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returntothepit >> discuss >> TIGHTER THAN A NUN'S CUNT DEATH GRIND BASSIST LOOKING FOR A BAND by crisis on Jul 26,2006 5:36pm
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toggletoggle post by crisis  at Jul 26,2006 5:36pm
What's the next best thing to sliced bread? Putting your dick between two slices and having a girl suck/eat the bread off it.

Okay, here's the dealio my fellow black mailbox motherfuckers, I'm a bassist, I molest the four string with my fingers, been playing for about 8 or 9 years, I live in RANDOLPH, I don't want to say anything too intense here about the place, but if you live in randolph, you know what's up. My main influences include:

Atheist
Spawn of Possession
Suffocation
Pig Destroyer
Malignancy
Mucopus
Cephalic Carnage
Gorguts
Jungle Rot
The Red Chord
Deadwater Drowning
Converge

fuck it, my libido is plusating so I'll leave it at that. If anyone here wants a bassist who will bash old men's knees with an axe in the middle of a group of people, and live within 25 miles of the dirty dolph, here's my contact infizzle:

aim: drayehtnirelworp
email: pukingdeath@gmail.com
phone: i don't give it out until the 2nd date, you faggots.

PS: i didn't see anyone whip 'em out today



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Jul 26,2006 5:48pm
abnormality is looking for a sickass bass player....



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Jul 26,2006 5:48pm
Lance Bass could pee in my eyes and it'd be less gay than the faggotry that bombarded them when I read this thread.



toggletoggle post by animalrampage at Jul 26,2006 5:48pm
play for abnormality and soul remnants



toggletoggle post by Troll at Jul 26,2006 5:58pm
Hooker nli said:
Lance Bass could pee in my eyes and it'd be less gay than the faggotry that bombarded them when I read this thread.

ha ha




toggletoggle post by Troll at Jul 26,2006 5:59pm
bass players are about as useless a tits on a 12 year old girl.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 26,2006 6:33pm
Troll said:
bass players are about as useless a tits on a 12 year old girl.


LOLLOLOL at this and hookers comment.



toggletoggle post by crisis  at Jul 26,2006 7:50pm
abnorality is too far away, and soul remnants already has a bassist, i read that in another thread. I think people fail to read how far I am willing to travel. Gas ain't cheap nigga



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Jul 26,2006 9:25pm
Troll said:
bass players are about as useless a tits on a 12 year old girl.


I 2nd that



toggletoggle post by crisis  at Jul 26,2006 10:13pm
not true, just check out these two CDs by Atheist: Piece of Time, Unquestionable Presence. Top notch bass playing making guitarists have nightmares



toggletoggle post by rhys  at Jul 26,2006 10:54pm
hey, our bassist just quit. We practice at my house right now in plympton ma which is a little more than 25 miles from randolph but we're probably going to be getting a practice spot at BandStandLive in Taunton. This is our current myspace: http://myspace.com/burntbeyondrecognition ... We're going to be changing a lot of things around including the name and we're going to be writing all new material. If your interested send me an email at rhysmail@adelphia.net



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