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returntothepit >> discuss >> Splatterhouse, Machetazo, Psycho, Dissector and Call The Paramedics - May 25th at Bills Bar! 9 pm! - 10 bucks get you nuts - Please, no Rich Horrors. by MikePile on May 23,2006 12:39pm
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toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 23,2006 12:39pm


If you don't come to this show, you might as well buy a Trivium shirt and toss out the strech pants, because you have FAILED AT METAL.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 23,2006 2:30pm
FUCK



toggletoggle post by mOe NLI at May 23,2006 4:15pm
Good idea. Rich would end up messing up a good time. Although these bands are a bit too gimmicky for my taste.



toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 23,2006 6:22pm
mOe NLI said:
Good idea. Rich would end up messing up a good time. Although these bands are a bit too gimmicky for my taste.


What are you talking about, there aren't any black people in these bands.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 23,2006 9:58pm
Sadly, I will be there to ruin everyone's night. Sorry about that.



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at May 23,2006 10:30pm
Can't wait for this, this show starts my vacation.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at May 24,2006 1:28pm
TOMORROW!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at May 24,2006 9:13pm
The attendence to this show is looking bleak



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at May 25,2006 6:33am
BUMP FOR MIKE NOT LOOSING HIS SHIRT FOR THIS SHOW! Bring anyone you can.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 7:55am
I am going



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 9:12am
Dissector: can you bring another copy for my portfolio of your CD (the one with my picture in it).

any one else who wants to give me CDs for my radio show, please bring!

someone guest list and photo pass me.

where is bills bar? I've never been there.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 9:19am
bill's bar is 5.5 lansdown st, next to fenway park/axis/avalon/etc



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 9:29am
that's what I thought, but I never saw it when I walked down there.
which side is it on?



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at May 25,2006 9:31am
It's on the same side as Axis. It's between that piano bar and the "mexican" place.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 9:34am
that's the only place I could think that it would be.
what did it used to be called?

I went to a KMFDM show where the "piano bar" is. I forget what it was called. that was in 1995 or 1996.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 9:35am
the piano bar use to be karma club, bills has been bills for a while. axis use to be spit i think.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2006 10:35am
I will have a sampler disc of the Dissector/IWEIPH split for you tonight, Aaron.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 10:40am
Aaron and Rich make a cute couple.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2006 10:41am
I touched Aaron's special purpose last night, and my heart grew three times its normal size, destroying the metal box it was previously contained in.



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at May 25,2006 11:05am
Come to this show



toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 25,2006 11:06am
DO NOT COME TO THIS SHOW



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 25,2006 11:11am
DO NOT SUPPORT NOT COMMON RECORDS



toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 25,2006 11:16am
DON'T DO WHAT DONNY DON'T DOES



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at May 25,2006 11:17am
DONNY DOESN'T DANCE



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 11:26am
DON'T GIVE JOE XANAX (i can play this game too)



toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 25,2006 11:28am
Joe/NotCommon said:
DON'T GIVE JOE XANAX (i can play this game too)


DON'T DO THAT



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 11:29am
DON'T GIVE JOE 8,000 DOLLARS



toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 25,2006 12:04pm
Everybody that goes to this show tonight will recieve a ticket good for ONE FREE MURDER



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 25,2006 12:20pm
Do you mean we get to murder someone, or we get murdered? Either way I am excited.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at May 25,2006 2:35pm
Bump/



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at May 25,2006 3:00pm
Good Place to Park is at the Stadium at BU. It's on Commonwealth Ave, and it's a dollar an hour. About a 15 minute walk away from Fenway/Lansdown. That is where I'll be parking this evening.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 3:05pm
is there a game tonight?



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at May 25,2006 5:08pm
theres a show tonight



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 5:10pm
I'm leaving now.
but is there a game to worrry about?



