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returntothepit >> discuss >> some wierdo on myspace emailed me asking me to join his professional wrestling league by davefromthegrave on Oct 22,2006 6:41pm
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toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 22,2006 6:41pm
This guy who I went to middle school with found me on myspace and messaged me yesterday.

here's his myspace address: http://www.myspace.com/morpain11

And here's the email that I got:

i went to wrestling school to become a pro wrestler and after 4 or 5 concussons and a torn rotator cuff from a former WWE superstar i left to pusue a career that i was spawned to do.I consider myself as a creative genius .im a writer and i sorta have my foot in the door in THE WWE as one on their writing team members.I have been going back and forth to talks with them about my stuff.the only thing they say that im waiting for is the job to open and for me to gather more experience.so what i am doing is i have my own WRESTLING SHOW coming up in NEW BRITAIN,CT called EFW ANARCHY ON THE HORIZON. AT a date i have yet to set. i have former WWE tag champs on the show and a cool TLC match main event.

you look like you may know something about wrestling and with a name like "KILLER KOWALSKI " i think you know something.If you would like to be involved or help out let me know.but in order to wrestle on my first show you must be a trained wrestler. check out both my sites for my writings, blogs and ways to reach me.

you also seem very creative and when i read yer stuff i was like "dude this guy has it just like me creative wise" so im interested to see how this all fits into the puzzle that is my life.

_____________________________________________________________


I got this email yesterday and honestlyI'm still laughing. Truthfully the whole situation is too bizarre for me to even know what to make of it. I thought it was really funny, I don't know what you guys will think but hopefully it'll make you laugh as much as it did me.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Oct 22,2006 6:50pm
Extreme Flamer Wrestling?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 22,2006 8:20pm
i think he heard the rumors about your large hands and wanted you to choke slam koko b. ware.



toggletoggle post by dftg at Oct 22,2006 8:55pm
the only wrestling I want to do is with naked ladies



toggletoggle post by Troll at Oct 22,2006 9:38pm
That is a strange letter. You think he wants to put his fingers in you or really see if you've got potential as a wrestler?
Well Dave, you got any pipes?
How much do you weigh?
Oh ya, you might need another pseudonym I think "Killer Kowalski" is already taken.



toggletoggle post by Anti-Racism  at Oct 22,2006 9:55pm
It's just some lonely gay guy hitting on you. Now's the time to Experiment!



toggletoggle post by Troll at Oct 22,2006 9:58pm
lol!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 22,2006 10:04pm
Hahahaha



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 23,2006 7:56am
TRENDspace=LAME



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