why i've been known to circumcise a gnat. you're not a gnat are you bug? wait a minute, bug, gnat, is there a little similarity there? ooooh i think there is. hahahaha.

Did you see the toast? He couldn't even get it through the door!

"Get back in your mouse and get outta here"

"Aheeheeheeheehee, ever heard of a ritual killing? Aheeheeheeheehee."

DEATH2ALL said:

HAHA!


"that blue stuff in the toilet, that's okay for the dog to drink, right?"

*listens to voice on the telephone*

"on nothing really, just an odd discoloration on the lawn"

Where do you live?

In the city.

You have a house?

Apartment.

Own or rent?

Rent.

What do you do for a living?

Lots of things.

Where's your office?

I don't have one.

How come?

I don't need one.

Where's your wife?

Don't have one.

How come?

It's a long story.

You have kids?

No I don't.

How come?

It's an even longer story.

Are you my Dad's brother?

What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

38.

I'm your Dad's brother alright.

You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.

How nice of you to notice.

I'm a kid - that's my job.

this thread should read "Giant Pancake Appreciation"

I think Yeti has HBO, cuz thats all theyve been fucking playing.....Uncle Buck, and war of the worlds.

That is true, he does have HBO.

haha yeah i have HBO and Cinemax

giant pancakes rule

xmikex said:

either that or "microwaving laundry appreciation"

babyshaker not logged in said:

Or the "5 -year plan" appreciation thread

"I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum"

did you ever have someone embarass you like this?




























































































.....no

wow, I was thinking about making a John Candy thread. weird.
Who's Harry Crumb" anyone?

thats a good one too. and Nothin But Trouble

Its all about Canadian Bacon.

this is in my top ten fav comedys

that car he drives is the shit

"come on, bowling is a very fun sport, and it's virtually impossible to get pregnant while doing it."

planes trains and automobiles is good too

while both are good flicks, PT&A > Uncle Buck

Armed and Dangerous and Who's Harry Crumb are my faves. All John Candy flicks are good. even Cool Runnings has it's moments

Abbath said:

haha yeah especially when he uses a snow shovel to flip them

"Here's a quarter... Go down town and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

great flick, but i think my favorite of his is The Great Outdoors. it's like looking at my family and my uncle's getting together