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at May 25,2006 5:18pm
the_reverend said:
I'm leaving now.
but is there a game to worrry about?



yeah, it should be interesting



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at May 25,2006 5:27pm
i can't make it, just got back in from a day in nyc, and i still havn't been able to go to a bank/replace my broken atm card. sorry guys. really wanted to see machetazo too.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 25,2006 6:35pm
I'll be there...parking will be a cunt, for sure.



toggletoggle post by blue nli at May 25,2006 6:38pm
how much is it?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 7:30pm
$10 I think.
I parked on the street by the agganis arena. I'm walking down to the club now



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 7:50pm
I'm outside fenway. am I going to get hit by someone's balls?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 7:52pm
also, I walked 1/2 way here before I realized my fly was down.



toggletoggle post by blue nli at May 25,2006 8:17pm
you shouldve stopped by and said hi to me at work (guitar center)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 25,2006 8:52pm
I don't know what you are saying.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 25,2006 10:04pm
I hope you all don't miss me too much.

See you at Ralph's on June 1st.



toggletoggle post by CZ NLI at May 25,2006 10:27pm
blue you work at the boston Guitar Center? i drive on Com ave everyday for work dropping stuff off at BU i always debate stopping in but i have a box truck and there isn't any commercal parking open ever.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 26,2006 1:59am
Quite an interesting night haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2006 2:04am
I was wrong about the walk. it was 32 minutes



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 26,2006 2:05am
You should have had Rich drop you off.

I am going to bed.



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at May 26,2006 2:13am
even though Splatterhouse and Machetazo's set list was cut very short, I had a great night. Got a hotdog, saw a chick strip, and thrashed out. Now off to pass out so I can be rested for the trip to Maryland tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by demondave at May 26,2006 2:33am edited May 26,2006 2:33am
I had a great night. Work sucked and I needed this. I made some posters combining the artwork from the Blind Dead movies and The Machetazo Logo and I gave them to the band. I just did it for fun. The band loved it. Members of Splatterhouse kept coming up to me and telling me how cool the posters were.

By the way, what was with the strippers? Not that I'm complaining...just wondering. Was one of those girls in Call The Paramedics? (I missed their set so I'm not sure) She kept banging into me and randomly gyrating.





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2006 2:46am
almost home...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2006 3:13am
pictures.



toggletoggle post by Dissector NLI at May 26,2006 3:29am
Nice pictures, Rev. I'm too tired to post my review. Glad Splatterhouse and Machetazo found their way, real bummer their sets were cut short. I'll see them in Maryland though.

Somebody get Psycho on more shows now. They're back and in full action.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 26,2006 3:45am
ditto dissector.
will post review in the morning.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 26,2006 9:34am
Call The Paramedics was terrible, you guys were right. They played some variation of nu-metal and wannabe punk. Luckily for us they had a gimmick to mask their terrible sound.

I almost got into a fistfight with their toothless fag singer, but his hostilities deflated pretty quickly when Jeff Horror came over haha.

Dissector was fun, but they seemed pretty unenthusiastic last night. Psycho was great, I am surprised more people weren't into them. Some dickhead with a mullet and a suffering bastard shirt didn't like them because he wasn't a real man. Splatterhouse was my favorite of the night, but The Machetazo was fucking great too.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at May 26,2006 10:26am
Splatterhouse thrashed like crazy! I was blown away by thier set.
Slaughter of the Soul meets a thrashing Carcass hybrid...killer shit.

Machetazos Ace of Spades cover was epic!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 26,2006 10:29am
I forgot about the Ace of Spades cover! That was fucking great!!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 26,2006 10:36am
Aaron gave me a review of the show as well as a few of his quotes from the night but I'm not allowed to quote him. Hahaha



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at May 26,2006 10:37am
Carina, no MDF for you?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 26,2006 11:16am
Yep..we're in the car..aaron's driving and I'm on the phone..but you know that now since we're chatting on IM



toggletoggle post by MikePile at May 26,2006 11:35am
A big thanks to everybody who came, and to everybody who left while Call The Paramedics played. Fuck those guys.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 26,2006 1:01pm
Call The Paramedics are a bunch of faggots. All night long I prayed that they would fight us. But instead they pussied out of every confrontation... or bought Jeff a show so that they could stay out of the hospital. The singer is a faggot GG wannabe without any balls. I called his diseased whore stripper a stupid cunt that should be murdered and that if she touched me I'd break her fucking arm off with him a few inches away and he did nothing but pretend to not hear.

