I am DLing this as we speak. Someone please murder me.

What happened to you man, you used to be cool.

That's a lie and I resent it.

uh...what?

I don't know. I just don't know anymore. I think maybe it's time to re-examine my life and see where I went wrong that led me to this.

May I suggest smoking Opium and eating Fruit Loops? It's a good time, you'll feel much better.

Yeah, that would probably heighten the experience of a night on the town with a lovely young elf.

Oh yeah.

I should be killed.

Life would be much less entertaining without you Rich. Not to mention RTTP would surely perish in your absence.

I'll be sure to upload my personality to myspace before I suck off the tailpipe of a rusted Buick.

does this have anything to do with the sims?

Now I'll never know, since it was a shitty version. I assume it is, only with getting a blowjob from one of Santa's little helpers.