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New site? Maybe some day.
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I am fortunate enough to have a hot girlfriend. |
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awww, poor teenie peenie
im sorry, the ladies must laugh at you. |
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no, herpes form underneath, along the....
nevermind. |
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im just tossin out pictures now...
hmm, well thats the end of my google, "hot metal girl" search.
lame. |
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KeithMutiny said: im just tossin out pictures now...
hmm, well thats the end of my google, "hot metal girl" search.
lame. |
holy shit!
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Keith, ain't nothin' wrong with Matsumi Max or good looking asian girls that put out. You know how I roll.
Otherwise, good job, buddy. |
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I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
"Metal Chicks"=Joe Christianni with boobs.
But I nominate Moshzilla. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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There are reasons I don't have many female friends...
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i would say either Runhild from Thorrs Hammer/SUNNO))) or Dana Duffey from Demonic Christ |
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This thread belongs on "Bee Nine"
*flush* |
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at least it's not an 80 page n00ds thread. |
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niccolai said: at least it's not an 80 page n00ds thread. |
That'd be a lot more entertaining. |
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pam said: BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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There are reasons I don't have many female friends...
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I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...
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yeah. and girls who aren't like that get lumped in the "look at me. i get along with dudes only. i listen to bands boys like. DO YOU LIKE ME YET? CAN I STOP TRYING NOW?" category. |
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No such thing as the "hottest metal/hardcore girl" because by the time you get around to deciding who this mythical "hottest" girl is they don't give a shit about metal or hardcore anymore. Girls jump trends like parasites to sick animals. And whenever they get the slightest idea that people might find them attractive their first instinct is to get naked and show their gross ass all over the internet.
Either that or they're pregnant. Nobody likes a preggo.
once again, dumparoni on this thread. |
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As a very fortunate guy with an absolutely beautiful girlfriend
(who is possibly the furthest thing from "metal" - though she does appreciate fine crust/grind like Phobia and Dystopia) and with nothing to "gain" from this proclamation,
I would like to nominate the girl with the cut-up Katatonia "Brave Murder Day" shirt who was hanging out with my friend Kim (a fox in her own right - word) at the last Worcester metalfest.
Fucking gorgeous.
Just giving credit where it's due.
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yes i am fortunate to have an astonishingly hot girl who does enjoy some metal, she is more of a hip hop kind of chic, but she is at least open minded and doesnt care that i blast Marduk whenever i please. she didnt try to change her persona to fit mine. the only band she doesnt particularly care for is Burzum. i often hear "i dont know how you can listen to this" |
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I sympathize, Mr. Yeti. My girlfriend has a very particular disdain for black metal - though "Pure Holocaust" was left in the bedroom CD player for about a week, thus affording me some very grim and gratifying fornications! |
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That's because Burzum is terrible. |
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KeithMutiny said: no, herpes form underneath, along the....
nevermind. |
and you would unfortunately know why? |
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Why does there have to be a hottest? Why can't there just be a lot that are hot (and there are) and be done with this. |
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what a coincidence how everyone on this board has an astonishingly, ravishingly, really really ridiculously good looking girlfriend! |
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not fibbing. anyone who has seen my girlfriend will testify. |
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Animal_magnetism said:
hahahahahah
i love how the cat looks so surprised every time something else is put on it |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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i know what you mean, all gothed out, lots of piercings and dumb tattoos; look like they might be infected with V.D....but i think most girls like that probably aren't really into metal, they listen to david bowie and nine inch nails and just dress like that and hang out at big-name shows to score with "sexi long haired metal bois".
hardcore girls just look like dykes.
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Yeti said: yes i am fortunate to have an astonishingly hot girl who does enjoy some metal, she is more of a hip hop kind of chic, but she is at least open minded and doesnt care that i blast Marduk whenever i please. she didnt try to change her persona to fit mine. the only band she doesnt particularly care for is Burzum. i often hear "i dont know how you can listen to this" |
haha, my girl isn't really into metal either; she likes stuff like trapt and breaking benjamin *gag* and she actually likes burzum! she likes that song "dunkelheit". |
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pantera fan or not thats a metal cat face |
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That cat really needs to die. Where are those crazy Japanese ladies with high heels when we need them? |
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these could not go unposted
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Animal_magnetism said:
pantera fan or not thats a metal cat face |
HAHAHHAH That's fucking great. I love that they have the horrible glam metal albums too. |
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pam said: BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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Ha ha ha, ditto! |
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Granny_Monster said: pam said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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Ha ha ha, ditto! |
The ones I do have are fucking deadly bitches. I love them. |
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That white chick is so pasty. |
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paganmegan said: pam said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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There are reasons I don't have many female friends...
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I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...
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anonymous said:
paganmegan said:pam said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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There are reasons I don't have many female friends...
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I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...
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girls don't belong in metal! |
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KeithMutiny said: im just tossin out pictures now...
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$20 says , this girl turns around and she is hung like a moose. |
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she WOULD be hot if her tits weren't the fucking 9/11 of plastic surgery
IF that hackjob didn't take place in a tijuana bodega backroom, i hope the perpetrator lost his goddamn license |
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anonymous said: anonymous said:
paganmegan said:pam said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"
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There are reasons I don't have many female friends...
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I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...
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girls don't belong in metal! |
I know...it's much easier for you to find men to fuck without us around... |
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dwellingsickness said:
Hel is got because she loves Impaled! |
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Morbid_Mike said:
I want to her to give me a GORE-job so I could spunk in her red hair, or on her awesome Impaled shirt. |
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what a crappy tattoo. equally dumb as "STAY TRUE" |
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haha that is a dumb tattoo |
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THE ONLY HOT GIRLS IN METAL
ARE LOOKING FOR COCAINE CONNECTIONS
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There are plenty of hot, true metal chicks out there, they're just hard to find. I can't have a relationship with a girl who doesn't love metal; if they don't love metal, they don't understand me.
That said, all the girlfriends I've had were also into other music (classic rock/hippie stuff), but they all avoided pop and rap like the plague. Which made our co-mingling possible. |
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Hot chicks who are into metal don't like metal. They are either following around their ex-boyfriends or trying to find some other hairy freak to fill their holes. |
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SinisterMinister said: Hot chicks who are into metal don't like metal. They are either following around their ex-boyfriends or trying to find some other hairy freak to fill their holes. |
Those bunk, bunk holes.
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my girlfriend listens to the locust and daughters.
we fight about music a lot. |
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My girlfriend listens to Madball and Terror.
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