So, a couple weeks ago, I nailed this shikse. She had a really unusual first name, and we'd been flirting for awhile, and I knew she was not really mentally stable (like all good Jews, I attack the weak and old). But she had a nice rack, and was willing, so after some kosher beer and franks we ended up at her place and next thing I knew I was sneaking out in the morning before I had to contemplate her in daylight.

But this morning, I felt... weakened. Like my immune system was taking a beating. I wonder if, I thought. Maybe the silly cow did have AIDS. I fired up the ol' Internet Explorer and did a search on her name. Oh, no... not one, not two, but SEVEN pornographic productions from the 1990s, including two that featured gangbangs with Haitian IV drug users. I know she's got the virus now.

So... does anyone out there know where to go for an AIDS test? How expensive is it? And how brave do you have to be to peek at the results? Are they discrete or do they send a big truck with YOU'VE GOT TEH AIDS on the side to park in front of your house?

I'm so embarrassed.

Planned Parenthood. Its like $90 for the whole screen of tests (AIDS, HEP, the herp, the clap, syphillis and chlamydia).

OR

Try donating blood, they have to test it before putting it into use.

DrewBlood@Work said:


i wouldnt suggest donating blood because they may not test it correctly. at which point someone else gets the virus when they receive the blood.

Yeah, but it's free. Good suggestion DrewBlood. I'm gonna be brave...

hell, not only is it free but you get orange juice, animal crackers, and a sticker

DrewBlood@Work said:

shit, sign me up for some aids.

http://barbershopaids.ytmnd.com/


Here ya go buddy