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New site? Maybe some day.
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BUZZ!!!
----: hello
----: good day rich
----: how are u
----: ?
----: talk to me
Rich: Hi.
----: how are u
Rich: Ok... who's this?
----: i am stella
----: i am from maryland
----: talk to me rich
BUZZ!!!
Rich: Are you naked?
----: no
Rich: I only talk to nude women.
----: why most i be naked
----: why ?
Rich: It keeps the voices at bay.
----: yes
----: but that does not realy mean
----: we can still talk
----: well rich i will be very happy if u can just tell me morething about u ?
Rich: I'm a millionaire playboy.
----: oh
----: so where do u stay ?
----: are u single
Rich: In my room. Yes.
----: what is ur real name ?
----: where?
Rich: My real name is the one you've been calling me. My room is in my apartment.
----: okay
----: Rich
----: what a wonderfull name
----: do u stay at Somerville?
Rich: Yes.
----: okay
----: well i stay a Airlington
----: are u single ?
Rich: Yes.
----: how come u are still singel and u are 29 years old?
Rich: I ask myself that question every night before crying myself to sleep.
----: oh
----: so have u found the special one to stay with now
----: well i am also singel
----: i am just 27
Rich: No. No one is special.
Rich: The ASPCA took my one true love away.
----: how....?
----: who?
Rich: That's a little personal, don't you think?
Rich: Let's just say I have a surplus of rawhide chews.
----: okay
----: well i am also single looking for that specia one to stay with
Rich: I see.
----: yes
----: i am a student
----: studing to become nurse
Rich: A dog nurse?
----: no
----: lol......
Rich: Oh, too bad.
Rich: I like dogs.
Rich: A LOT.
----: i am not a dog nurse
----: okay
Rich: Hey, we can't all be perfect.
----: Rich are u ready for marry now
----: yes
Rich: Who's Mary? Does she have a pedigree?
----: no
----: mary is the mother of jesus
Rich: Oh. That's ok. I don't mind slumming,
----: okay
----: i wiill like to no u more better
----: can u plz tell me more things about u
Rich: Well, ok.
Rich: But first, I have to ask you a question.
----: what?
Rich: Do you know what 'knotting' is?
----: what tell me ?
BUZZ!!!
Rich: It means to be penetrated by a dog's penis and the dog-human sex act. It refers to how a dogs' penis swells and enlarges after ejaculating causing the dog to get stuck until the swelling subsides.
----: so are u telling me now that u have like a dog penins
----: ?
Rich: Ha, I wish.
----: pray for that
----: okay
Rich: Yes, I ask Jesus for one nightly.
----: okay
----: well Rich i just love the way u talk to me
----: how i wich u could be the one i have been looking for
----: ?
Rich: Ok.
----: but i dont no if u can be ?
Rich: Um, alright.
----: can u be
----: that is why i ask u if u are ready
Rich: I don't know, do you have your papers?
----: what papers?
Rich: You know, proving your pedigree.
Rich: It's always been my dream to have a bitch in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
Rich: Also, send me pictures of your tits.
Rich: Thanks.
----: okay
----: u need my pics
Rich: Yes. As do all my friends.
Rich: I have to make sure I'm making the right choice here.
----: okay
----: are u there ?
----: can i send it as a file ?
Rich: Sure.
----: accept it
BUZZ!!!
Rich: I'm not seeing anything to accept.
----: okay
----: can u see me biside
Rich: Yes.
----: that is my pics
Rich: But you have clothes on, despite being previously warned.
----: i toid u i am not naked
----: dont u like it?
Rich: Well, get naked.
Rich: I have bad vision. I can't see clothing, only skin.
----: dont u like it?
----: oh that is when i get to ur house
----: that is the only time u can see my naked
Rich: Well, that's not going to work.
Rich: I don't buy the car without taking it out for a spin first.
----: what do u mean
----: well if i no u better i can send u my naked pics okay
Rich: I have lots of money. That's all you need to know.
----: i am not after what u have
----: okay i am not asking u for money
Rich: That's all I am.
Rich: Money and dog penis.
----: u mean u give money to dog
----: well can we be friend?
Rich: I have to see your breasts to know.
----: i said time we tell better
Rich: I will read the answer in the bumps on your nipples.
----: lol.....
----: so Rich let see if u will be the one i have been loking for
----: are u there ?
Rich: Yes.
----: why are u not talking ?
Rich: I'm petting a pretty puppy.
----: okay
----: i will see ur puppy one day
Rich: I can't talk to you if I haven't seen you naked. Only then will I be able to trust you enough to speak.
----: so u mean u cant talk to me until u see my nake d
----: okay i will try send it down to u
----: my recent pics
----: that will be latter
Rich: Just do it now.
