Mark Richards(Sexcrement/TYAG), Ryan Murphy(Dour Cursiva), and myself(TYAG/Rohis) are looking for members for our experimental metal band.

As far as our sound goes, imagine Arsis, old Red Chord, and new Glass Casket having a huge orgy.

We need a bassist and vocalist who have transportation and are willing to travel to our jamspace in Whitman(near Brockton/Weymouth).

Must be able to contribute financially within reason to Merch, recording, etc. We have a PA and mics, but bassist must have gear.


-Must be laid back and appreciate humor.
-Must NOT be a homotard.

It's probably not a good idea to call your band The Body Farm when there's a doom metal band called The Body in Rhode Island.

Just a thought.

He can do what he wants.
Youre not the boss of him.

You're not the boss of tiger robot Hesh.

Awesome name for a band, Dr. Bass is awesome!

Lamp said:

we don't think it's a problem, especially since we will probably do nothing doomy at all. this is mark richards by the way. i have assumed the form of niccolai.

thanks granny monster, we appreciate dr. bass as well.

shit, i was just telling my roommate last night i want to be in a metal band again.

i'd be down.

so you guys do need a vocalist?

we need a vocalist and bassist...but mostly, a stockpile of hugs

if i had a lick of free time, id be on this. good luck boys.

Niccolai said:

i'd try out, but im trying to get Dave Maggot band off the ground. i'm also starting a stoner band called rhinokey.

Dave Maggot Band is a fucking superb name.

Id strap on the 4 string idiot machine if I didnt live in beautiful NH.

Dave Maggot said:

the dude we had in mind may be busy with his band that we thought was breaking up, haha. so now we have to explore the options. the body farm and the dave maggot band will have to do a show together and we'll call it the maggot farm.

anyone interested in trying out for bass or vocals should email us at TheBodyFarmMa AT yahoo DOT com; we practice regularly on wednesdays and sundays. practice days are due to change if need be.

Anyone else want a shot at bass/vocals?

We're going to start formal tryouts soon, so hit me up on AIM if you'd like to arrange a date.

My screen name is Xedora.
or just post in this thread.

I would do vox but I just moved back up here in New Hampshire for the end of the semester.

IM me when your online mark i can get to and from the area pretty easy

parkway drive crackahs