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returntothepit >> discuss >> COFFIN BIRTH HAS A NEW BASSIST by Aegathis on Sep 21,2006 3:09pm
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toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 21,2006 3:09pm
My favorite thing to do in the world is Eat Food
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 21,2006 3:10pm
who?



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 21,2006 3:26pm
Kyle, the one who played bass on 80 percent of the Obriens show that you didnt review us on



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 21,2006 3:28pm
Maybe Aaron will do a review if you can stop crying for five seconds.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 21,2006 3:32pm
How can i stop crying!!! My band is whole again yay. I also got a job , yay, i can afford to buy food again. Tears of joy. Im still gonna kill myself with beer poisoning at metal thursday though. That place is soo awsome



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 21,2006 11:06pm
i cant stop eating either



toggletoggle post by Neverpurified  at Sep 21,2006 11:12pm
Aegathis said:
i cant stop eating either


you eat because you're self-loathing, and you're self-loathing because you eat...it's a vicious cycle



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 21,2006 11:20pm
and i hate myself for being the scrawny weakling that I am, despite working out in gyms for the past 3 years. Apparently i just have to go ahead gain the weight to remedy that. No in all seriousness Im just so fucking hungry all the time, since i became such a poor college student living on my own. I can only dream of these things i dont have.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 22,2006 10:19am
awesome



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Sep 22,2006 10:26am
Aegathis said:
and i hate myself for being the scrawny weakling that I am, despite working out in gyms for the past 3 years. Apparently i just have to go ahead gain the weight to remedy that. No in all seriousness Im just so fucking hungry all the time, since i became such a poor college student living on my own. I can only dream of these things i dont have.


Yeah going to the gym just makes you wiry unless you eat ALOT of high-protein food or take a protein supplement. I have actually managed to gain a little bit of weight recently, being out of college for a while and not being so fucking poor. I was starving all the time in college though.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 22,2006 12:46pm
Aegathis said:
Kyle, the one who played bass on 80 percent of the Obriens show that you didnt review us on


and I would have known that from your original post?
no.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 22,2006 1:07pm
Aegathis said:
and i hate myself for being the scrawny weakling that I am, despite working out in gyms for the past 3 years. Apparently i just have to go ahead gain the weight to remedy that.


Nope. You just need to learn how to fight like a man so all of the girls will stop pushing you around. We only shove you because you fly around the room so much, and it's funny.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 23,2006 8:09pm
yea i need to start fightiing girls like a man.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 23,2006 8:11pm
When will Kyle's last show be? I want to plan ahead.


Just kidding, muffin.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 23,2006 8:12pm
Aegathis said:
yea i need to start fightiing girls like a man.


I can show you how. They don't laugh so hard once you've given them bruises they have to explain to their faggot boyfriends.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 24,2006 12:13pm
pam said:
When will Kyle's last show be? I want to plan ahead.


Just kidding, muffin.


when will my pancakes be ready?




toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 24,2006 12:18pm
Aegathis said:
pam said:
When will Kyle's last show be? I want to plan ahead.


Just kidding, muffin.


when will my pancakes be ready?



The whole misogyny thing doesn't work for you, try working another of Rich's qualities.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 24,2006 12:43pm
like not going ot new bedford shows



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 25,2006 9:13am
RichHorror said:
I can show you how. They don't laugh so hard once you've given them bruises they have to explain to their faggot boyfriends.


I do come home with bruises, and I do tell my "faggot boyfriend" where they came from... and I laugh my ass off about it.

After the show in New Bedford, I had a bruise in my armpit. (Ha ha!) When I showed it to my "faggot boyfriend", he said, "Christ! You must have had a good time!"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 25,2006 9:36am
Bruises to the throat and vulva are more impressive.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 25,2006 9:36am
Aegathis said:
like not going ot new bedford shows


Fuck New Bedford, you stupid homo.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 25,2006 11:27am
We have a new bassist by the way, and a new drummer. We like playing live shows, alot. And only 2 of us are in fact faggot boyfriends



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 25,2006 11:28am
are the other two just faggots?



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 25,2006 11:31am
I confessed my love for Dana at the last show, i dunno whats goin on with Kyle for sure yet, maybe by next practice



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 25,2006 11:34am
awesome. if anyone could turn him queer it would be you.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 25,2006 11:36am
i could turn anyone queer, even with out being queer myself.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Sep 25,2006 11:56am edited Sep 25,2006 11:58am
Aegathis said:
i could turn anyone queer, even with out being queer myself.





toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 25,2006 12:02pm
I disagree. Anthony is in fact much gayer than those asian gentlemen.



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