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New site? Maybe some day. 
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cause I haven't seem him around here.
thought maybe he did find that dude and was in san quentin |
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yeah, but even immortals can be locked in a prison.
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He is totally dead because he didn't call me like I told him to!!! |
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I'm the only immortal on this board. |
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He's without access to the internet save for his brief visits to the library. He's also shit broke and wasnt able to call those who wouldve liked to hear from him but he'll do his very best today. He ALMOST got arrested but didnt and thats all we need to say about that business. He also likes to talk about himself in the third person and is particularly flattered that his absence was recognized. He's also moving to Texas. That's right. Steers'n'queers. |
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christraper said: | He's without access to the internet save for his brief visits to the library. He's also shit broke and wasnt able to call those who wouldve liked to hear from him but he'll do his very best today. He ALMOST got arrested but didnt and thats all we need to say about that business. He also likes to talk about himself in the third person and is particularly flattered that his absence was recognized. He's also moving to Texas. That's right. Steers'n'queers. |
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texas? you like sweating, farting, and eating salsa out of anal fissures? ok. |
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Well yea dude, its where I grew up. Ive always been a redneck I thought that was common knowledge. I sweat and fart no matter where I am and although Ive never eaten salsa out of an anal fissure Im always willing to try something new. |
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the_reverend said: | texas? you like sweating, farting, and eating salsa out of anal fissures? ok. |
he's running away and leaving me here with assholes. |
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what part?
there are some cool people i've met and cool places there as well |
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Austin. Its actually a pretty cool town. One that just about any of you guys are welcome to visit me in. |
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have you seen me? I don't fare well in the sun. |
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You're not allowed to leave until you make plans with me. |
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I lol'ed at the "steers n queers" bit |
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austin rules
we will come visit i hope! thought knowing aaron we'd have to drive
yuck |
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well just because im gonna be at the bottom of the fucking country doesnt mean you guys arent going to be constantly pestered by me. and obviously anyone who comes down has a place to stay including bands that are touring etc. |
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chris traper broke my heart when he told me i had to get an abortion...
did that weekend mean nothing to you?!?!?!?!?!
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We'll play Sacrifice of the Nazarene Child next year for sure!
We'll rehearse over the phone.
We'll crash at Dana's or with the Necrovore horde!
Dont let Mike and Bloodfuck ruin my PA or that Marshall Head! I'll get it from them in September! |
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I cannot boo Chris Traper moving enough. |
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especially when i could have forced him to stay with this:
BABIES FOR EVERYONE! |
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KillerKadoogan said: especially when i could have forced him to stay with this:
BABIES FOR EVERYONE! |
Are those candy?  mmm |
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Kinslayer said: We'll play Sacrifice of the Nazarene Child next year for sure!
We'll rehearse over the phone.
We'll crash at Dana's or with the Necrovore horde!
Dont let Mike and Bloodfuck ruin my PA or that Marshall Head! I'll get it from them in September! |
sounds like you are signing his high school year book |
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every quote from my 7th grade yearbook:
"Be Excellent to each other dood"
"Have a most excellent summer" |
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My yearbook contribution...
"Jay, I met you and saw your junk a few hours later when you were staggering around my house with your pants down. Hail Tequila.
Have a nice life in Texas." |
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Mine would say,
No you can't have my mercyful patch and Texas is gay |
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I have funny pictures I could post but he'll get mad at me. |
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it's Chris Traper? I always thought it was Christ Raper. That's way less badass. |
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Man Jay I had no idea you were from Texas. Me too.. I was born in Houston and lived there for a while!
Austin is a nice place. Props to a fellow redneck. |
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christraper said: | Austin. Its actually a pretty cool town. One that just about any of you guys are welcome to visit me in. |
god damn dood i was just thinking where you went off too? glad to hear you're alive in some shape or form |
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MadOakDevin said: | it's Chris Traper? I always thought it was Christ Raper. That's way less badass. |
Way to miss the joke! |
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Yea thats the plan. Shipping stuff by ups is a pain in the royal fuckin asshole by the way. fuck those bastards.
Megan - I will own that patch someday. You'll wake up one day to find it gone with a note in its place saying "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Kinslayer - Damn skippy motherfucker. You just let me know when. I got oodles of new material that'll make your pants wet. And I'll tell the boys not to kill the equipment but you and I both know that the less time it stays there the safer it'll be. I love those guys but goddamnit theyre a bunch of fuckin cavemen.
Arillius - My long hair never could cover up my redneck.
Abbath - Boogedy boogety. That's right. Ponder that one. Ageless wisdom I speak.
Pam - You post those pictures and you'll die where you stand.
The rest of ya'll can go chew on a butthole. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. |
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christraper said:
Pam - You post those pictures and you'll die where you stand.
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You don't scare me, skinny.
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Its not me you should be scared of but the hosts of demons that follow me around and watch my back for moments such as these. |
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Jay, you leave tomorrow eh?
*a single tear rolls down my cheek*
Sarkofikus cut his hair! He no longer looks like Fenriz...now he looks like Yosuke Shakamura
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Im sure he still knows how to play the bass. |
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Ive been here a week and Ive already got a disgusting farmer's tan. Fuck this heat. FUCK IT!!!!!!!
Kinslayer, what is this Sacrifice of the Nazarene Child thingy you speak of? Will there be booze and drugs? And drugs? Is it that thing in Philly with Bloodstorm? Tell me of things. |
 
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