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returntothepit >> discuss >> hottest metal/hardcore girl by xanonymousx on Jul 22,2006 10:15am
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toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 22,2006 10:15am
any ideas...



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jul 22,2006 10:22am
prince?



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jul 22,2006 10:39am
michael jackson



toggletoggle post by animal_magnetism at Jul 22,2006 10:42am edited Jul 22,2006 10:43am



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 22,2006 10:57am
pukes



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 23,2006 2:09am
is that your cock?



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jul 23,2006 2:11am
I am fortunate enough to have a hot girlfriend.



toggletoggle post by anonymousxxx at Jul 23,2006 2:25am
not bad



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 23,2006 2:48am
awww, poor teenie peenie

im sorry, the ladies must laugh at you.



toggletoggle post by anonymousxxx at Jul 23,2006 2:54am
it looks fine to me



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 23,2006 2:56am
if your asian



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 23,2006 2:58am
it's got herpes



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 23,2006 3:00am
no, herpes form underneath, along the....

nevermind.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 23,2006 3:03am
im just tossin out pictures now...




hmm, well thats the end of my google, "hot metal girl" search.

lame.



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jul 23,2006 4:13am



toggletoggle post by anonymooose at Jul 23,2006 2:30pm
KeithMutiny said:
im just tossin out pictures now...




hmm, well thats the end of my google, "hot metal girl" search.

lame.


holy shit!




toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 23,2006 4:31pm
Keith, ain't nothin' wrong with Matsumi Max or good looking asian girls that put out. You know how I roll.
Otherwise, good job, buddy.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jul 24,2006 12:47pm
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"

"Metal Chicks"=Joe Christianni with boobs.


But I nominate Moshzilla.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2006 12:50pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 24,2006 12:51pm
i would say either Runhild from Thorrs Hammer/SUNNO))) or Dana Duffey from Demonic Christ



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 24,2006 12:53pm
This thread belongs on "Bee Nine"

*flush*



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jul 24,2006 12:53pm
at least it's not an 80 page n00ds thread.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2006 12:54pm
niccolai said:
at least it's not an 80 page n00ds thread.


That'd be a lot more entertaining.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jul 24,2006 12:56pm
pam said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...



I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...




toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 24,2006 12:56pm
yeah. and girls who aren't like that get lumped in the "look at me. i get along with dudes only. i listen to bands boys like. DO YOU LIKE ME YET? CAN I STOP TRYING NOW?" category.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 24,2006 1:56pm
No such thing as the "hottest metal/hardcore girl" because by the time you get around to deciding who this mythical "hottest" girl is they don't give a shit about metal or hardcore anymore. Girls jump trends like parasites to sick animals. And whenever they get the slightest idea that people might find them attractive their first instinct is to get naked and show their gross ass all over the internet.

Either that or they're pregnant. Nobody likes a preggo.

once again, dumparoni on this thread.



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Jul 24,2006 2:21pm
As a very fortunate guy with an absolutely beautiful girlfriend
(who is possibly the furthest thing from "metal" - though she does appreciate fine crust/grind like Phobia and Dystopia) and with nothing to "gain" from this proclamation,

I would like to nominate the girl with the cut-up Katatonia "Brave Murder Day" shirt who was hanging out with my friend Kim (a fox in her own right - word) at the last Worcester metalfest.

Fucking gorgeous.

Just giving credit where it's due.





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 24,2006 3:21pm
yes i am fortunate to have an astonishingly hot girl who does enjoy some metal, she is more of a hip hop kind of chic, but she is at least open minded and doesnt care that i blast Marduk whenever i please. she didnt try to change her persona to fit mine. the only band she doesnt particularly care for is Burzum. i often hear "i dont know how you can listen to this"



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Jul 24,2006 3:34pm
I sympathize, Mr. Yeti. My girlfriend has a very particular disdain for black metal - though "Pure Holocaust" was left in the bedroom CD player for about a week, thus affording me some very grim and gratifying fornications!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2006 3:35pm
That's because Burzum is terrible.



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jul 24,2006 3:37pm
KeithMutiny said:
no, herpes form underneath, along the....

nevermind.


and you would unfortunately know why?



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 24,2006 3:38pm
Why does there have to be a hottest? Why can't there just be a lot that are hot (and there are) and be done with this.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 24,2006 3:40pm
what a coincidence how everyone on this board has an astonishingly, ravishingly, really really ridiculously good looking girlfriend!



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Jul 24,2006 3:42pm
not fibbing. anyone who has seen my girlfriend will testify.



toggletoggle post by Animal_magnetism at Jul 24,2006 4:27pm



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jul 24,2006 4:49pm
Animal_magnetism said:


hahahahahah

i love how the cat looks so surprised every time something else is put on it



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Jul 24,2006 5:09pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


i know what you mean, all gothed out, lots of piercings and dumb tattoos; look like they might be infected with V.D....but i think most girls like that probably aren't really into metal, they listen to david bowie and nine inch nails and just dress like that and hang out at big-name shows to score with "sexi long haired metal bois".
hardcore girls just look like dykes.




toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Jul 24,2006 5:14pm
Yeti said:
yes i am fortunate to have an astonishingly hot girl who does enjoy some metal, she is more of a hip hop kind of chic, but she is at least open minded and doesnt care that i blast Marduk whenever i please. she didnt try to change her persona to fit mine. the only band she doesnt particularly care for is Burzum. i often hear "i dont know how you can listen to this"


haha, my girl isn't really into metal either; she likes stuff like trapt and breaking benjamin *gag* and she actually likes burzum! she likes that song "dunkelheit".