----: i have not scann them
Rich: Don't talk to me until you have.
----: when will u be online again
Rich: I have to stick my penis in a jar of peanut butter now.
----: okay can u come to my house then?
Rich: Do you have any pets?
----: no
Rich: Then no.
----: i will get one if u will come to my house?
----: well rich i have to go now okay
Rich: Ok.
Rich: I love fucking dogs.
Rich: Bye.
----: ok bye |
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Hahahaha. I have 2 yellow labs you can date -- they are both quite horny and not fixed. You just can't play tug of war with them as it will fuck up their hunt training / delivery of birds. If you paint your junk like a training bumper, it should be a grand 'ol time. |
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thank fuck i read the whole thing. it was well worth it. hahaha |
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she sounds like tons of fun though. you need to go to her house with a couple of rotweilers and a few steaks, some rope and you're set to go. |
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As long as she gets her citizenship, she doesn't care. |
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if she's a nutty bitch post her IM and people will harrass her
hahaha |
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Carina, please. I'm a gentleman. |
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All I am is money and dog penis. |
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it sounds like some guy who wants to turn you into a lampshade trying to lure you in |
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No, she's obviously trying to marry her way to US citizenship. |
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you might've changed her mind on coming over here |
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This proves you wrong--
Rich: Do you know what 'knotting' is?
----: what tell me ?
BUZZ!!!
Rich: It means to be penetrated by a dog's penis and the dog-human sex act. It refers to how a dogs' penis swells and enlarges after ejaculating causing the dog to get stuck until the swelling subsides.
----: so are u telling me now that u have like a dog penins
----: ?
Rich: Ha, I wish.
----: pray for that
----: okay
Rich: Yes, I ask Jesus for one nightly.
----: okay
----: well Rich i just love the way u talk to me |
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----: hello
Rich: Hi.
----: what r u doin?
Rich: Skinning a rabbit.
Rich: Not for food or anything, just for fun.
----: so u want to cook it and eat it ?
Rich: No, not really.
----: ok
Rich: It was just spreading lies about me.
----: so why did u catch it thern
Rich: It accused me of stealing.
----: how can a rabit do that
----: does rabit talk
----: ?????????////
Rich: With it's mind.
----: that is not true
----: well rich i am in small problem
----: so plz can u help me out of this ?
Rich: It is true.
Rich: It's still screaming.
Rich: What's the problem.
----: all about my store
Rich: Do you sell money?
Rich: At the money store?
----: my store has been closs down for about 2weeks now all bcos i did not pay for my lent
----: no
----: i sell goods
Rich: Dead goods.
Rich: ?
Rich: ?
----: i want u to help me with money
Rich: And dig penis.
Rich: DOG.
Rich: That is.
----: i sell dog
Rich: Are they sparkling converationalists?
----: yes
----: can u help me ?
Rich: I have 37 stretch socks.
Rich: Will that help?
----: i no
----: can u help me with some money ?
Rich: I know money
Rich: It's made of paper and colors
----: what?
----: yes
----: so can u help me with it ?
Rich: I just did.
Rich: Poof.
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haha what the christ.
YOU CANNOT SEE MY NAKED! AAAAHHHH!!!! |
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I am the greatest person that has ever lived. |
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Ha ha ha! This just made my day! |
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RichHorror said: I am the greatest person that has ever lived. |
i will back this statement, fully. |
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I don't get it. What part of this is supposed to be funny? |
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rich horror is why i love the internet. |
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RICH!
I command you to send me this bitches AIM!
I must screw with her head.
"that is the only time u can see my naked"
lol
This is priceless.
And yes, you are the greatest person to ever live. |
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rich, set me up with her sister. |
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Dankill said: RICH!
I command you to send me this bitches AIM!
I must screw with her head.
"that is the only time u can see my naked"
lol
This is priceless.
And yes, you are the greatest person to ever live. |
Do you have Yahoo messenger? That's where she dwells.
Yes, I know. |
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mcmahon said: rich, set me up with her sister. |
I want to be set up with my sister. |
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this is all made up, rich horror is the false messiah
his tales are second rate hustler magazine leftovers for the fox generation. |
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I am Penthouse Forum incarnate. |
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RichHorror said: I am Penthouse Forum incarnate. |
FALSE ! |
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i want more rich horror campfire stories. |
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If it's all made up Rich is even more of a comic genius. |
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Kevord said: If it's all made up Rich is even more of a comic genius. |
here some sarcasm take two and dont call back |
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Boys, don't fight over me. |
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I do i think
I've just rarely used it
Send it to me on myspace so the mayhem can begin |
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