The Cambridge Elks lets you double-fist beers and is so classy you have to take your hat off at the bar. Check out the link for upcoming shows.

http://www.myspace.com/cambridgeelks

I can vouche that the bathroom smells like piss just like Obriens.

Sounds good.

Oh yeah, so classy that they have a 'NO CURSING' sign at the bar. And everything smells like piss and sweat. AND they'll leave beer in the freezer for you, for your walk home.

No cursing? I'll get thrown out in less than 5 minutes.

I told the dude to put beers in the freezer then never came back for them. I bet they exploded. All the black people working there make me feel multicultural.

pam said:

No you won't. You will respect the Elks. I go there when there's not even any show, just to get hammered for cheap with classy black folks.

sounds like quite a fancy establishment.

It is. An added bonus is when uppity white college faggots get loud and swear at the bar, they get stomped. The Elks is awesome.

double fisting, no cursing, doffing the hat, the familiar aroma of piss, classy black people, beer in the freezer, and frat boy stomping, and i don't even have to die sin-free to get there? sounds too good to be true.

Ken are you coming to New Jersey?

Sadly, you do not get 70 virgins upon entry.

when is new jersey? i'm going to hartford for katatonia on sunday, so i doubt i'll be doing any other travelling.

This weekend, you're missing out...scumbag factor is high. Technically you could go to Jersey for Saturday's show, and stop in CT on the way home Sunday. It makes perfect sense.

nothing about my life makes sense

HAHAHAHAHA

lawlz

yup, the Elks is awesome

My niggarette.