does anyone elese in the world like this band besides me???
some of their stuff is pretty stupid for sure, but most of the time thats what makes it so awesome
"You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?"

Fuck yes. I love this band.

I've been listening to this band longer than any other band I currently listen to...

Lamp said:

I can almost say the same thing. unfortunately, I only have the past 2 CDs on my iPod. those CDs suck.

best guitar solos ever

horribly good

watchmaker666 said:
"look out stevie ray vaughn!!! look out charlie sexton!!! look out you cheesy texas motherfuckers!!!"

takin' retards to the zoo

ehhh....

"Don't try this solo at home...that man is a trained professional."