http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/07/14/owen_wilson_lic.html

i didn't read the article but the name of this thread is funny.

ass

I don't have time to read but I know aarons titles...

So someone care to summarize

Here's the Cliff's Notes version--

Owen Wilson has a small dick so he has to toss salad for a couple hours to get a gal off.

you have to read the quote from him.. what a fucked up dude.

It's not so much fucked up as wanting to sound intellectual to dance around the fact that he he a small dick and fucks bad. Hysterical.

two hours? his whole career has been on giant ass licking. what a terrible excuse for an actor.

This shit is old news, Stern covered it over a year ago. Wilson was nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion" in the article, although I'm not sure why.

I don't know...

There are a few women with asses I could lick for more than two hours.

Give me a time machine destined for 1997 and an inexhaustible supply of DQ cherry dip and/or caramel syrup and I'll romance Alyssa Milano's puckered smucker to the next leap year.

Yeti said:

he was good in The Royal Tenenbaums

I'm a fan of the rimjob, so good to know celebrities are into it as well.

I thought this was a movie review by the title.

chris_from_shit_fuck said:

what the hell is a rimjob?

its when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!

........

i clicked on this thread expecting that to be some kind of play on words...but then it turns out to be literal. some people, Owen wilson for example, are funniest when they're not trying to be funny.

who says women are responsible for their own orgasms?! what a crock of shit

"It's like, 'Who cares?' " Wilson told Rolling Stone when asked about the item. "I play it as it lays. OK, so I may not be the greatest lover in the world. Well, let's make that angle work. There's lots of different paths to the waterfall. You don't have to be Don Juan. And wasn't it Gloria Steinem who said that women have to be responsible for their own orgasms? Well, I take her at her word. I'll do my best, OK, but at a certain point you've got to, like, you know..."

Man_of_the_Century said:

Exactly.