I "fisnished my business" and some other guy came in and sat down.
then he was mutter things to himself like
"good job. good job", "don't push it. don't push it", and "don't blow it"

wtf was that all about?

hell i do that


what i really need is a cheering section

At least didn't ask for help.


Or a handjob.

haha


put me in coach put me in coach

i will never forget the time i was scandalized in the batheoom at work when two older women came in and proceeded having a convo while they did their business and paused for their noises and everything...and you could hear the ummm "strain" in their voices at certain points


GROSS

every now and again you need to coach it out

a friend was in the b.room at school and some guy comes in... and is all slow with pissing and stuff.
then he goes up to the wall beside the stall and just stands there for a few silent seconds.
then he says, "you want a blowjob"
my friends says, "all set"
and the guy stands there for a minute longer, then turns and leaves.

that would have scared the shit out of me if i was the guy sitting in the stall

i was on a flight going from LA to Toronto and working the first class section..of course you have to be friendly and nice to everyone...anyhow...someone famous mistook my friendlyness, nah he was just a pig i guess... and asked me if i was part of the mile high club...i said no and then he asked if i wanted to be part of it....pig

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT

NICE


WHO WAS IT

mark wahlberg

HE'S A PUD TOO

what's a pud?

my best airline story i think was again in first class and sitting and chatting with drew barrymore..i <3 her

I thought your best was when the 2 guys were talking in italian about how huge your b00bs were.

A DICK


PEOPLE SAY MY WIFE LOOKS LIKE HER A LITTLE

succubus said:

so i was sharing this story a few days ago. a friend of mine had gone to groton on one of those nature's classroom fieldtrip things and had told me this story about how on the last day him and a friend had gone to the restrooms to take a dump. there was a guy in the other stall saying "i'm not going to make it!! i'm not going to make it!! i'm not going to make it.... aaaahhhhhh yes oohhh *panting, followed by sigh of relief* ahhh" and haha all the while my friend was just in the other stall overhearing that whole ordeal lol

ahh jim's wife is hot! woooo

the_reverend said:

no aaron that was definitely NOT..you know that...talk about making me feel degraded and soo small...they were describing them like fruit and so much detail and i was wearing my flippin uniform!!! i just went in the back and hid until the end of the flight...

then when i told my mom she said i should have answered them back in Italian saying something snappy..but i didn't...
that's for them

that was my advice too,
but I gave it 10 years too late.

yes you did but.. 10 years?
that was summer of 1998

SHE'S OK :p


WATERMELON OR CANTALOPE DOH!


succubus said:

you tell me:

home of the rock.

WATERMELON HALVES


VERY IMPRESSIVE TOO :p

my friend's brother was in a mall bathroom when he was a teenager, and this gay dude put his face under the stall to spy on him while he took a piss.

"Whhooo, does number twoo...work forrr!"

drew barrymore makes me angry at life

why george? just curious

because i think she's a terrible actor.

oh ok...lol..well she was really sweet and nice to talk to

I am afraid of public bathrooms. And now I am almost afraid of boobs....

MyDeadDoll said:


myne scare you?


myne didn't scare me...but they gave me backaches so in December 1996 i chopped some of them off..i like them more now and i'm glad my bf does too lol

succubus said:

No, actually, they don't. But now I'm self-conscious. And jealous.

MyDeadDoll said:

why? i'm sure you have 0 reason to be

ps: i'm way insecure myself!

succubus said>>

why? i'm sure you have 0 reason to be

ps: i'm way insecure myself!


>>

It's just a chick thing i guess

ok so i went to the bathroom at work and while i was in there our lesbian driver comes into the bathroom and goes into the stall 2 away from me.

here is what happened next...

"ahhhh what a day what a day what a day"

unzips pants, more and and proceeds to pee

"ahhhhhh yeah"

more pee sounds

"ahhhhh yeah...i'm so tired...."

continues to pee

"yeah, i'm peeing uhhhhh yeahhh..."

continues to pee

"of course it's quiet...I'm in a bathroom stall"

silence

"you know what's funny? the men's bathroom is connected and you can hear them pee and especially when they flush the toilet...umm hum"

silence...at this point i am thinking she is a wacko...when i realize...she's talknig into a cell phone...and then i can hear her girlfriend on the other end

"yeah it's weird...i can hear my echo in here..."

her girlfriend.." i love you"

"you know i do too and if i cold wrap my arms around your girth right now i would.."

toilet flushes "what? .... sorry i had to flush....ahhhh yeah....ok...i'm going back into my truck and driving to Milford now...I have one signal left on the phone...hopefully I'll take you along..."


any she walked out

i didn't even hear her wash her hands

=(

1) isn't saying "girth" to a girl a way of saying "hey, fatty!"
2) you have a person that drives your lesbos around? how unfair is that. request equal rights there.

i hate when people have conversations with you in the bathroom.....

or worse... when the stupid chick forgets to look first and finds out there is not TP.... HELLO look before you squat.... cuz i dont wanna be handing TP under the stupid stall

I fart loudly in public bathrooms.....any man who has a problem with this needs to look down and make sure that he has a kok-n-ballssss.
I love watching the little fags sigh and leave.

the_reverend said:

I'd start lining the walls of your cubicle with lead. He sounds like the type of guy that will come in next week with a shotgun.

I found a playboy in the bathroom at work today.

sounds fun

they've been laying people off from my copany like crazy.
I've been worried about that for a while...