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returntothepit >> discuss >> Looking for band members by XtoughX on Jul 8,2006 6:03am
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toggletoggle post by XtoughX at Jul 8,2006 6:03am
Hey,

My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.

RESPECT




toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jul 8,2006 6:22am
s00per kewl tuff d00d gai



toggletoggle post by XtoughX at Jul 8,2006 8:11am
You're damn right.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jul 8,2006 9:07am
this is a joke... right?



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 8,2006 9:12am
What are you, Utah Hardline?



toggletoggle post by MadOakDevin  at Jul 8,2006 12:15pm
I'm interested in joining this band. I'm going to pull a strife and lie about being sxe tho, that's cool right.



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jul 8,2006 12:21pm
im taking a shit right now, having sex and drinking a beer, with a lit cigar, wanna watch the show...



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jul 8,2006 12:27pm
While some girl you aren't married to is sucking you off.



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jul 8,2006 12:30pm
hah, sorry that is key



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jul 8,2006 12:33pm edited Jul 8,2006 12:36pm
i think these kids have it wrong, this is America, the land of the free, not Cuba.



YES


NO



toggletoggle post by XtoughX at Jul 8,2006 2:00pm
This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Jul 8,2006 2:04pm
XtoughX said:
This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown.



Haha. You probably take it in the seat from junkies. All straightedgers are pent up pillow biters.
I know this shit is a joke anyway. Keep it coming, it is funny.



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jul 8,2006 2:31pm
XtoughX said:
Hey,

My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.

RESPECT




haha thats awesome. there need to be at least a couple militant edge bands out there. i personally drink, but if you kicked my ass at a show,it'd be all good



toggletoggle post by luke not logged in at Jul 8,2006 2:32pm
you'll probably do real well at all the bars you'll be playing at



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jul 8,2006 2:35pm
luke not logged in said:
you'll probably do real well at all the bars you'll be playing at



hah



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 8,2006 2:36pm
heh



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 8,2006 2:46pm
Can I shove a cigarette up your cock?



toggletoggle post by Distrust-Kevin at Jul 8,2006 6:09pm
Sounds like your bands motto is already more imprtant to you than your music, and you haven't even started it yet.
You offer no description as to what and how you want to play your songs, so long as the members are willing to throw down at a moments notice in a parking lot cuz some dude is smoking a cigarette.
You are in essence asking people to fight for you, to hurt people for you, and possibly go to jail for you.

Who wants to go to jail for that shit? You are probably going to have a hard time finding people.
If u want your band members to be drug/alcohol free, thats fine.
But u are asking for so much more than that.

Just my 2 cents.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 8,2006 6:10pm
Everyone who thinks this guy is for real is an idiot.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Jul 8,2006 6:14pm
RichHorror said:
Everyone who thinks this guy is for real is an idiot.


Exactly. Maybe it is you Rich, fucking with us. You straightedger you.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 8,2006 6:19pm
I would die for my edge.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jul 8,2006 6:23pm
The movie 'The edge' was pretty neat, cuz a big fucker of a bear eats Micheal from Lost.
Fuck ya.



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Jul 8,2006 6:26pm
RichHorror said:
I would die for my edge.



You are wicked edgy nigga!!



toggletoggle post by Distrust-Kevin at Jul 8,2006 6:33pm
Oh so then this is a thread to make fun of "What if" guys? That's even more gay.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 8,2006 6:34pm
What If? was cool. Uatu is my nigga.



toggletoggle post by xanonymoshhxcdancerx at Jul 8,2006 6:52pm
i heard this guys guitar work and he sucks wihxc don't support xtoughx cause hes a weenie



toggletoggle post by crisis  at Jul 9,2006 3:52am
it'd be funny if a bus full of straight edged razor blades crashed into the stage at one of his shows, killing all bandmates!



toggletoggle post by XtoughX at Jul 9,2006 4:02am
Say what you want. I just found a drummer. If anyone knows Joey Numbers then you'll know not to fuck with us. You are either with us or against us.

Kill anyone with a beer in their hand
Cause if you drink you're not a man



toggletoggle post by PryoryofSyn  at Jul 12,2006 9:21pm
is this some kind of unfunny joke?

you're not a man unless you've been arrested for DUI, faggot!



toggletoggle post by PryoryofSyn  at Jul 12,2006 9:23pm
hahaha, I like how you started your msg with "My I play guitar"
shouldnt it say "OH MY! I play guitar! WOW!"

what an asshole



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jul 12,2006 10:24pm
XtoughX said:
Hey,

My I play guitar and or sing. I'm looking for other hardline straightedgers to start a band with. You must be straightedge and be completely hardline about it. If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that. Email me at XbrokenfacetomatchyouredgeX@yahoo.com if you are interested.

