Use a cheesy, candy-gay-colored computer sold by hippies to faggots for the purpose of being "unique"?

No, Hitler would not use a Macintosh.

Use a formless faceless corporate PC clone running an operating system favored in Israel?

No, Hitler would not run Windows XP.

What would Hitler do? Hitler would want five nines reliability, flexible command structure, excellent multitasking and the ability to route undesirables to /dev/null.

UNIX(tm): Hitler's choice. 14/88

he would exterminate you with all the other retards.

Hitler would use AIX like he was told

btw, IBM did sell the Nazis computers, it's well documented, please research it if you're even smart enough to realize the AIX-IBM link

IBM sold the Nazis the Automatic Sequence Controlled Calculator.
Hardly a computer, by any means.
Basically, it was a 60 foot long calculator.
Maybe that helped them lose the war.
Fuck IBM.

the Hollerith D-11 was a sorting and organizational machine which utilized custom applications tailored for the Nazi movement by IBM itself to aggregate census info (supply them with names of Jews). So, it was a bit more than a calculator. I think there is no point in arguing the minute details of that person's statement, for the overall message was that IBM helped the Nazis for profit, rather than whether the device could be qualified as a computer as compared to today's modern PC.

Disclaimer: I am not a Nazi, only aware of some historical computing facts

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