Psycho was fucking awesome. Awesome stage presence, awesome tunes.

Dissector didn't have their greatest night due to shitting bricks because they thought their two drawing bands weren't showing up.

Splatterhouse and Machetazo killed. I thrashed out. I got t-shirts. The end.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 26,2006 1:13pm
I just looked through the pictures. If you have a whore onstage, and you're not GWAR, you probably suck pretty bad. Also, bleeding is getting pretty elementary.

I didn't expect Dissector to look like such sweet upstanding young men. haha.

I'm gonna check out Splatterhouse, stat.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 26,2006 1:14pm
RichHorror said:
Call The Paramedics are a bunch of faggots. All night long I prayed that they would fight us. But instead they pussied out of every confrontation... or bought Jeff a show so that they could stay out of the hospital. The singer is a faggot GG wannabe without any balls. I called his diseased whore stripper a stupid cunt that should be murdered and that if she touched me I'd break her fucking arm off with him a few inches away and he did nothing but pretend to not hear.

Psycho was fucking awesome. Awesome stage presence, awesome tunes.

Dissector didn't have their greatest night due to shitting bricks because they thought their two drawing bands weren't showing up.

Splatterhouse and Machetazo killed. I thrashed out. I got t-shirts. The end.


Seriously though, in the future "No Rich Horrors" means NO RICH HORRORS. Except for Euro-Version Rich Horror and Bizzaro-World Rich Horror, but they are the exceptions to the rule.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 26,2006 1:15pm
I cannot be contained by the petty laws of mortal men.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at May 26,2006 2:47pm
this show is the reason I am hung over and sleep deprived at work yet again, but splatterhouse and machetazo made it worth it
(its gay I missed dissector)



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 26,2006 2:51pm
It's gay that Dissector had to play before that queer Disturbed-goes-punk band.



toggletoggle post by URBANDSUX at May 26,2006 2:51pm
...at least you saw Johnny X and Charlie Infection bringing it Boston style circa late '80's. They are legends and thrash pioneers.



toggletoggle post by Keith in baltimore at May 26,2006 2:51pm
hope the show went well, im glad to see that people realise sean and i arent ALWAYS full of shit, at least in the call the paramedics reference.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 26,2006 2:52pm
Yeah, this show ruled minus the NJ cocksuckers. Psycho definitely brought me back.



toggletoggle post by mOe NLI at May 26,2006 2:54pm
Call the Paramedics is a great band. They are from my home state and they are cool dudes. I think you are just too full of yourselves to enjoy the show. I am pretty sure you could not take them in a fight.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at May 26,2006 8:16pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 26,2006 8:18pm
hahaha, I saw that when I went looking for them earlier. I wish that was the CTP that played.



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at May 27,2006 12:06am
pam nli said:


I didn't expect Dissector to look like such sweet upstanding young men. haha.

QUOTE]

arent we cute?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 27,2006 12:08am
best convo of the night
"are you drinking?" bouncer
"no, I mean not right now" me
"so you are just hangin'?" bouncer
"um.. Yeah" me
"cool" bouncer
"he' probably just seeing if you were cool." one of the horrors

dissector: eddie has lost his powers... Since matt harvey (exhumed) cut his hair... Well.. I guess long hair isn't the "cool thing." any more. Their set was kind of akward. Due to the lack of hair, the sound guy and.. I'm not sure what. From the back, during the sound check, it sounded awesome. Anyone fortunate enough to be in there hear it got a treat.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 27,2006 12:04pm
iren_the_viking said:
pam nli said:


I didn't expect Dissector to look like such sweet upstanding young men. haha.

