I almost did it today, but as I held the buzzer up to my face I had a montage of my mustache and myself together.

You won't be as sinister. Are you willing to pay that price?

That mustache is a beacon of spirituality for all those sinister; it says I intend to take over the world, but first I'm going to break the world weightlifting record at the state fair.

Point taken.

I mean Christ, how sinister is this?
But it keeps getting in my mouth when I eat.

dude dont get rid of your mustache

i will fucking kill you !

follow your heart.....



is eating a 1/2 lb of hair a year worth that fancy stache?




Of course it is.

save the stach again

lol, sick stache. let it live.

The real question is, does your mustache want to get rid of you?

How prolific. But could it be?!

that mustache is way too awesome to get rid of. i will hate you if you shave it off and the god of mustaches will smite you.

I don't mean to be a fag, is that a Welsh Corgi?

griffin take it from me man,you all ready shaved your head once and remember how much you regreted it? dont make the same mistake twice my friend...rampage on

that's a jerkstache. see ya

Shaved mine this morning...but it'll grow back in a week.

I'm a soon to be barber and I say NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I say no, but maybe you could trim it to avoid getting it in food.

you need to settle your sexuality confusion first
i mean you must have deeprooted polesmoking urge to have grown a mustache in the first place,right?

shave it

oh you have got me there anonymous. I originally contracted this mustache at a gay convention.
And yeah, it's a welsh corgi, and he'll kick your friggin' ass.

getting rid of facial hair that you have grown attached to can be pretty devastating. a friend of mine needed a picture of him shaking hands with a bald guy with a moustache, so i agreed. i havent shaved since my senior pictures 7 years ago, so it was traumatic. it has since grown back, but i'll never forget you beard.

sniff

The mustache and I had a little counseling, but everything is fine now.

hahahahaaa dude it needs to stay

the mustache is as original as your fuckin band is , leeeeave it