RESPECT




Shut up asswipe with your pathetic scene straight-edge bullshit.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 12,2006 10:38pm
XtoughX said:
Say what you want. I just found a drummer. If anyone knows Joey Numbers then you'll know not to fuck with us. You are either with us or against us.

Kill anyone with a beer in their hand
Cause if you drink you're not a man


If this is someone trying to drag Joe's name through the mud that's messed up. He's a totally polite kid who books shows, and helps kids out.



toggletoggle post by Rick Flair at Jul 13,2006 12:09am
Whoooooooooooo!!!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 13,2006 12:13am
what the fuck, Hardline straitedgers that is the dumbest thing i have everheard, how much dick do you suck?



toggletoggle post by Rick Flair at Jul 13,2006 12:15am
Wow, this thread proves how stupid everyone is on this board. Whooooooooooooo!!!



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 13,2006 1:02am
XtoughX said:
Hey, I suck weenies





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I say Whoooooooooooo!!!



toggletoggle post by mikey_northshore at Mar 1,2008 3:30pm
If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that.

Go fuck your mother. Or, go fuck your mother AND move back to Russia you fucking loser.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Mar 1,2008 3:35pm
WTF, did you really drag up a 2 year old thread to say fuck you to an obvious joke post?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 1,2008 3:37pm
mikey_northshore said[orig][quote]
If you see someone smoking or drinking at a show we fuck them up. Simple as that.

Go fuck your mother. Or, go fuck your mother AND move back to Russia you fucking loser.


Hey, this thread's back! Also, caress my balls slowly, motherfucker, I don't want to get a friction burn.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 1,2008 3:38pm



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Mar 1,2008 4:02pm
i will seriously kill you if you smoke that cigarette



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 13,2008 5:12pm
XtoughX said[orig][quote]
This shit is for real. Bring your drunk ass around and you'll get a beatdown.



Please do us all a favor and make a thread with the shows you will be going to. You sound like a really cool guy.



toggletoggle post by path of resistance at Mar 13,2008 6:33pm
xXshits no joke yoxXx

i need a hug (



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 13,2008 6:37pm
"the only straight edge i need is the one that cuts my cocaine."



toggletoggle post by Demogulatory at Apr 28,2008 11:13am
Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 28,2008 11:15am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
"the only straight edge i need is the one that cuts my cocaine."


haha, I found a few of those the other day. I oughtta sell them shits.



toggletoggle post by XinsaneX at Apr 28,2008 12:16pm
Demogulatory said[orig][quote]
Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!!


Nah, there ain't no crying to your mother.

Cigarette=punch to the face
Beer=beatdown
Drugs=curb stomp



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 28,2008 12:18pm
XinsaneX said[orig][quote]
Demogulatory said[orig][quote]
Hardline Straightedge is for fags and taint sniffers. Mommy, that bad man over there is smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer, oh fucking no!!


Nah, there ain't no crying to your mother.

Cigarette=punch to the face
Beer=beatdown
Drugs=curb stomp


All of the above = touched by an authority figure at an early age.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Apr 28,2008 12:18pm
Probably a scoutmaster.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 28,2008 12:25pm
what a huge surprise that this band never panned out.



toggletoggle post by SxEMoshSxE at Apr 28,2008 4:32pm
Hi Guys
I dont know what is so funnyu with this post. You people who do drugs and drink make me sick.
Ive been listening to Earth Crisis my whole life and live by the rules.
anyone who disagrees and get my brass knuckels into there skull.
REPRESNT



toggletoggle post by SxEMoshSxE at Apr 28,2008 4:52pm
FIGURED NO ONE WOULD RESPOND. YOU ALL ARE SCARED. SCARED LITTLE METAL KIDS WHO LIVE WITH THEIR MOMMIES.
SXE STILL LIVES ON, IN TRUE FORM.
COME TO ONE OF MY BANDS SHOWS AND ILL SHOW YOU WHATS UP.
IF I SEE ANYONE PUT ANY TOXIN IN THEIR BODY YOU LL GET A BEATDOWN
REPRESNT



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 28,2008 5:02pm
Everyone who thought this was anything but a joke thread should chug some liquid drain-o.



toggletoggle post by SxEMoshSxE at Apr 28,2008 5:22pm
yea ok
ill make you cry like you were watching the end of titanic in a pit of cockroaches



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