QUOTE]

arent we cute?



adorable!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 27,2006 12:05pm
Looks like you're finally gonna pop your cherry, boys!



toggletoggle post by pam nli at May 27,2006 12:06pm
yeehaw



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 27,2006 12:19pm
UPDATE: The Machetazo shirt was improperly labelled. It is in fact a large, not an XL. Curse this disgusting fatbody.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 28,2006 1:22pm
call the paramedics: I have no idea what I just saw. Musically, they sounded like SBC, but heavier. visually, it was like a sloppy kill the client set. the singer flailed around the stage a lot, knocking over everything, mics, stands, unplugging things, breaking all the mics, and bleeding. When the sound guy got on stage to fix the mics, he got hit on the head with a loose mic. all the while, there was a girl on stage dancing and flopping around on the floor like a fish. I'm pretty sure the people in the front came with the band. They were slamming into each other and tossing each other on the floor. Well, until they got yelled at for it. Also, the girls from the crowd all ended on the stage 1/2 naked too. To top the set off, the singer had some of the most hilarious tattoos ever, like DRUNK across his stomach. I hope you can read them in the pictures. And sorry to mr. Horror tang, call me gay, but I came to shoot bands and not girls dancing.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 28,2006 1:26pm
psycho: these guys ruled. I honestly don't know anything about tem or their history, but these guys killed. Someone needs to book them at an obrien's show. they were the perfect mixture of goregrind and black flaggy punk. it was cool to discover a band that's really old who are doing things that newer "amazing" bands are rediscovering (i call this the Atheist effect) aahahha "meat market to all you sluts out there" it's funny cause I'm sure it was directed at the people with call the paramedics since they wouldn't put their cloths back on. the bassist looked like Hitler when he held his pick. the bassist was the most animated on stage.

UPDATE: I checked their myspace and they've gone through every type of music from pop punk to grindcore to hardcore.. tons of reincarnations... weird.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 28,2006 5:19pm
splatterhouse: they rushed in late and then didn't seem to rush to set up so they played for maybe 20 minutes. Far far far too short of a time for them to play. People thrashed around during their set and immediately got booted from the club. That sucked. I thought I would get to see them again in maryland, but it didn't happen.

machetazo: wow, I've been waiting for a long time to check out these guys. They were short and awesome. I think they migt have gotten 15 minutes. I looked at their set list and it looked great. Unfortunately, they had to cut corners on the songs and actually put in a cover of "ace of spades" with the singer of splatter house singing leads.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 28,2006 6:50pm
I forgot to say that machetazo played an encore song after the cover. the sound guy had turned of the house pa, but turned it back on when they started playing.



toggletoggle post by demondave at May 29,2006 10:55am
I was near the bar, when the someone from the club told Splatterhouse and Machetazo that they didn't have much time since they showed up late. I overheard him say that Machetazo had to get on stage by 12:30 to get a set in. I was annoyed because Splatterhouse should have immediately got their shit together instead of wasting time at the bar with their drink tickets. They could have done that after. They dicked around a lot. I really liked thir set, but they would have gotten more time, and would have given Machetazo a little more time too.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at May 30,2006 11:03pm
I just finally got settled in after MDF so I finally have amy chance to talk about this show.

True, Dissector really wasn't on our game with this show. We put a lot of money into it and at that time in the night (when we were going on) it seemed pretty obviously that Splatterhouse and Machetazo weren't gonna show. Fortunately, they did, but still we were all paranoid at the time. Not to mention frustrated because the bounces at that place fucking SUCK! And the sound guy was being a tool with us. He rushed us at 7:30 to set up and sound check and he was acting like a jackass the whole time, meanwhile the show didn't even start til 9:30 so I didn't see what the rush was. I just fucking hate that club.

Sorry about CTP, for the record it wasn't my idea to book them. Jason from Splatterhouse asked if they could play.

Psycho needs more shows, right now. So get to it people who book shows.

Splatterhouse and Machetazo were fucking amazing but it's too bad their set times got cut down a lot. Really nice guys too. I asked for a medium Machetazo shirt but instead got a large Splatterhouse shirt that I already have, but didn't notice until I got home.

Needles to say, I'm never booking a show again. We really didn't ahve any energy that night because of all the problems and frustatrations so when we play shows I jsut want to get there, thrash out, then watch the rest of the bands, without having to worry about headliners or money. It definitely ruined our preformance. We played two new songs though. It felt good to paly them in front of new people.



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at May 30,2006 11:32pm
Mike I honestly thought you guys were awesome, and can't wait for Sunday!



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 31,2006 12:20am
Gay? I would never call you that unless you were a drummer named Eric in a shitty band.



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