i have i have!

you are insane.
i don't do christmas shopping until like 5 days before christmas, haha
i saw a huge christmas display in home depot today. it sent shivers up my spine to know it's already time.

I KNOW! aaron and i were in HD..no it was lowes...and FULL of Xmas trees and stuff.

i just wish we could get through halloween first before i'm assaulted by glittery santas throwing fake candy canes at me.

Who the fuck buys an Xmas tree before Halloween?

MarkFuckingRichards said:

Actually, I might start a tad earlier this year... but theres nothing like the rush you get beating down fellow shoppers at the mall on x-mas eve. For me, the holidays just wouldn't be the same without trying to beat the clock as you slap the last bits and pieces of wrapping paper together to try to conceal the sub-par present you got for your (foster)mom just an hour beforehand.

i'll do my shopping earlier this year if i have enough money early enough. usually i end up forgetting about the holiday all together and spend all my money on shit that i don't need, hahaha

Time to celebrate the baby Jesus's birth!!!!!

i hate shopping

i only like shopping when it involves spending absurd amounts of money on music

me too

fuck that. I usually just end up getting my friends a bottle of there choice or I take them to a show.

It looks like its gonna be a good X-mas for the capitalists.

I started back in January when all the shit went on sale a week later after Xmas, and I am not even Jewish! Beats the crowds, traffic and cunts altogether.

this is going to be on the front of my christmas cards this year, because i probably won't have money for anything else:

You should have put a carrot cock on him with coal testes.

haha, yeah but if he had a carrot cock he wouldn't have killed himself. i know i wouldn't

Please don't remind me of the impending torment that is Christmas.

hey pam, santa claus is comin' to town!

I have a child, SIX nephews, Two nieces, my roommates daughter who is pretty much another niece, (counting in-laws) Four sisters, 3 brothers and a husband plus four parents... that's not counting friends... please kill me.

buying xmas presents for friends is stupid. i only buy for my parents, sister, grandmother, and girlfriend. everyone else gets a bag of my shit.

I buy for a few friends, nothing major, but a little something.

pam said:

How do you fit that many people in a trailer?



jk

i already have all my gifts picked out. i buy all my presents for the following year after the previous christmas so i can get it all at 80% off or whatever. the problem is if i meet someone who is "present-worthy" sometime after january...then they have to wait another year to get a present.


,,,,unless someone dies between christmases, then they can have their present

Troll said:

hehe.

Troll said:

They have double wides in Fall River. Duh!

I'm from the middle-class un-scary suburbs, thankyou.

I forgot drug-infested.

pam said:

Aren't all suburbs.

Yes. That's why I said it.

I tell people I'm from Quincy and they all instantly talk about their drug-addicted friend or relative who lives there.

Try living next to Lawrence.

and Lowell

No thanks.

No. I'll wait until the week before Xmas before I start my shopping

I usually buy for my mom, dad, brother, grandparents, one of my cousins, and my best friend/bandmate and his brother, who I've known since I was 4. Well, actually, last year I bought DVDs for my 4 closest "non-music" friends too, but that was the first time I've bought for friends. I suppose if I ever had a girlfriend I'd buy something for her, but nobody loves me.

Don't you want somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love... :(

tehehe

IF YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, IT WILL GO AWAY.

(Fucking holidays...)

I'm buying myself a pool table and a big screen tv.

I'm buying myself an iPod. Much more fun than this buy-for-others crap.

My father moved back to Florida, meaning I'm out of harms reach now... so I'm pretty sure I'm buying him a dildo.

niccolai said:

Now that he can't use it on you? *rimshot*


(Seriously, I've been away - huh? What happened?)

Unless it's my girlfriend or something, 3 days before Christmas is the absolute earliest I'll even think about Christmas shopping. Anyone who wants to whine about blah blah blah consumerism blah blah blah no parking spaces at the mall eff up because being in a crowded mall watching people run around and pull their hair out over which size gift Bed Bath & Beyond gift basket to get their mother in law is fucking fun.

I tend to agree. Especially when they're dragging their 3 grubby, screaming rugrats with them.

Exactly, it's the true spirit of the season: chaos

i buy 90% online thus avoiding 90% of the chaos
lol

I would shop online but that requires plastic and I've fired myself from that.

succubus said:



Good call, mom.

hot mom.

Bah humbug!!

i'm amost done!
most of my shopping has been online and it's great!

I'm pretty much done, too. It rules.

Despite my wishes, my hand has been forced into buying shit for people this year.

Christmas is jewish.

I got my dad a Johnny Cash CD so far.
more to come.
weeeeeeeee

boys should get their girlfriend's a candy bra check it:

candy b00bs!

succubus said:

Why would I shop for some Goyish holiday? Santa Claus is an anti-Semite... around here we call him Anti-Semite Claus, the Goyish avenger.

14/81 (HEIL ABRAHAM)