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 24,2006 7:20pm
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
that is more rediculous than the hitler one. whoah.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 24,2006 8:07pm
wow people are messed up



toggletoggle post by Animal_magnetism at Jul 24,2006 8:14pm



pantera fan or not thats a metal cat face



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 24,2006 9:15pm
That cat really needs to die. Where are those crazy Japanese ladies with high heels when we need them?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 25,2006 9:09am
the_reverend said:
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
that is more rediculous than the hitler one. whoah.


http://www.DogsBarkingInCars.com/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 25,2006 9:36am
re-dicerrous



toggletoggle post by try me at Jul 25,2006 11:23am
these could not go unposted








toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 1:08pm
Animal_magnetism said:



pantera fan or not thats a metal cat face



HAHAHHAH That's fucking great. I love that they have the horrible glam metal albums too.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Jul 25,2006 1:57pm
pam said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...



Ha ha ha, ditto!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 25,2006 2:16pm
Granny_Monster said:
pam said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...



Ha ha ha, ditto!


The ones I do have are fucking deadly bitches. I love them.



toggletoggle post by sir stinxalot at Jul 25,2006 2:17pm



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jul 27,2006 11:40pm
That white chick is so pasty.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 28,2006 12:32am

paganmegan said:
pam said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...



I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...






toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 28,2006 12:33am
anonymous said:

paganmegan said:
pam said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...



I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...





girls don't belong in metal!



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Jul 28,2006 12:35am
wow



toggletoggle post by Todd NLI at Jul 28,2006 3:57am
KeithMutiny said:
im just tossin out pictures now...



.


$20 says , this girl turns around and she is hung like a moose.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jul 28,2006 4:12am



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jul 28,2006 4:17am




http://www.iamtrouble.com

feel free to go there and find something wrong with this female, one of the hottest ladies alive.



toggletoggle post by GoatOfCatalyst at Jul 28,2006 9:25am
she WOULD be hot if her tits weren't the fucking 9/11 of plastic surgery

IF that hackjob didn't take place in a tijuana bodega backroom, i hope the perpetrator lost his goddamn license



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 28,2006 9:35am
anonymous said:
anonymous said:

paganmegan said:
pam said:
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I don't think any metal/hardcore girls are hot at all because too many of them are all wrapped up in the whole "OMFG I'M A GIRL WHO LISTENS TO METAL LOOK AT HOW METAL I AM LOOK AT ME I WEAR EYE SHADOW AND TIGHT BAND SHIRTS OMFG I AM METAL...SODOM, WHO THE HELL IS THAT?"


There are reasons I don't have many female friends...



I second that statement
That said, this is such a tired, worn out boring subject that boils down to two main points. Many chicks are poseurs and suck when it comes to metal and music, but not all. Most guys think with their penises. Um, all of them do actually...





girls don't belong in metal!



I know...it's much easier for you to find men to fuck without us around...



toggletoggle post by Morbid_Mike at Jul 28,2006 9:57am
dwellingsickness said:


Hel is got because she loves Impaled!



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Jul 28,2006 10:13am
Morbid_Mike said:
dwellingsickness said:



I want to her to give me a GORE-job so I could spunk in her red hair, or on her awesome Impaled shirt.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 28,2006 10:27am
what a crappy tattoo. equally dumb as "STAY TRUE"



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 29,2006 9:47pm
haha that is a dumb tattoo



toggletoggle post by infoterror  at Jul 29,2006 11:15pm
THE ONLY HOT GIRLS IN METAL
ARE LOOKING FOR COCAINE CONNECTIONS




toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jul 30,2006 10:09am
There are plenty of hot, true metal chicks out there, they're just hard to find. I can't have a relationship with a girl who doesn't love metal; if they don't love metal, they don't understand me.

That said, all the girlfriends I've had were also into other music (classic rock/hippie stuff), but they all avoided pop and rap like the plague. Which made our co-mingling possible.



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Jul 30,2006 12:16pm
Hot chicks who are into metal don't like metal. They are either following around their ex-boyfriends or trying to find some other hairy freak to fill their holes.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at Jul 30,2006 12:20pm
SinisterMinister said:
Hot chicks who are into metal don't like metal. They are either following around their ex-boyfriends or trying to find some other hairy freak to fill their holes.


Those bunk, bunk holes.




toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 30,2006 2:32pm
my girlfriend listens to the locust and daughters.


we fight about music a lot.



toggletoggle post by Craig  at Jul 30,2006 5:39pm
My girlfriend listens to Madball and Terror.




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