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returntothepit >> discuss >> I AM LIVING IN AN EPISODE OF ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS by RichHorror on Jul 19,2006 3:25pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 19,2006 3:25pm
Cowmaximus (3:23:04 PM): There is a smoke detector in this house the keeps beeping. I don't know how to get it to stop. It has been doing this non-stop for two days. I am going to kill myself.
Giallo Grind (3:23:51 PM): take the battery out?
Cowmaximus (3:23:57 PM): I tried that.
Cowmaximus (3:24:04 PM): THERE ARE NO BATTERIES.



toggletoggle post by Todd not at home at Jul 19,2006 3:26pm
Take a shower...Maybe the stench of horror is reaching it and makin it go off



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 19,2006 3:27pm
It's not Christmas yet.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 19,2006 3:28pm
is there a reset button?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 19,2006 3:30pm
No. There's a button to test the alarm. That's it. This is my late mother's home and apparently they're tied to a home security system, which is why they have no batteries. I wish I was dead.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 19,2006 4:33pm
RichHorror said:
It's not Christmas yet.






toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 20,2006 1:43am
I just tore the motherfucker out of the ceiling with my bare hands. Then another one started beeping. I am without a doubt going to commit suicide.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 20,2006 2:15am
You're in the Twilight Zone.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 20,2006 2:16am
I am currently flipping off the aliens that are testing me.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jul 20,2006 2:17am
Todd not at home said:
Take a shower


rich doesnt shower silly NH man, he just shaves his head when needed



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 20,2006 2:19am
And other areas.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 20,2006 2:28am
RichHorror said:
I am currently flipping off the aliens that are testing me.


"I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can"

Anybody, anybody??



toggletoggle post by TheAccursedDrummer NLI at Jul 20,2006 2:34am
Ignignokt from ATHF...

"Err, that's priceless..."



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 20,2006 2:36am
My guess was 'The Menagerie' episode of the original Star Trek series.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 20,2006 2:37am
TheAccursedDrummer NLI said:
Ignignokt from ATHF...

"Err, that's priceless..."


Winner.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 20,2006 2:39am
I hate you both.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 21,2006 4:32pm
put batterys in it



toggletoggle post by horror_tang NLI at Jul 21,2006 11:21pm
Umm, you should have told me. We both went to the same shit can school and I was in electrical. Next time disconnect the white wire and put the wirenut back on the live wire.



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