I just got my Tonsils and adenoids taken out today. Fuckin' hurts like you've never felt before.
I do Vox for Resinate too.....go figure. Looks like I'll be stickin' to just guitar fer awhile. Anyone interested in auditioning for Main Vox for Resinate. At this point, I'm all ears. Some fans that like my evil fuckin' screams might get pissy.....but we need someone even better so that I can concentrate on guitar more.

In fuckin' sick pain.....but have Roxocet (liquid percocet, 'cept WAYYY stronger) and am BRUTALLY fucked up on this shit right now.....I'm actually slobbering and I have a whole quart of it left.
Roxocet party at my house!!

Tom....you and Christian can come up after work tomorrow and get slobberingly fucked up. Just bring me a fuckin' In Flames zip up hoodie. Or an Opeth one.

eats my fuck

that sucks hope you feel better....


tho i wish u were more like this is nothing... cuz i have to have mine taken out when i get insurance again :(

heheh. i think we only have xl' in flames hoodies in stock, and no zip up opeth hoodies.

Dude, I'm 28 years old and I tell ya...we dont heal like kids anymore. Yer gonna be in pain bro.....just come to one of our shows and I'll hook you up with Roxocet wayyyy ahead of time.
The drugs do rule dude.....they so rule...hahahahahaha

ahhhh shit man....Christian had a fuckin' cool zip up In Flames hoodie that he said that he'd give me...they were made for tour only I believe.
Fuckin' punch his asshole out for me....tell him that I want that hoodie...hahahahahah.
Oh and have you seen the logo that he's been werkin' on for us yet???

i hope you feel better soon

Hoser said:

yeah, dood, we have them only XL's left though. You're probably XL anyways though right?

not sure about what logo your talking about.

1) give me my opeth hoodie
2) maybe mr. the network can sing.

the_reverend said:


saturday.

Succubus you are so sweet....you gave me flowers...hahahahahah funny shit.
By the way Rev....we need someone who can do the way low death vox like me....and some of the higher Black Dahlia style screams....we gotta keep the dynamics rippin man.
Oh and Tom...why the hell doesnt JSR ever do any XXL hoodies??? I'm 6'2 240 LBS., Bro. I need the big shit. I'll be down there tomorrow to talk to Christian anyways....I'll prolly see ya I'm sure.
Thanx fer the sympathies guys....No w get us a SICK vocalist in the Dover area and I will personally make love to each and every one of you for my discounted rate of only $1.34 + manlove tax.
Fuck it .......

METAL FUCKING RULES

we do XXL too.

HOSER YA FUCK... Bring the drugs to me now!!!

Kristian-

you are welcome Hoser

Tom: Am i getting my babydoll T too?

soulsnot said:

HOSER.. Bring teh bitch slap to me nooooow!

<3 tom

succubus said:

yup ! ! ! ! ! !

im gonna be in dover.........i might possibly try out...where can i hear your music?

I just met Hoser in person...he slapped me a few times and sent me back to work. Then he slapped me some more.

maybe he is XXL after all

You can hear some of our music at IUMA.COM....it's a shitty site but it's a free spot to post our music. The shit at that site is old music....the new shit isn't quite done recording yet. We're still in the process of the next album, which is going to be released by SPV Records. But, if you insist on hearin' it.
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Rezinate/

Listen to "Anthem" especially....it's a bit newer.....but then again...listen to 'em all and lemme know if you still wanna try out. It is prolly a possibility due to the fact that I cant even swallow....and who knows...yer could be a wayy better vocalist than me anyways.

By the way....Tom looked hot today....Kristian said that I couldn't touch him..he was apparently "all his." hahahahahahaha

Ahhhhhhhh......325mg of Roxicet.....I feel so fuckin' good right now.
Man I'm serious...if you ain't had Liquid Roxicet yet, yer missin' out. This shit sssooooo rules.

Hey Hoser-

were throwing down tonight on green st.... why don't you bring you sick ass over so we can rape you while your all F'ed up.. Give me a call if your feeling up to it

Kristian

Word.....I'll bring my drugs and slobber on all of you whilst the raping is carried out. Make sure that Rusted is there so's I can at least have a real man...Tom is sooo hot. I'll try to make it up seein as its only 10 minutes from my house.

