During a break in the midst of practicing last night, I went outside to relieve myself. I go around the front of the building, get some privacy, and let fly my stream of golden justice. At this point I'm peeing on this huge window type thing with a small hole. As any man peeing would, I directed my stream into the hole.
It was then when I started to hear my band in the hallway below the window talking. Suddenly I hear my singer say "Aw dude, that just got in my mouth."
My friend Cote then confirmed that the foriegn substance that had gotten into his mouth was my piss. I then finished up quickly to run downstairs and laugh at that dumbass for drinking my urine.

That reminds me of a time me and a friend of mine jacked off and came into crackers and my guitarist ate them.

That reminds me of the time i fucked a cat

my fag boss peed on my leg when i was 16.

Dissector said:

and now he tells horribly cheesy jokes all day to get back at you. WAS IT WORTH IT?!?!?!?!

Every time I look at this thread title I think it says "I just pissed into my sister's mouth" for a second.

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:


That's a whole different story. Now I'm an only child.

i pissed on the back of my sister's pants while she was wearing them back when we were little.

Dissector said:

Hearing that story was my best birthday present this year.

Dissector said:

....so you and a friend jacked off together?

"My roommate and I were at a party and all these frat-tastic fucks were playing beer pong. Annoyed by polo shirts and popped collars, my roommate grabbed a cup. After pissing into the cup outside, he switched the water/rinse cup with the pee cup. Here is a shot of these guys rinsing their balls in my roommates urine as they continue the game of beer pong. Enjoy."



...found this funny and relevant

DeRtOxIa said:


No we each took it to the bathroom seperately.

Dertoxia, you sir, are a champion.