Seeing Rich Horror run across a street.
Seeing Eddie puke into a bucket of toxic waste
Seeing Rich Horror sweat while playing House of the Dead 4
The PORK sign
Watching Eddie climb a tree drunk for no reason
Watching Eddie bicycle kick a window for no reason
Watching Eddie through a can of beer at a window for no reason
Seeing Rich Horror fall down on the side walk.
Lots of booze and pills.

NOBODY IS WATCHING THE CHILDREN.

Oh, add to that list Tyler convincing some guy that he owned the building next to The Barbary and would be happy to sell him some sheetrock for $200.

that sounds like a mighty fine weekend

Dissector said:

Bullshit.
I call shenanigans.

It was more of a jog, really.

Sounds like a damn good time.

BEATS ME i'm not talking to you PORK our own spices and juices NOBODYS watching the children.

Oh, also add to that list Tyler spitting beer on Rich's and Matt's crotch as an initiation.

Dissector said:

haha im so gay

This tour taught me that we would be speaking German right now if not for Auburn, NY.

Oh, I'd also like to add me trying to get Auburn kids 'into it' by hitting them with running forearm shots. And the staff of the bar in Auburn leaving and locking the door of the bar behind them during the IWEIPH set.

And yes, IWEIPH and Dissector's dedication to zombies IS so huge that when we aren't playing songs about zombies we like to spend our free time on tour playing zombie video games.

Oh yeah, and the guy that threw the full can of beer at us who was deathly afraid of ice.

Nintendo DS hell
Pink piece of paper

'Hey, you guys play Mario Kart so me and Mike can dance around and randomly punch you in the head'.

Oh yeah, and all those girls we peed on. That was great.

I think Rich Horror should have a camera crew with him at all times.

Yeah, a camera is definitely going to be present for that show[s] at trhe end of September in PA. I decided that for sure once I learned we were playing a show at a hotel.

I'll more than likely be there, and Tyler will definitely be there.

I looked into it, and the hotel looks really nice. We're definitely ending up in prison.

Oh, and add to the list--

Rich Horror assfucking himself with a water bottle in the Bitchslicer/Northern Liberties practice space.

all this thread needed to say was:
"Dear Penthouse forum, I didn't believe in aliens.. but then... yattayatta thick as a coke can... yattayatta the end"

Animated GIFs of the aforementioned sodomy coming soon!

KICK ASS!

PA is my new favorite state.

I should also have some sexy pics of Eddie's vomit.

yeah PA is like the wild west. No laws.

Underage drinking on a busy street, falling down all over the place, throwing full cans of beer at apartment windows, PA doesn't give a fuck.

"Before we leave I want to go to the coat check and go 1...2...3...4..."

Best joke EVER.

Oh! Also add--

Mike Giallo doing rimshots on the drums during the Dissector set to punctuate Rich making fun of Tyler.

Was that really a tour highlight? I mean, I do that a lot.

It was special to me! I thought we had something!

Tyler: Time flies when you're having fun.
Rich: That must be why this is taking so fucking long.

ba-dum-ching!