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Prescription Drug
or Metal Band?

BY ERYK SALVAGGIO

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1. Norvasc
2. Xentrix
3. Skelaxin
4. Glycolax
5. Eidolon
6. Acyclovir
7. Hirax
8. Mythotyn
9. Krabathor
10. Ilium
11. Ketek
12. Insomnium
13. Armour Thyroid
14. Depakote
15. Lantus
16. Diovan
17. Zetia
18. Gorgoroth
19. Amebix
20. Finntroll
21. Behexen
22. Flonase
23. Xalatan
24. Avelox
25. Ted Nugent
26. Treponem Pal
27. Advair Diskus
28. Zocor
29. Ensiferum
30. Ambien

#25 is definetly a drug, i take it for my phlacid cock

that's sad that I know all of these

i work for a pharmacy so i better not get these wrong.

norvasc, glycolax. ketek i'm pretty sure is, skelaxin, acyclovir, if insomnium is a drug i've never seen it, armour thyroid, depakote, lantus, diovan, zetia, amebix could be a silly brand name for something, flonase, xalatan, avelox, advair, zocor, ambien.

if i missed any its probably because they almost never get used on a regular basis or they silly brand/generic names for drugs that don't have commonly used brand/generic names.

if you have an email address, you get spam about some of these.

Cecchini said:

One of the first crust bands, broke up in '87. "Monolith" is an amazing record.

My fiancee just sent me this today, and she was amazed I only got 2 wrong...

Ryan_M said:

as is ARISE

#3 is a muscle relaxer, which I have taken

1. Norvasc - drug
2. Xentrix -
3. Skelaxin - drug
4. Glycolax - drug
5. Eidolon
6. Acyclovir - drug
7. Hirax
8. Mythotyn
9. Krabathor
10. Ilium - drug
11. Ketek - drug
12. Insomnium - drug
13. Armour Thyroid - drug
14. Depakote - drug
15. Lantus - insulin type drug
16. Diovan - drug
17. Zetia - drug
18. Gorgoroth
19. Amebix
20. Finntroll
21. Behexen
22. Flonase - drug
23. Xalatan - drug
24. Avelox - drug
25. Ted Nugent - depends on who you ask
26. Treponem Pal
27. Advair Diskus - drug
28. Zocor - drug, but now known as simvastin
29. Ensiferum
30. Ambien - drug

Close, but...

Ilium is an Australian metal band (also the name of a hip bone)
Insomnium is a melodic death metal band from Finland

yea insomnium was a stupid mistake, i think with ilium i was thinking of imdur haha.

some metal bands name themselves after drugs

anyone else think that SKELAXIN would be a sick name for one of those death-thrash bands that are wicked trendy these days?