Hey I'm a bassist. Yeah, I said it. I'm 20 years old and I am looking for a grind/death band to start or join. I live around the Quincy area so my ovaries are constantly lactating. My MAAAAAAIIN influences include the smooth tunes of the following:

ATHEIST
cephalic carnage
mucopus
tentacles
goratory
pig destroyer
agoraphobic nosebleed
spawn of possession
origin
suffocation
the beatles
blink 182
dashboard confessional
my chemical romance

yeah, not all of that list was a joke you mental masturbator. My gear ain't the best but it'll get the job done faster than the hooker I visit regularly on the corner of E st. I have a Spector NS2000 4 string neckthru bla bla bla, don't like tuning lower than C#, and I have a Peavey TNT115 combo (210 nigywatts). I have a car so I can drive places, but not too far out of the way, 15 miles is the max I'm willing to travel. I have a job so I can pay you if you give good head. I don't smoke crack.

if you have a band that plays intense grinding death metal with breakdowns that would bring a grown man to his knees screaming "NOOO!" as he rips out his eyes and squeezes them in his hands so blood seeps everywhere, here is my contact information:

email: pukingdeath@gmail.com
aim: drayehtnirelworp


I don't give out my number, srygrlz
kthxbi

-pat

oh yeah, I've been playing for about 7, 8, or 9 years. I forget when I started.

Oh yeah, I'm really influenced by THE RED FUCKING CHORD and Deadwater Drowning

Burnsy is looking for a bassist?! Check out his thread if your serious.

Best ad ever.

fucking a i guess every band within a 15 mile radius of me must be retarded okay i'll travel 16 miles tops or else ill take my chances at becoming a store mannequin

I guess you put trhe last 3 bands as a joke.
I gotta stay away from E street from now on.

crisis said:

No, your gonna drive 30miles to jam w/ Abnormality..... Since our bassist is MIA!!!

DEATH2ALL said:

yeah from what i know kris is working a retarded amount of time..youre probably better hitting sarah up if youre trying to get ahold of him

I shouldn't have to hunt him down. he knows what we gotta do. 6 songs, 2 weeks.

fuckin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bump to the tippity top fuckin 540 am and I'm outta my fuggin miiiiiind. a band that's close and is the style of music i wrote down has to be around hurr fuckin a p diddy OUT