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Why I will never win the lottery
by
the_reverend
on Oct 13,2006 1:21pm
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post by
the_reverend
at Oct 13,2006 1:21pm
cause I would buy incredibly useful things like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwbUljGs3g...Fentry%2Fwearable%2Drobot%2Dsuit%2F
that and I don't play the lottery.
post by
DestroyYouAlot
at Oct 13,2006 2:46pm
I FUCKING WANT ONE. It'd sure as hell make the morning commute a little more bearable.
post by
retzam
at Oct 13,2006 7:54pm
I kind of got scared after a minute or two.
post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 13,2006 9:15pm
I was late for class today thanks to the lottery.
Old Lady: I'd like tah cash deze scratch tickits ( digs around in her bag for a minute or two and then hands the guy four or five of the $10 tickets)
Clerk:Ok, do you want the $20 or are you going to buy something.
Old Lady: Oh gawd, let's see (scans the scratch tickets) hmmmm...what's the chance of hittin on numbah #12?
Clerk: I don't know.
Old Lady: I don't think there's a good payout cuz it's only a five dollah ticket. Ahhhhhhh, give me one numbah one and one numbah two.
Clerk: A one and two? (as he's reaching for the two $10 tickets)
Old Lady: Make sure you grab me a numbah one and two!
post by
retzam
at Oct 14,2006 4:40pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I was late for class today thanks to the lottery.
Old Lady: I'd like tah cash deze scratch tickits ( digs around in her bag for a minute or two and then hands the guy four or five of the $10 tickets)
Clerk:Ok, do you want the $20 or are you going to buy something.
Old Lady: Oh gawd, let's see (scans the scratch tickets) hmmmm...what's the chance of hittin on numbah #12?
Clerk: I don't know.
Old Lady: I don't think there's a good payout cuz it's only a five dollah ticket. Ahhhhhhh, give me one numbah one and one numbah two.
Clerk: A one and two? (as he's reaching for the two $10 tickets)
Old Lady: Make sure you grab me a numbah one and two!
hahahahahahaha
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