fact: Anthony likes to ejaculate into his own hand |
And yours while you sleep. |
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Revocation said: Other bands sit MANOWAR STANDS! |
I just laughed so hard at that. |
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i proudly admitted to being a stander at the revocation show last friday. |
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Hahaha, I wad it actually. |
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Fold and Stand. I never understood the wad. My brother Ken uses the wad, and he's a loser. |
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Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago. |
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If you don't look, you'll never know if you're done. |
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It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck. |
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i've never heard of someone standing to wipe. in fact i've never really thought that much about wiping my ass. as long as there is no residue left, i'm good. |
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i've never heard of it either... |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Everyone's forgetting the 3rd element; whether you look at the toilet paper after a wipe to know if you're done cleaning up yet. It was a big topic of debate on the relapse board some time ago. |
Sniffing the paper also can make the experience more interesting. |
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mines gots blood on it. like shittn razors. |
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i whipe my ass with sandpaper whilst standing on my head. |
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sometimes i crush up glass really fine mmmmm... fine and wipe my ass with it |
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Frank Shamrock said: It's simple. You look at the toilet paper after every wipe, until their is nothing left to look at. Then shower you dirty fuck. |
Exactly, this was the argument on the relapse board. I'm a sitter/leaner/folder/looker, myself. Anybody who is anything different (although wadded/folded can go either way, don't care) is a flaming homosexual. I'm going to fistfight Rich Horror to the death for saying otherwise.
YOU'RE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
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let's not resort to fisticuffs |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: By standing your asscheeks go together, smearing the shit. No thanks on that one, I prefer to keep that mess to a minimum. |
what the fuck? people stand to wipe their ass? |
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the_reverend said:
yea that unnatural pose gave me hemorrhoids |
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haha fisticuffs .. i haven't heard that word in so long |
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yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross |
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Can a fellow stander / leaner / folder please web cam a shit followed by the ensuing clean up to clarify any confusion. Thank you. |
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yah umm . i think i'll take your word for it |
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ariavette said: yeah .. how can you ensure a proper wipe when your ass checks are stuck together from standing up.. all you do is mush it all everywhere..gross |
i don't know about you, but my ass cheeks don't slam shut like a bear trap when i stand up from shitting. |
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i have a real problem with swamp :-( |
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If your a stander then it must be because your fat and you lose blood circulation to your legs, so you stand to get the feeling back in them. Or you just like to have dingle berries/musk ox berries or more like flap jacks(if you saw wild boys you would know what I mean.) |
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i'm obese you are right. i use speed stick on my ass hole sometimes to rid the swamp. |
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Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try. |
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Everyone buy a baday or however it's spelled. |
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Frank Shamrock said: Last night I performed an experiment where I layed on the bath room floor with legs raised, in the same manner a baby would lay after shitting his/her diaper. My brother Ken then wiped me clean with baby wipes. The one obstacle we came across, was the shit from the baby wipe rubbing against my scrotum.... Another two wipes were needed on the ball sack only, to prevent having to finish the day with shitty balls. I do suggest others give this a try. |
thats one of the worst things i've ever read. congratulations. |
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I've been a stander all my life and I've never gotten skidmarks. It's like dreadkill said your butt cheeks don't clamp together if you stand up. It seems like everyone that is paranoid with dingleberries/swamp ass is a sitter. Coincindence I think not. |
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I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time. |
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Frank Shamrock said: I ate two bowls of Frosted Minnie Wheats this morning for breakfast in order to continue my research. For today's experiment, I opted for the sitting / back to front technique. I found, that similar to the baby changing technique, I once again was wiping fecal matter directly on to my ball bag. The entire clean up was less the satisfactory all together. I, whenever possible, shower after a bowel movement which has it's own process, which I will elaborate on at a later time. |
Hahaha -- for the seated back to front method, you must grasp your package with one hand and pull the whole mass of junk to the side and up. When executed properly, this can result in a much cleaner backside. |
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