Hoser said:

this is the answer to the question "why I'm not dating hoser"

Hahahaha....I'll have it running down my chin though. That'll be so hot.

Oh My God.....I just tried to smoke a cigarette and my fuckin' throat puffed up and got wicked irritated. The pain is so suck suck suck assssss.
I no like the ding. Makes chrismas with him. Oww i say.

that'c cause smoking is fucking retarded, making smokers fucktards.

everyone needs to quit smoking. it is rediculously retarded. "heh heh heh, lets inhale smoke into our lungs, sounds like so much fun!"

why don't you just suck a dick instead?

addicted to dicks, now thats much healthier.

thats the best advice I've ever heard from an aids bag like you.

I especially hate cigarettes cause I go to a fucking show and them come home reaking with cancer and I didn't even fucking smoke. I think that every place needs to be like nyc or boston where there is no smoking inside. Hopefully, one day, there will be no smoking in clubs, bars, and venues. then Id be happy. Hell, I camera REAKS of cigarettes...
faggos

I'd be in favor of smoking if it killed people faster, population control. But it takes so goddamn long and makes everything stinky in the meantime, so it sucks infinitely and indefinitely.

i can't wait for people to die of cancer.

meanwhile, you're all dead, and i'll be the next banana george (85 years young).



20 years young.
-banana tom.

i have very lite asthma and smoke bothers me, esp second hand smoke...all bars in boston are non smoking..and no offense to smokers..but i love covering those shows best because my clothes, hair and body don't reak after words

ok, I vote we put into effect a ban on normal cigarettes and make new cigarettes out of tires and arsenic.

Whoa whoa....were not gonna start talking about not eating meat now to save the torture of hundreds of animals are we? Holy hell you filthy communists. Lets talk about the advantages of smoking, then let everyone else decide for themselves.
Advantages:
1.) Makes you look cooler. No shit, people look much cooler when they smoke. Look better than you tarts with nothing in your mouths at any given moment.
2.) Leaves an attractive yellow hue to the teeth. Hahahaha all you morons out there trying to whiten your teeth are racist. Yo, go ahead whitey...keep puttin the other colors down. Oppression sux.
3.) Keeps homo liberal commies away from you. Seriously, you can just smoke in a room and watch all of the little sissy, homo liberals give you dirty looks for your choices in life. Then we can systematically weed them out of society by smoking and killing all of the fags that give us dirty, faggy looks in clubs. It will be simple. Give me a dirty look, I break you.

The greatest advantage to smoking: Only real men smoke, we all know that. Look at the greats.
John Wayne
Johnny Cash
Mikael Akerfelt (Opeth)
Jake DeWire (Resinate)
Nate Jones (The Network)
Slash (Guns and Roses)

You all get the point yet? Lets get off of the sissy bandwagon and jump on with the team, eh? Rev, I want you and Succubus to lead the pack.
HAhahahahahahahahahaha

This is too much fun.

hm.. I never thought of the advantages.
yellow teeth? yellow hands? AND cancer? omg sign me the fuck up.
I'm going out right now to buy a pack of wiston phillips high tar no filter red top sshhhhheeeeeeebangs

actually when i was 5 i wanted to smoke....i REALLY thought it looked cool and sometimes i still think it does....flame me for that...whatever...anyhow...my parents never smoked....but but my dad saw me staring at my cousin smoking and he asked me if i wanted to try....i was just a kid and thought my dad was nuts....anyhow....he continued....c'mon it's ok..i won't be mad at you....i will let you try it....so i said ok...

He called my cousin over....who was smoking export A (green pack) canadian cigarettes..strong cigarettes....anyhow i sat on my dad's lap and my cousin gave him his cigarette...my dad instructed me..."now suck in as hard as you can..."

ummm yeah imagine the rest...
haven't touched a cigarette since...

granted this again from my dad who made me taste wine when i was a kid...sigh....i will miss him forever.... <3

Succubus yer gonna make me cry, man. I understand, and fully respect your decision not to look cool. As for the Rev. Good job. Finally got on the bandwagon. Now I can start a cool smokers thread and the Rev will participate. God damn I love you, Rev.

Aside from all of the fucking pain that I'm in.....anyone know how long this shit takes to heal????? Its drivin me outta my fuckin mind.