I don't know how much I really pitty anyone who needs to be told that it's a bad idea to go vacationing in the middle east right now. Anyone who opens a newspaper, turns on a tv, scans the radio, or even ens to people talking on the bus should at least be able to suspect that maybe they shouldn't be hanging out in the most volitile part of the globe right just now. People stop going to Six Flags as soon as someone chips a tooth on the Superman ride, but all these people can't find a better spot to vacation than Lebanon? I dunno, something about it just doesn't sit well with me.

agreed.

can I sell you rafting trip through the Congo?

my sand-chewing trip to Darfur in Sudan ruled. Tell ya something, you haven't REALLY been raped and decapitated until the Janjaweed militia give you their weekend special.

I'm in a sarcastic mood.

janjaweed

yeah fuck people seeing their families.

eddie said:

Thats what I was gonna say.

Son: "So, Mom, hows shit going, over there in the middle east?"
Mom: " Stuff is exploding alot."
Son: " Maybe you should come stay here...."

The End.

powerkok said:

*high five*

Messerschmitt said:

I say give the janjaweed some ganjaweed so they calm the fuck down.

I totally want to enlist now that I know for a fact that if I do decide to after I finish school this semester that I will no doubt get sent to the middle east to kill hajji. Let the bloodshed continue for just a little longer and the rest of the world will realize that WWIII is officially underway.

If it's really WWIII and everyone will be incinerated anyway, you should stay home, smoke weed, listen to metal, and fuck women instead of enlisting like an idiot.

s'good cake!

hahaha

ShadowSD said:

where's the fun in that? I've damn near smoked myself retarded, I can listen to metal in combat, and I've fucked enough that I'm surprized my dick isn't crooked. I want to go kill people and blow shit up.

Do I have liscense to bomb all the Arab run sub shops in Allston?

yes. yes you do.

"if you can find a better way to get ice i'd like to hear it."

I was expecting a different post when I read the title. I was thinking western mass, and the vnue the middle east hahaha. Good point with the post though.